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Party Cheating In Primary Election Promises They Will Definitely Not Cheat In General Election | Babylon Bee

A group of the nation's most prominent Democrats held a press conference to allay the fears of American citizens that the fact that they had just successfully undermined the democratic process to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris on the presidential ticket might be an indication that they would pull similar unethical shenanigans in November's general election against Donald Trump.

"Don't be ridiculous," said Nancy Pelosi when asked if Democrats would cheat in November. "All the shady business we just did to get rid of Joe should not be seen as any sign that we would ever do anything unscrupulous in the upcoming presidential election. To be fully transparent, the fact that there are still unanswered questions about suspicious things that happened in 2020 and 2022 should not at all be used as evidence that we would do any suspicious things in 2024. Any suggestion to the contrary is a threat to democracy."

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14 minutes ago, Nationalist said:

Says the adult who uses a Sesame Street doll as an avatar.

Says the guy who frequently talks about how hot and sexy his kids are. Do you fantasize about them like your idle Trump does with Ivanka?

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13 minutes ago, Black Dog said:

Says the guy who frequently talks about how hot and sexy his kids are. Do you fantasize about them like your idle Trump does with Ivanka?

No. I just produce attractive spawn. Its a cross to bear but somebody has to do it.

Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.

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18 minutes ago, Nationalist said:

No. I just produce attractive spawn. Its a cross to bear but somebody has to do it.

Why would that be a burden unless you're struggling with your sexual attraction to them.

Like do you think talking about your children in terms of how hot and sexy they are is normal behaviour? You should be on a watch list.

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6 hours ago, DUI_Offender said:

You are attracted to children.

What is wrong with you?

LOL, when people have to tell you they are ignoring you... 

From Robosmith: "IGNORE AWARDED DUE TO WORTHLESS POSTS. BYE."

 

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24 minutes ago, Black Dog said:

Why would that be a burden unless you're struggling with your sexual attraction to them.

Like do you think talking about your children in terms of how hot and sexy they are is normal behaviour? You should be on a watch list.

LOL...do you have green hair...by any chance?

I'm damn proud o' my spawn. One day...you might be too. If you ever have any...

19 minutes ago, User said:

What is wrong with you?

I suspect he's an angry Libbie who is frustrated in any number of ways...

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Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.

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2 hours ago, Rebound said:

The silly right wingers don’t know that the candidates are selected at the nominating conventions by a combination of elected and non-elected delegates.

Sure - there's no such thing as the primaries!  Americans aren't supposed to have any SAY in the candidate :)  

Go have a cookie - your blood sugar's low. 

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42 minutes ago, User said:

What is wrong with you?

Were you here for the thread where we posted all the research from a few companies showing people on the left were significantly more prone to mental health issues?

All the ones here sure seem to turn to weird sex fantasies about others as soon as they are "offended" :)

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1 hour ago, Black Dog said:

Why would that be a burden unless you're struggling with your sexual attraction to them.

Like do you think talking about your children in terms of how hot and sexy they are is normal behaviour? You should be on a watch list.

Wow, you leftards really are all about pedophilia. Or, being "minor-attracted persons", as you like to call it.

Are you one of the proud leftists that dress up in mini-skirts, fishnets and high-heels to read books to little children? 

You should be on a watchlist.

9 minutes ago, DUI_Offender said:

Nothing is wrong.

20 years ago me and CdnFox worked together.  He would often state that he "craved" 14 year old Asians. Keep in mind this is when the age of consent was 14, so it was perfectly legal, although he was 29 at the time..

I feel like you need to prove that or be banned from this, you slimy piece of shit.

If CNN gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed.

If you missed something on the Cultist Narrative Network, don't worry, the dolt horde here will make sure everyone hears it. 

Kamala didn't get where she is because of her achievements or anything that came out of her mouth. 

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14 minutes ago, DUI_Offender said:

Nothing is wrong.

20 years ago me and CdnFox worked together.  He would often state that he "craved" 14 year old Asians. Keep in mind this is when the age of consent was 14, so it was perfectly legal, although he was 29 at the time..

I'm pretty sure ,20 years ago you were a glint in the milkman's eye :) 

Still drunk i see :) 

 

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1 minute ago, DUI_Offender said:

Not as drunk as that 14 year old girl that had her drink spiked by you.

LOL  sure kid :P   I get why someone like you would be obsessed enough with me to write fan fiction :) 

 

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15 minutes ago, DUI_Offender said:

Not as drunk as that 14 year old girl that had her drink spiked by you.

And 20 years ago he told you this too?

LOL, when people have to tell you they are ignoring you... 

From Robosmith: "IGNORE AWARDED DUE TO WORTHLESS POSTS. BYE."

 

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6 minutes ago, DUI_Offender said:

The one thing I love about this forum, is I can literally take a dump in the middle of a thread, and nobody would notice. 

 

After all, half the members are a bunch off poo-flinging Apes.

Dude you ARE the dump in the middle of the thread :) 

And you're a drunk loser who's a blight on society on top of it. soooooooo..... 

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7 minutes ago, DUI_Offender said:

And you are a 49 year old manual laborer, who has a unhealthy obsession with underage teen girls.

Holy shit you're actually having fantasies about my age and what i do?!?!?  :) LOLOLOL  Your obsession with me is getting more and more complex and detailed :) 

Can't you get a real boyfriend in the real world or something? 

 

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4 hours ago, Black Dog said:

Why would that be a burden unless you're struggling with your sexual attraction to them.

Like do you think talking about your children in terms of how hot and sexy they are is normal behaviour? You should be on a watch list.

Aren't you the one that needed an emptional support teddy bear?

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1 minute ago, gatomontes99 said:

Aren't you the one that needed an emptional support teddy bear?

You guys have such weird fantasies. Must be the leaded gas.

 

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Just now, gatomontes99 said:

I mean, if you need an emotional support teddy you should own it. Mental health is no joke.

This is such classic right wing humour in so far as it's not funny and doesn't actually make any sense.

4 hours ago, Nationalist said:

LOL...do you have green hair...by any chance?

I'm damn proud o' my spawn. One day...you might be too. If you ever have any...

You seem waaaaaaaay more than proud. I'd go as far to say "horny for"

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5 hours ago, Black Dog said:

Why would that be a burden unless you're struggling with your sexual attraction to them.

Like do you think talking about your children in terms of how hot and sexy they are is normal behaviour? You should be on a watch list.

CdnFox and him were huge Subway Jared fans. 

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21 minutes ago, DUI_Offender said:

Bye!

Stay away from children's playgrounds, and Junior High school girls.

Don't like the competition? :)  No probelm, that's more your thing, i'll leave it up to you. (and they say drinking doesn't cause brain damage... )

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