DogOnPorch
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And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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Thank you Mr. Neidermeyer.
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Another Olympic dog Holocaust in Russia and the Taliban consider beheading a dog on camera for public consumption. Not a good time for dogs.
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Any bets how long?
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Again...thank-you. I thought the irony quite delicious, myself.
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oh... were you gone?
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Avoid German train stations? Meanwhile, UK police apologize for using 'Allahu Akbar' in suicide attack training session.
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I'm sure I'm to blame somehow...heh.
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Gosh just like the phrase used in Germany yesterday
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Shhhh....he was a convert....and crazy, of course...mentally disturbed. That's the line...
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Bart: Hmmmm...there's something different about you.
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Basie: Jim, didn't I teach you anything? Jim: Yes! You taught me that people will do anything for a potato.
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Border Guard: "So, how long you've been in Mexico?" Pedro: "A week. I mean a day". Border Guard: "Well, which is it? A week or a day?" Pedro: "A weekday."
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Some folks dislike Cheech y Chong....they were never invited to the parties.
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That was pretty good.
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Canada's military is treated as a liability.
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it is... it's a massive money drain that can't even buy a few APCs or helicopters.
It's a massive liability that needs a complete overhaul.
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Captain Willard: "Hey, soldier, do you know who's in command here?" The Roach: "Yeah." [turns away.]
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Celtic fans openly display support for PLO/Hamas at Scottish football match.
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So what if they support those organizations? Why is that even news worthy?
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Sure. Let's have Nazi night next. It's just a flag...
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Charlie Manson must be loving the news. His vision come to pass.
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Colonel Potter, Sir! Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out. -- Cpl Max Klinger
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Colonel Potter, Sir! Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out. -- Cpl. Max KlingerKlinger
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Colonel Von Luger: Are all American officers so ill-mannered? Hilts: Yeah, about ninety-nine percent.
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What is this? - l invited him to report on the battle group.
l'd like you to give him a tour of the ship. Show him how everything works.
Admiral, l find the press to be an intrusive presence. lt inspires showing off.
What's so funny, Admiral?
You, Admiral, are just what the conflict needs.
- An uncomplicated man. - I'll take that as a compliment.
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Gene Hackman, eh?
All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.
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How about some Tropic?
I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a f**king sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.
