Poll: Palin v. Obama

[JerrySeinfeld]

Hint:

No matter who you vote for, Palin has already won.

[Black Dog]

an: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[sharkman]

I'd like to make a request for the lumberjack song.

[M.Dancer]

I would like the Bright Side of Life....

[Leafless]

I vote Palin bcause her might is being White.

[August1991]

Hint:

No matter who you vote for, Palin has already won.

That's not fair, Jerry.

There's no "Neither/Both" option.

[BC_chick]

I vote Palin bcause her might is being White.

Seriously?

[Topaz]

Vote Palin and you probably voted for Bush. Nothing else needs to be said.

[bush_cheney2004]

I vote Palin bcause her might is being White.

Pretty reasonable if others vote for Obama because his might is being "Black".

[Pliny]

Vote Palin and you probably voted for Bush. Nothing else needs to be said.

Palin is vying for vice president. Is she like Dick Cheney? McCain should be compared to Bush - not much similarity in either, in my view.

[Bryan]

Vote Palin and you probably voted for Bush. Nothing else needs to be said.

I hate Bush more than any political leader of any country in my lifetime.

Palin, I kind of like.

[Moonlight Graham]

I hate Bush more than any political leader of any country in my lifetime.

Palin, I kind of like.

Give it awhile.

[GostHacked]

Pretty reasonable if others vote for Obama because his might is being "Black".

But if you are better than that, why stoop to that level? If leafless decides to vote that way, then he becomes part of the problem and not the solution. Many are voting on an image and colour. Those are the people that need some education. Leaders can do what they want when the population is as dumb and ignorant as a brick.

[bush_cheney2004]

But if you are better than that, why stoop to that level? If leafless decides to vote that way, then he becomes part of the problem and not the solution. Many are voting on an image and colour. Those are the people that need some education. Leaders can do what they want when the population is as dumb and ignorant as a brick.

I don't know what you are getting at here, but it reads as not only elitist but also racist.

"Better than that" ?

Better than what?

FYI....the power of the vote transitioned from privileged land owners long ago. America has a long history with regard to empowering voters, even when people like you would rather the stayed home.

[GostHacked]

I don't know what you are getting at here, but it reads as not only elitist but also racist.

Nah, you get exactly what I am saying. Howver, it is not racist or elitist. It is just a reality you do choose not to face.

"Better than that" ? ....Better than what?

Better than mud slinging slimey politicians.

FYI....the power of the vote transitioned from privileged land owners long ago. America has a long history with regard to empowering voters, even when people like you would rather the stayed home.

So if you want 'change' to come to Washington, you need to start with yourself.

[bush_cheney2004]

Nah, you get exactly what I am saying. Howver, it is not racist or elitist. It is just a reality you do choose not to face.

No, I got it right the first time....not only do you want to set an arbitrary standard for the right to vote, but hell, you even want to pass judgement on the outcome. In foreign countries no less...sheesh!

Better than mud slinging slimey politicians.

That's what politicians do.....it's in the job description

So if you want 'change' to come to Washington, you need to start with yourself.

Change comes to Washington every two years, whether you like it or not.