Trump’s New Money-Laundering Scheme

[Rebound]

America’s biggest conman has launched a brand-new money-laundering scheme, enabling foreign governments and others to funnel millions of dollars of untraceable cash into Trump’s pockets.

The scheme is called www.gettrumpwatches.com. Based in rural Wyoming, at an address that’s mysteriously blurred out in Google Maps, the scheme sells a cheap, allegedly Swiss watch for the staggering sum of $100,000. — payable in Bitcoin.  By comparison, brand-new Rolex watches range in price from $5,500 to $75,000. Yet, when you look at the photo of a “Trump watch,” the tourbillon movement is plainly visible, and secured by blue screws, which are only found in Chinese-made Tourbillon movements, not in Swiss movements.  

So it’s bad enough that he’s selling a Swiss watch for a higher price than the most expensive Swiss watch — it isn’t even a Swiss watch, it’s Chinese. They probably bought some Swiss springs or pins and built the watches in China. 

Wherever the watches are made, Wyoming certainly isn’t the center of America’s watch industry, and the big scam is this: $100,000 bitcoin payments are untraceable. They could come from Putin, from Xi, from Saudi Arabia, from anywhere, and nobody can trace it. This would make it easy to funnel a $1 million bribe or campaign donation into Trump’s pocket without so much as a trace. 

Meanwhile, Republican Attorney Generals have been clamping down on Democrat donations, demanding that only donations with CVV codes can be accepted, so that minuscule gift card donations cannot be used to hide the source of campaign contributions. But $100,000 or more in completely untraceable funds is no problem?  Donald Trump is a conman and a fraud, and this is yet another of his law-breaking schemes. Maybe it’s how he’ll get paid for handing over the classified stolen nuclear secrets to Moscow and Beijing. 

 

[Hodad]

Good, gawdy, that's hideous.

[CdnFox]

It's wrong for him to fund his campaign selling watches. He should be funding it by selling influence like a normal politician

[robosmith]

Why is he trying to hide it THIS TIME?

He's already destroyed the emoluments clause of the Constitution. 🤮

[Rebound]

4 hours ago, CdnFox said:

It's wrong for him to fund his campaign selling watches. He should be funding it by selling influence like a normal politician

Of course you’re going to turn a blind eye to this scheme of selling influence using untraceable currency.  
 

These Chinese watches cost $25,000 more than the most expensive diamond-studded gold Rolex you can buy.  It’s a scheme to let saudis, Russians and others funnel untraceable cash into Trump’s pockets.   

[Nationalist]

So Trump is using capitalism. Oh for shame...

[User]

On 9/29/2024 at 9:31 AM, Rebound said:

America’s biggest conman has launched a brand-new money-laundering scheme, enabling foreign governments and others to funnel millions of dollars of untraceable cash into Trump’s pockets.

What are you talking about?

This is not money laundering. If that were the plan, he wouldn't need to launch a scheme like this to launder money anyhow. 

 

[Nationalist]

43 minutes ago, User said:

What are you talking about?

This is not money laundering. If that were the plan, he wouldn't need to launch a scheme like this to launder money anyhow. 

 

They're reaching now User. Desperation has set in. They don't have that flood of mail-ins to fck with and see the election slipping through their grasp.

[West]

Crypto is the one world currency spoken about in Revelation. 

[User]

7 minutes ago, West said:

Crypto is the one world currency spoken about in Revelation. 

Except... there is no one crypto. But yeah, sure... LOL

[Rebound]

2 hours ago, User said:

What are you talking about?

This is not money laundering. If that were the plan, he wouldn't need to launch a scheme like this to launder money anyhow. 

 

Sure it is.  
Senator Menendez was convicted because he had $400,000 in cash and a bunch of gold bars in his closet. But Trump… he’ll just say, “Oh, I sold fifty watches for $100,000 each. I don’t know who bought them because they paid in BitCoin, and that’s where the $5 million came from. 
 

[User]

22 minutes ago, Rebound said:

Sure it is.  
Senator Menendez was convicted because he had $400,000 in cash and a bunch of gold bars in his closet. But Trump… he’ll just say, “Oh, I sold fifty watches for $100,000 each. I don’t know who bought them because they paid in BitCoin, and that’s where the $5 million came from. 
 

That isn't the definition of money laundering. LOL

There is no underlying illegality happening here that the money was gotten through illegal means to need to be laundered to look legitimate. 

 

[West]

28 minutes ago, Rebound said:

Sure it is.  
Senator Menendez was convicted because he had $400,000 in cash and a bunch of gold bars in his closet. But Trump… he’ll just say, “Oh, I sold fifty watches for $100,000 each. I don’t know who bought them because they paid in BitCoin, and that’s where the $5 million came from. 
 

And Hunter Biden sold his finger paintings for more than a Picasso painting while working for Russia. 

[Rebound]

33 minutes ago, West said:

And Hunter Biden sold his finger paintings for more than a Picasso painting while working for Russia. 

And the money he received from those sales is traceable to the buyers, isn’t it?

Oh yeah, and HUBTER BIDEN ISN’T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 

[User]

46 minutes ago, Rebound said:

And the money he received from those sales is traceable to the buyers, isn’t it?

Oh yeah, and HUBTER BIDEN ISN’T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 

Your big argument is that using cash is now money laundering. OMG, I just paid my barber in cash this weekend. They are money laundering!!!!!!!!