Black Gangs in Canada

[gerryhatrick]

Look, JMH wants the doors shut to Muslims because they have children who may or may not plan terrorists attacks. Wait...was that it? Oh nevermind.

It's a known fact that some blacks come here and form gangs. Aren't those black gangs responsible for a bunch of shootings which killed people, some of them white?

What I mean is, Canadian citizens come first. So what I'm saying is...we have no way of knowing if a black person is coming here as an immigrant or to join in a gang and start killing Canadians.

Didn't we learn anything from Air India? They were black. They weren't Muslim, but they were certainly black.

So, shut the door to all black people.

I challange the Prime Minister to remove all undesirables and not let anymore in. This is my Country, I'm white and that's how I like it.

BTW, to anyone not realizing it yet my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek. To understand why, read this:

http://www.mapleleafweb.com/forums//index.php?showtopic=5927

[Canuck E Stan]

BTW, to anyone not realizing it yet my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek.

With your tounge planted squarely on the cheek of your ass maybe, you can explain why you would insult everyone's intelligence with starting such a stupid topic.

Unless your just trying to be a flamin' troll. :angry:

[gerryhatrick]

BTW, to anyone not realizing it yet my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek.

With your tounge planted squarely on the cheek of your ass maybe, you can explain why you would insult everyone's intelligence with starting such a stupid topic.

Unless your just trying to be a flamin' troll. :angry:

I think you insult your own intelligence by not comprehending the simple concepts of parody and satire.

I even linked the target for godsake.

If you don't like it because you agree with JRH, fine. But don't complain your "intelligence" has been insulted.

[Charles Anthony]

I think you insult your own intelligence by not comprehending the simple concepts of parody and satire.

Hey! I do not get it either!

Maybe my intelligence is insulted...

[newbie]

That's okay Gerry. The right sometimes has trouble with satire that picks on their point of view. They can sure hand it out though in spades.

[Argus]

So, shut the door to all black people.

You could make a very strong case that it would be better for Canada to shut the door to people from certain countries, specifically Jamaica, Haiti, and Somalia.

[Charles Anthony]

You could make a very strong case that it would be better for Canada

Ok, explain this strong case...

[gerryhatrick]

I think you insult your own intelligence by not comprehending the simple concepts of parody and satire.

Hey! I do not get it either!

Maybe my intelligence is insulted...

That's OK CA, at least you weren't a pr1ck about it!

Look up the definition of "satire", take a look at the linked topic and again at this one. You should get it then.

[Canuck E Stan]

Look up the definition of "satire", take a look at the linked topic and again at this one. You should get it then.

Mr.Satirehatrick,

here's some satire from the help topics section.

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[Wilber]

Satire works a lot better if it is funny. Maybe that's the problem.

[Charles Anthony]

That's OK CA, at least you weren't a pr1ck about it!

That sounds like a challenge to me!

I would like to propose an ammendment:

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[Hicksey]

How about this?

No matter what race, country of origin or religion you are, if your criminal record isn't completely clean, or if you are in any way associated with a terrorist organization you are banned from coming to our country.

Even though I somewhat believe what the other poster said, it sells the situation short. We have plenty of criminals here. We don't need to be importing neither thieves nor murderers -- regardless of their race or religious beliefs.

We need to continue limiting immigration, but to lower levels so we can better screen them. And instead of races/diplomats/people willing to pay getting preference they should be processed in the chronological order they are received no matter how priviledged or unpriviledged the applicant may be. And when we find illegals here they should be deported immediately and banned from getting citizenship.

I have all the compassion in the world for those that come here and respect our society by first repsecting our immigration laws. All others be damned. How can we trust them to function as law abiding citizens when they can't even obey immigration laws on the way in? I don't think we can.

[GostHacked]

Just refuse anyone from countries that do not even have a stable government to start.

[Hicksey]

Just refuse anyone from countries that do not even have a stable government to start.

My plan would cover that. Lack of certifiable information would be considered the same as bad information.

But certainly a good idea.

[August1991]

How about this?

No matter what race, country of origin or religion you are, if your criminal record isn't completely clean, or if you are in any way associated with a terrorist organization you are banned from coming to our country.

Hicksey, the current immigration law is written exactly as you suggest.

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I agree with you Canuck.

[Hicksey]

How about this?

No matter what race, country of origin or religion you are, if your criminal record isn't completely clean, or if you are in any way associated with a terrorist organization you are banned from coming to our country.

Hicksey, the current immigration law is written exactly as you suggest.

Then why is it not being enforced?

[August1991]

Hicksey, the current immigration law is written exactly as you suggest.

Then why is it not being enforced?

Well, there are always exceptions. For example, if a Canadian wants to marry an American who happens to have a drunk driving conviction, then what? It's a slippery slope...

Hicksey, your signature seems appropriate:

“In many respects, the government needs fewer rules, but rules that are consistently applied.” - Sheila Fraser, Auditor General.

[Rue]

You could make a very strong case that it would be better for Canada to shut the door to people from certain countries, specifically Jamaica, Haiti, and Somalia.

Yeah I think you should start with people from Jamaica. Yah I could make a strong arguement. They are all evil. Everyone of them. I mean Bob Marley is and was Satan. And those Haitians, woo boy they are into voo doo and they are crazy taxi drivers. And the Somalis, well where do I start. All of them, every last one of them looks the same. And they all call themselves Omar. They are confusing I tell you. And do you notice Somalis love to buy clothes at Le Chateau! Yah I could make a good arguement about all of them. Its not a generalization either. Its a fact. They all call themselves Omar and commit crimes.

Now here is my list to deport (aside from whom you mentioned above) cuz I could make a good arguement why they should not be allowed to live let alone live in Canada;

1-people with skin that has any colour in it other then pink

2-people with big noses

3-people with big lips

4-people with big pee pees

5-people with short black curly hair

6-people with earings in their nose

7-people with red dots on their foreheads (and I don't mean pimples stop being absurd)

8-people with turbans

9-people with beards and no mustaches

10-Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Siekhs, Bahaiis, Unitarians

11-Irish, Ukrainians, Polish, Bulgarians, Mongolians

12-Episcopalians, Italians, Swedish, Finish, Dutch, Serbians and people from Togo

13-Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, Filipino and Indonesians

14-gays

15-lesbians (but not pretty lesbians if they let me watch)

16-people with names that can't be pronounced

17-people who studder

18-people who are short and stubby

19-fat people

20-women with facial hair

21-people with stretch marks.

There I think that would be a good start.

[I miss Reagan]

How about this?

No matter what race, country of origin or religion you are, if your criminal record isn't completely clean, or if you are in any way associated with a terrorist organization you are banned from coming to our country.

Hicksey, the current immigration law is written exactly as you suggest.

Then why is it not being enforced?

I hate to even post on such an offensive and idiotic thread but to add to Hicksey's comments, I say we ask all immigrants:

1) Do you hate Jews? Do you believe Israel has the right to exist?

2) Do you feel women are equal to men? Do you feel women should be treated equally?

3) Do you agree with Canadian foreign policy?

4) Do you hate Americans?

5) Do you hate homosexuals?

6) Do you believe in Jihad or violence to solve problems?

[Hicksey]

How about this?

No matter what race, country of origin or religion you are, if your criminal record isn't completely clean, or if you are in any way associated with a terrorist organization you are banned from coming to our country.

Hicksey, the current immigration law is written exactly as you suggest.

Then why is it not being enforced?

I hate to even post on such an offensive and idiotic thread but to add to Hicksey's comments, I say we ask all immigrants:

1) Do you hate Jews? Do you believe Israel has the right to exist?

2) Do you feel women are equal to men? Do you feel women should be treated equally?

3) Do you agree with Canadian foreign policy?

4) Do you hate Americans?

5) Do you hate homosexuals?

6) Do you believe in Jihad or violence to solve problems?

It is possible to take this too far. We all know that part of our culture is having the right to have our own opinions no matter how good or bad they may be. If we start excluding people on things like race, religion and idealogy we'd be hypocrites for ignoring our own constitution's guarantee of those rights. I think a clean criminal record and no terror links is a very reasonable place to start our immigration reform. But I think that 3 summary offenses or 1 indictable offense in their first 7 years should result in immediate deportation, forfeiture of citizenship and lifetime banishment from Canada.

[iamcanadian2]

I don't think that "Black Gangs" are a BIG problem affecting our whole country of Canada.

I would think that Irish Gangs would be more of the kinds that raise concern for the wellbeing of our whole country.

[SamStranger]

Didn't we learn anything from Air India? They were black. They weren't Muslim, but they were certainly black.

So, shut the door to all black people.

I challange the Prime Minister to remove all undesirables and not let anymore in. This is my Country, I'm white and that's how I like it.

BTW, to anyone not realizing it yet my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek. To understand why, read this:

http://www.mapleleafweb.com/forums//index.php?showtopic=5927

What the Hell!!!??? I get suspended from this board for like 2 months because I said "Liberals are ignorant", and this guy posts a RACCIST, PREJUIDICE, OFFENSIVE, HATE MONGORING Comment and doesnt get a warning or anything??? How could the moderator of this board allow this kind of message go without punishment!? Are the moderators raccist aswell?

I am White but also half Italian, and it's people like you who shunned my ancestors out because they were different then you. This kind of raccist message should not be allowed.

[Riverwind]

What the Hell!!!??? I get suspended from this board for like 2 months because I said "Liberals are ignorant", and this guy posts a RACCIST, PREJUIDICE, OFFENSIVE, HATE MONGORING Comment and doesnt get a warning or anything??? How could the moderator of this board allow this kind of message go without punishment!? Are the moderators racist aswell?

This thread was intended to be a facetious response to people calling for a ban on Muslim immigration. The original poster was not serious.

[SamStranger]

Thats not fair, mabye I wasnt serious when I said "Liberals are Ignorant", yet I still got suspended from this board. :angry:

[Riverwind]

Thats not fair, mabye I wasnt serious when I said "Liberals are Ignorant", yet I still got suspended from this board. :angry:

Pointing our that banning Mulsim immigration is like banning Black immigration is provocative but it stimulates political debate. Calling political opponents ignorant is pointless name calling.