kimmy
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Very surprising. I've just been made a Youth Minister by a major church that I don't belong to. I assume this was a mistake, but I'll be taking prayer requests until this gets cleared up.
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You can be their new prophet!
"God says coffee and booze are A-OK!! Oh, and sex too!"
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I was a reverend in an online church once. I had made a new years resolution to become a saint. Being an atheist made that difficult...until the lord guided me to the Universal Life Church! At the time I only needed to sign up something like 25 new members to become a saint. Hallelujah! The lord works in mysterious ways.
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That doesn't sound very mysterious AAC.... sounds like the rules are laid out pretty clearly...
