Biden's SOTU Was So Good, Trump Is Accusing Him of Performance-Enhancing Drugs

[robosmith]

Biden Was So Good, Trump Is Accusing Him of Performance-Enhancing Drugs

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After Republicans spent years depicting him as a near-comatose vegetable who literally does not know where he is, President Biden delivered a forceful State of the Union address. This created a dilemma for Republicans. One option was to attack the speech as partisan and mean. Another, more deranged choice, was to insist that Biden had only pulled it off due to the aid of performance-enhancing drugs.

You can guess which option Trump went with. The former president began posting manically on social media that his adversary, who he has previously labeled “sleepy” and also the mastermind of a plot to control the Ukrainian justice system for the benefit of his son, was on some kind of drug combination. 

 

Just like one of the TROLLS who posts here, of course, cause Trump IS DERANGED.

 

[OftenWrong]

We know why you yankees love him so. Oh yeah baby,
 

 

[robosmith]

19 minutes ago, OftenWrong said:

We know why you yankees love him so. Oh yeah baby,
 

 

You're LYING. Biden never said we're going to war, TROLL.

[WestCanMan]

Good 🤣.

There was nothing good about it, Joe just managed to stay awake.

He was accused of taking PED's because he was obviously on PED's.

Don't kid yourself, Joe doesn't have the stamina and the clarity to talk for an hour. His average time spent talking to the media is under 30 seconds, and he can't even do that without for 20 seconds without a major gaffe. 

[Fluffypants]

7 hours ago, WestCanMan said:

Good 🤣.

There was nothing good about it, Joe just managed to stay awake.

He was accused of taking PED's because he was obviously on PED's.

Don't kid yourself, Joe doesn't have the stamina and the clarity to talk for an hour. His average time spent talking to the media is under 30 seconds, and he can't even do that without for 20 seconds without a major gaffe. 

You have to understand the bar is so low for Biden speeches that his just being able to remain upright is considered a victory.

[robosmith]

8 hours ago, WestCanMan said:

Good 🤣.

There was nothing good about it, Joe just managed to stay awake.

He was accused of taking PED's because he was obviously on PED's.

Don't kid yourself, Joe doesn't have the stamina and the clarity to talk for an hour. His average time spent talking to the media is under 30 seconds, and he can't even do that without for 20 seconds without a major gaffe. 

"Obviously" Ok Dr. TrashCanMan. LMAO

1 hour ago, Fluffypants said:

You have to understand the bar is so low for Biden speeches that his just being able to remain upright is considered a victory.

Joe cleared the bar by miles, which is why the Republicons are squawking faux outrage. LMAO

[WestCanMan]

2 hours ago, Fluffypants said:

You have to understand the bar is so low for Biden speeches that his just being able to remain upright is considered a victory.

The Biden checklist for a successful SOTU:

1) Don't* fall up the stairs: check

2) Don't trip on the stage: check

3) Don't talk to any curtains: check

4) Don't shake hands with an imaginary person: check

5) Don't invent any new words, like nexelsrent: check

6) Don't forget wtf you're talking about mid-sentence: check (thanks to the teleprompter)

7) Don't forget to remind Americans to hate each other: check

8.) Don't Say anything stupid, like "I be a winner. Not really.": DOH!

Biden scored a perfect 7/8. 300% (Demi 'mafemattics', just humour them). That's impossible for him without the aid of PED's 

 

* It's important to whisper the 'don't' as  c r e e e e e p i l y  as possible, or on special occasions you might even say it 3 times, like for example if you need to super-duper terrify a foreign adversary.

[Legato]

That speech was hilarious. I lost count on how many times Kamala stood up to applaud the fact that a whole sentence was spoken.

My wife said it would be funny if the teleprompter was hacked and the speech replaced with the words from a rap song. Biden's to far gone to have noticed.

 

 

[Aristides]

Wow, Old Joe sure got the Trumpsters knickers in a knot.

At least he was coherent, unlike Trump’s disjointed ramblings.

[robosmith]

11 hours ago, WestCanMan said:

The Biden checklist for a successful SOTU:

1) Don't* fall up the stairs: check

2) Don't trip on the stage: check

3) Don't talk to any curtains: check

4) Don't shake hands with an imaginary person: check

5) Don't invent any new words, like nexelsrent: check

6) Don't forget wtf you're talking about mid-sentence: check (thanks to the teleprompter)

7) Don't forget to remind Americans to hate each other: check

8.) Don't Say anything stupid, like "I be a winner. Not really.": DOH!

Biden scored a perfect 7/8. 300% (Demi 'mafemattics', just humour them). That's impossible for him without the aid of PED's 

 

* It's important to whisper the 'don't' as  c r e e e e e p i l y  as possible, or on special occasions you might even say it 3 times, like for example if you need to super-duper terrify a foreign adversary.

IF ^this was all he did, Republicons wouldn't be throwing a shitfit and you wouldn't be LYING about it here.

7 hours ago, Legato said:

That speech was hilarious. I lost count on how many times Kamala stood up to applaud the fact that a whole sentence was spoken.

My wife said it would be funny if the teleprompter was hacked and the speech replaced with the words from a rap song. Biden's to far gone to have noticed.

What's hilarious is that you believe ^this CRAP just because it's what FOS LIES tells you.

[robosmith]

5 hours ago, Aristides said:

Wow, Old Joe sure got the Trumpsters knickers in a knot.

At least he was coherent, unlike Trump’s disjointed ramblings.

It's really hilarious that the LIES they post here ONLY confirm how delusional they are.

Esp when they deny all the really insane things that Trump says these days.

Of course, FOS LIES never shows the videos of Trump mistaking Biden for Obama and Nikki Haley for Pelosi.

[Fluffypants]

9 hours ago, robosmith said:

It's really hilarious that the LIES they post here ONLY confirm how delusional they are.

Esp when they deny all the really insane things that Trump says these days.

Of course, FOS LIES never shows the videos of Trump mistaking Biden for Obama and Nikki Haley for Pelosi.

You want to talk about something insane, the one time Biden went off prompter he managed to mispronounce the murder victims killed name by an illegal and then afterwards apologized for calling the murderer an illegal and not apologizing for mispronouncing the victims name.

Edited March 17 by Fluffypants

[Legato]

9 hours ago, robosmith said:

IF ^this was all he did, Republicons wouldn't be throwing a shitfit and you wouldn't be LYING about it here.

What's hilarious is that you believe ^this CRAP just because it's what FOS LIES tells you.

Don't watch Fox, to many commercial breaks. Reasoning and logic are your friends. You should try them.

[robosmith]

3 hours ago, Fluffypants said:

You want to talk about something insane, the one time Biden went off prompter he managed to mispronounce the murder victims killed name by an illegal and then afterwards apologized for calling the murderer an illegal and not apologizing for mispronouncing the victims name.

^ONLY "insane" to the MAGA CULT. Open your eyes before it's too late. 

3 hours ago, Legato said:

Don't watch Fox, to many commercial breaks. Reasoning and logic are your friends. You should try them.

I ONLY post based on reason, logic and credible FACT reporting. You clearly TROLL all the time and that's devoid of reason and logic.

What is your source then, since you never CITE ANY.

Edited March 17 by robosmith

[CdnFox]

If he stayed awake for the whole thing he was going to get accused of using 'performance' enhancing drugs

[robosmith]

So Much for “Sleepy Joe”: On Biden’s Rowdy, Shouty State of the Union

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But, with Biden trailing Donald Trump in the polls and facing persistent
questions from within the Democratic Party about his ability to win reëlection and serve a second term, the President had no choice but to try something different for the large national TV audience. The result was a most unusual State of the Union—partisan, shouty, and even, at times, a bit rowdy. What a contrast to the usual hoary clichés and bipartisan applause lines. Democrats loved it; Republicans looked on, squirming in their seats as if they’d accidentally been forced to sit through the Democratic National Convention.

Congress, it turns out, is an appealing backdrop for a campaign rally. And there is nothing that this President likes more than to extol the virtues of infrastructure spending and union manufacturing jobs before a cheering crowd in the packed House chamber. With his Presidency on the line, no one was going to accuse this eighty-one-year-old of a geriatric showing when it mattered. 

In addition the right wingers here posted some very satisfying SOUR GRAPES. LMAO
 

[WestCanMan]

On 3/16/2024 at 9:55 AM, robosmith said:

"Obviously" Ok Dr. TrashCanMan. LMAO

Joe cleared the bar by miles, which is why the Republicons are squawking faux outrage. LMAO

So did you see Joe Biden say "I be a winner, not really"?

Ironically, it was the smartest thing Joe Biden ever said. 

[robosmith]

9 minutes ago, WestCanMan said:

So did you see Joe Biden say "I be a winner, not really"?

Ironically, it was the smartest thing Joe Biden ever said. 

Typical endearing Joe modesty. Joe is a lot smarter than you believe. But keep on underestimating him cause that is his power. Not that it matters what Canucks believe....

[Deluge]

On 3/16/2024 at 6:07 PM, Aristides said:

Wow, Old Joe sure got the Trumpsters knickers in a knot.

At least he was coherent, unlike Trump’s disjointed ramblings.

He was juiced up to the max, you shameless f*ck. 

Here's the hair sniffer when it's real:

 

[robosmith]

1 hour ago, Deluge said:

He was juiced up to the max, you shameless f*ck. 

Here's the hair sniffer when it's real:

Of course there are youtubes with all of Trump's gaffes, too

Which have been multiplying enormously lately.

[Deluge]

19 minutes ago, robosmith said:

Of course there are youtubes with all of Trump's gaffes, too

Which have been multiplying enormously lately.

But have come nowhere near the influx of Bidenmentia, which is pretty much daily at this point. 

 

[robosmith]

6 minutes ago, Deluge said:

But have come nowhere near the influx of Bidenmentia, which is pretty much daily at this point. 

 

Thanks for demonstrating you don't know the meaning of "dementia," Dr. DELUGINAL.

[Deluge]

10 minutes ago, robosmith said:

Thanks for demonstrating you don't know the meaning of "dementia," Dr. DELUGINAL.

More Bidenmentia for robowhore

 

[robosmith]

Just now, Deluge said:

More Bidenmentia for robowhore

^Still doesn't know the meaning.

Montage of 32 clips from two of Trump’s speeches where he mispronounced words, got confused, mixed up names, forgot names, and babbled insane nonsense. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1764295156981723453

[Deluge]

44 minutes ago, robosmith said:

^Still doesn't know the meaning.

Montage of 32 clips from two of Trump’s speeches where he mispronounced words, got confused, mixed up names, forgot names, and babbled insane nonsense. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1764295156981723453

Now, don't be a little bit*h. 

More Bidenmentia for robodiapers.