Don't Move To Florida

[reason10]

If you live in an enlightened People's Republic Paradise blue state, you will be miserable in Florida. Let me count the ways.

1. The weather here is awful. It's so hot for most of the year that Florida is singularly responsible for the melting of the polar caps. Hurricanes come once a month and they are devastating. Also Florida is the lightning strike capital of the world.

2. We have mosquitoes here the size of pelicans. The other day I saw a bunch of mosquitos carrying a dog away. Also, there are alligators on every street corner, some wanting to bite, some just wanting to sell you fentanyl.

3. Your children will HATE our schools. We actually have HOMEWORK and required assignments. And we actually have GRADES, which means it's possible for a child to FAIL a course., Also, our school courses are incredibly narrow minded, only dealing with actual HISTORY, MATH, GEOGRAPHY, SCIENCE, WRITING, READING, THE ARTS, etc. The bigoted education department REFUSES to allow your kid to be indoctrinated in homosexual/lesbian/trans lifestyles at the kindergarten level, nor will your college kid get to enjoy Black Queer Studies. Your kid actually has to get a real college education before he/she can get a diploma. For that matter, Florida will NOT allow a minor to get gender reassignment surgery without parental approval. (Florida's bigoted government also doesn't allow underage minors to vote, buy cigarettes, buy guns, get a tattoo, etc.) This leads to another state embarrassment.

4. Florida is incredibly CHEAP. We have this embarrassing group of people called the MIDDLE CLASS, who actually call most of the shots. Because of that, Florida's state budget is balanced, with less outlays in WELFARE payments than any other states. That means you actually have to WORK A REAL JOB HERE. Taxes are so low here, it's embarrassing. Florida has NO STATE INCOME TAX, and you wonder how we keep the lights on here. Our welfare state might as well not even exist. It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to find anyone who is POOR here.

5. Florida is not safe. As you know, ALL gun deaths are perpetrated by law abiding citizens.  Florida has CONSTITUTIONAL CARRY laws, which lets these dangerous people just carry their lethal weapons with them, in public and in plain sight. If you have a son who needs money for clothes and can only get it by committing crimes  (like muggings or home invasions) your kid could be KILLED in the process of committing such a crime. The law enforcement community will just look the other way. Speaking of crimes...

6. Florida is VERY MEAN to illegal aliens, (uh, I mean, UNDOCUMENTED CITIZENS) who only want to come here for a fresh start. Florida actually ENFORCES those white supremacist Immigration laws and makes people from other countries actually have to WAIT IN LINE to come here. And illegals that are shipped into here from the government are actually sent to blue states like Martha's Vineyard. That's very MEAN SPIRITED and it means there's nothing but white people down here in Florida.

7. Florida roads are VERY CROWDED, mostly because all these "tourists" from other places are clogging up our highways. But also it's because we do not have massive gasoline taxes nor do we have a electric car mandate, which means all these deplorable "Middle class" people who actually WORK JOBS are able to own a car and are clogging up our highways.It's NOT FAIR to those who want to do the right thing and take public transportation. If you drive down from a blue state, (even in a $150K electric car) you'll only be adding to the traffic on our roads. The other thing is, our low taxes and cheap government prevent us from building more roads to accommodate those outdated, white supremacist means of transportation.

8. You can't get good pot here. Because Florida now has medical marijuana, (which is VERY easy to get a card for) all the pot here is standardized and will not fck you up. The street varieties were unregulated, so you might get a REALLY good buzz off them, but not in Florida. Our mean spirited white supremacist government has used the free market to practically put ALL street pushers of marijuana out of business. Now the only good drugs you can buy on the street are coke, crack, meth, and fentanyl. You no longer have street sold marijuana to act as a gateway drug to get your body ready for the good stuff.

9. Florida is going to become more crowded than China because our abortion laws are so strict. The state does not allow abortions after the child is born, so an expectant mother is DENIED the choice of whether or not she wants the little bastard.  In fact, our white supremacist government is requiring doctors NOT to kill any baby that has a heartbeat. This is SOOOO patently unfair to the high school slut who wants to look good in prom dress but keeps putting that abortion off until it's too late.

If you live in an enlightened state like New York, California, New Jersey, Minnesota, you need to stay put. Life for you there is better, more predictable and also POLITICALLY CORRECT. Life there is WOKE, and the LAST thing you need in your life is an experience like the Wild West in the Sunshine State. Let those who want to have to WORK A REAL JOB EVERY DAY move here.  Let them be miserable. Stay where you are, hold hands and sing Kumbayah.

 

Edited February 5, 2023 by reason10

[sharkman]

Yeah, try Texas instead.  

[robosmith]

Sorry, "reason," YOU can't tell anyone where they can move in the US.

And after Dethantis is gone, FL will likely actually become livable again.

I use to live there but could not stand the rural Space Coast having grown up within 25 miles of a great US city.

[Deluge]

11 minutes ago, robosmith said:

Sorry, "reason," YOU can't tell anyone where they can move in the US.

And after Dethantis is gone, FL will likely actually become livable again.

I use to live there but could not stand the rural Space Coast having grown up within 25 miles of a great US city.

Florida breathes easier with the stench of leftism receding. They're in pretty good shape right now, thanks to DeSantis. 

Edited February 5, 2023 by Deluge

[reason10]

4 hours ago, robosmith said:

Sorry, "reason," YOU can't tell anyone where they can move in the US.

And after Dethantis is gone, FL will likely actually become livable again.

I use to live there but could not stand the rural Space Coast having grown up within 25 miles of a great US city.

Seriously, you goose steppers would HATE Florida. It's too WHITE for you.

Florida is the most RACIST state in the union because (a) we have MATH courses in our schools (even though California has said MATH is racist), and (b) blacks are NOT allowed to vote more than once in this state. Neither are whites. Florida is SO racist that it holds EVERYONE to equal standards, regardless of the fact that white people are the most EVIL people who ever lived. And most precincts in Florida require a PHOTO ID to vote, which easily makes us the most RACIST state of all time.  Photo ID IS RACIST (unless it is used to sign up for welfare benefits or buy booze or cigarettes.)

As far as Governor DeSantis, most of us WHITE SUPREMACISTS do not want him to run for president and cut short his second LANDSLIDE victory term as governor. We're happy with the job he is doing.

Then again, it would be worth it to see THESE fcking retards once again

[reason10]

4 hours ago, Deluge said:

Florida breathes easier with the stench of leftism receding. They're in pretty good shape right now, thanks to DeSantis. 

Florida indeed had a major racist past, what with DEMOCRATS running the state right up to around 1998. It took Governor Jeb Bush and a Republican legislature to turn Florida into an economic powerhouse, one so expansive that everybody and their uncle are moving down here in droves.

WE DON'T WANT THOSE ASS HOLES HERE, (especially if they are Democrats coming from blue states they fcked up.)

[Aristides]

If I moved anywhere but Canada it would be New Zealand.

[reason10]

The people I want to see move to FLorida (other than some Texas oil execs who can arrange for offshore drilling in the Atlantic) would be LEGAL immigrants who learn our language and come here with a work ethic. I like those Mexican migrant workers, the ones who come year after, put themselves on the emigrate list, learn our language and then buy huge cattle farms when they get their immigration papers. I want those Haitians, who come here and work as dishwashers in our restaurants, who learn English, save their money, attend community colleges and open their own businesses.

Not sure how I feel about American blacks, but I LOVE those Jamaican and Trinidad blacks (the ones whose skin color is like your car tires.) They are well educated and have a HERCULEAN work ethic. (They APPRECIATE the fact that the American economy--during Republican administrations--is expansive and healthy. They appreciate the fact that for now the American dollar is worth more than a sheet of toilet paper, (which you can't say about the Jamaican or Trinidad dollar.0 They likewise build businesses and expand the economy. Same with a lot of Cubans and folks from the Dominican Republic. They all learn English, emigrate LEGALLY and love this country.

If American blacks want to move from other red states, that's cool. They obviously had a better education than the blue state blacks, and they don't believe they are entitled to all you make. They are intelligent hard working folk, who will demand a lot from their kids in public schools.

[reason10]

6 minutes ago, Aristides said:

If I moved anywhere but Canada it would be New Zealand.

I'm surprised (since New Zealand is on your list) that it never occurred to you to maybe move to Norway or Netherlands, where they have very cold temperatures, VERY high taxes and a pure socialist welfare state where NOBODY has to work. I could see you preferring that.

[Aristides]

Just now, reason10 said:

I'm surprised (since New Zealand is on your list) that it never occurred to you to maybe move to Norway or Netherlands, where they have very cold temperatures, VERY high taxes and a pure socialist welfare state where NOBODY has to work. I could see you preferring that.

Shows how little you know about me. Been to NZ several times. Beautiful country, clean, friendly people and the cops still don't carry guns. Civilized.

[reason10]

27 minutes ago, Aristides said:

Shows how little you know about me. Been to NZ several times. Beautiful country, clean, friendly people and the cops still don't carry guns. Civilized.

Cops don't carry guns? What if they're called on a crime scene where guns are being used? What do they do? Just use harsh language?

Or do you have a link proving there are ZERO firearms in the entire country of New Zealand?

[Deluge]

1 hour ago, reason10 said:

Florida indeed had a major racist past, what with DEMOCRATS running the state right up to around 1998. It took Governor Jeb Bush and a Republican legislature to turn Florida into an economic powerhouse, one so expansive that everybody and their uncle are moving down here in droves.

WE DON'T WANT THOSE ASS HOLES HERE, (especially if they are Democrats coming from blue states they fcked up.)

I wouldn't want them there either. They're like the ultimate retardant to success.

My God, what a fckng waste of time to be a democrat. 

[Aristides]

58 minutes ago, reason10 said:

Cops don't carry guns? What if they're called on a crime scene where guns are being used? What do they do? Just use harsh language?

Or do you have a link proving there are ZERO firearms in the entire country of New Zealand?

Of course there are firearms in New Zealand but they don't screw around. After the Christchurch mosque massacre it took six weeks for all parties to agree to an assault weapons ban and buyback. Police are trained and have access to firearms like the UK but your every day patrol officers don't carry them. It's a civilized country. 

https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-where-police-do-not-carry-guns.html

Edited February 6, 2023 by Aristides

[reason10]

l think you'd  be in for a major disappointment if you moved to NZ. Assault weapons and buyback? Seriously? It didn't work in left wing shitholes like New York or California.

Your source (once again) appears to be as delusional as all your others. From this source:

Of the 16 Pacific island nations, 12 do not issue guns to officers, opting instead for a policing policy rooted in gaining and maintaining the respect, approval, and cooperation of the public rather than instilling fear under threat of force.

This assumes that SOMEHOW humanity has managed to evolve beyond the enlightened status of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA in how it treats guns.

A. I don't believe for a SECOND that cops in ANY country are prohibited from carrying firearms.

B. If such a thing were possible, the anarchy and mayhem resulting from this would be off the charts.

Humans are wonderful, receptive and instinctive creatures. They are also (in the words of horror novelist Stephen King) THE MOST VICIOUS MOTHERFCKERS IN THE JUNGLE.

If you'd like to present credible evidence that there's something in the water in those Pacific island nations that causes hardened criminals to refrain from gunning down unarmed police officials, I have an open mind. Frankly, I don't believe a word of that bullschitt source of yours.

It may be factual, (in another universe) but in human terms it's not possible,.

[reason10]

2 hours ago, Deluge said:

I wouldn't want them there either. They're like the ultimate retardant to success.

My God, what a fckng waste of time to be a democrat. 

What can I say? There are stupid people all over the place. In the 80s, stupid people actually bought pet rocks. For some reason, the fake news media is treating stupid people like Nobel Laureates. (Ironic because the Nobel prize isn't worth the paper it's printed on.)

Florida is a HORRIBLE place for Democrats. They would be happier elsewhere. They would HATE it here, (all the low taxes and freedom of speech and ALL THOSE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ACTUALLY WORKING JOBS.)

[Aristides]

2 hours ago, reason10 said:

l think you'd  be in for a major disappointment if you moved to NZ. Assault weapons and buyback? Seriously? It didn't work in left wing shitholes like New York or California.

Your source (once again) appears to be as delusional as all your others. From this source:

Of the 16 Pacific island nations, 12 do not issue guns to officers, opting instead for a policing policy rooted in gaining and maintaining the respect, approval, and cooperation of the public rather than instilling fear under threat of force.

This assumes that SOMEHOW humanity has managed to evolve beyond the enlightened status of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA in how it treats guns.

A. I don't believe for a SECOND that cops in ANY country are prohibited from carrying firearms.

B. If such a thing were possible, the anarchy and mayhem resulting from this would be off the charts.

Humans are wonderful, receptive and instinctive creatures. They are also (in the words of horror novelist Stephen King) THE MOST VICIOUS MOTHERFCKERS IN THE JUNGLE.

If you'd like to present credible evidence that there's something in the water in those Pacific island nations that causes hardened criminals to refrain from gunning down unarmed police officials, I have an open mind. Frankly, I don't believe a word of that bullschitt source of yours.

It may be factual, (in another universe) but in human terms it's not possible,.

You really need to get out more. There is another world outside of your basement.

I've been to Florida as well and would take NZ any day.

[Nationalist]

I would like to echo reason10 somewhat.

People of the world...do not migrate to Canada. It's cold here all the time and it's getting expensive to heat our igloos.

Besides that...I can't eat anymore raw seal fat and the polar bears keep routing through my trash.

It's terrible here.

Don't come.

[reason10]

12 hours ago, Aristides said:

You really need to get out more. There is another world outside of your basement.

I've been to Florida as well and would take NZ any day.

I think that is an EXCELLENT idea. You should move ANYWHERE but Florida. You wouldn't like it here, trust me.

[reason10]

4 hours ago, Nationalist said:

I would like to echo reason10 somewhat.

People of the world...do not migrate to Canada. It's cold here all the time and it's getting expensive to heat our igloos.

Besides that...I can't eat anymore raw seal fat and the polar bears keep routing through my trash.

It's terrible here.

Don't come.

Of course, if we ever have a military draft again, (expect a bunch of Democrat teenagers headed to Canada, all looking for a handout and some medical marijuana.)

[Aristides]

41 minutes ago, reason10 said:

I think that is an EXCELLENT idea. You should move ANYWHERE but Florida. You wouldn't like it here, trust me.

I like it just fine where I am thanks.

[Nationalist]

43 minutes ago, reason10 said:

Of course, if we ever have a military draft again, (expect a bunch of Democrat teenagers headed to Canada, all looking for a handout and some medical marijuana.)

Hell why not?

We're already getting a flood of their "refugees". Something our crooked press has deftly ignored.

Here come the drugs and the guns people. And once it becomes evident, the Libbies will howl for more gun controls and fawn all over these "refugees".

Frankly, if we'd just let our police do their jobs...and if the courts would fcking do theirs...we could handle this.

But nnnooo...its all just a shitshow now. They lie right to your face and claim righteousness.

Edited February 6, 2023 by Nationalist

[herbie]

4 hours ago, reason10 said:

Of course, if we ever have a military draft again, (expect a bunch of Democrat teenagers headed to Canada, all looking for a handout and some medical marijuana.)

Well hurry up and start up a draft. And BTW not the ones who need medical marijuana, we don't want the sick and infirm. The healthy ones can just go to the Pot Shop and buy real weed with their own money like the rest of us. We'll put in an order for a couple hundred thousand non-MAGAs right now. New Zealand will most likely take some too.

[reason10]

21 hours ago, herbie said:

Well hurry up and start up a draft. And BTW not the ones who need medical marijuana, we don't want the sick and infirm. The healthy ones can just go to the Pot Shop and buy real weed with their own money like the rest of us. We'll put in an order for a couple hundred thousand non-MAGAs right now. New Zealand will most likely take some too.

Your budget won't be able to handle a hundred thousand non MAGAS. You have enough bums up there with no jobs and living off the welfare state. You don't need any more.

With MAGAS, your economy would soar. Of course, all that INDEPENDENT thinking will cause your natives to REALLY hit the pot heavily, (since you people are as tolerant as the FDR KKK.)

[herbie]

If you ever read a real newspaper, you'd know we're aiming to take in 400,000 immigrants, none the epitome of an Ugly American.

Though with multi-culturalism any MAGAs here could still tongue bathe Trump and lament the loss of their 44 Magnums and silently loathe the very people who made the tacos they're stuffing down their throats.