WestCanMan Posted March 18, 2025 Report Posted March 18, 2025 I think I read this in an MSNBC article or something: CNN's race-relations expert/global warming scientist Greta Thunberg wants leftists to get to Mars before nasty conservatives do. It's basically your duty to humanity and the galaxy to get to Mars and colonize, uhhh, populate it with tolerant geniuses before a bunch of mullets get there first and turn it into a trailer park. Even Greta said so, iirc. This is your chance to be a HER0 Also, I couldn't help but notice how much warmer the planet got between 2014 and 2021... Could it be because of all the extra fires? Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
Nefarious Banana Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 (edited) Colonize with liberals . . . ? How can we help . . . ? Rocketships loaded with liberals and vegetables (vege's make you passive and stupid) Of course there would be huge tariffs on those rocketships, oh wait, a liberal has no money of their own, and no ambition to earn any . . . Yeah! f'koff to Mars, make Greta your queen . . . Edited March 19, 2025 by Nefarious Banana 1 2 Quote
Army Guy Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 Where do i donate...is it tax deductible? ooohh screw it I'm donating anyways..Just don't forget to load up Justin and all his clan of MP's and friends.... Think of all the oxygen we are going to save without liberals flapping their gums...about stupid sh1t....think of all the crises we would solve health care, housing crises, worker shortage, climate change, DEI initiatives, all our gender problems, our education issues, ya sign me up... 1 1 Quote We, the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have now done so much for so long with so little, we are now capable of doing anything with nothing.
Aristides Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 2 hours ago, WestCanMan said: I think I read this in an MSNBC article or something: CNN's race-relations expert/global warming scientist Greta Thunberg wants leftists to get to Mars before nasty conservatives do. It's basically your duty to humanity and the galaxy to get to Mars and colonize, uhhh, populate it with tolerant geniuses before a bunch of mullets get there first and turn it into a trailer park. Even Greta said so, iirc. This is your chance to be a HER0 Also, I couldn't help but notice how much warmer the planet got between 2014 and 2021... Could it be because of all the extra fires? You think you read somewhere. Now there is a source. I think she wants us to clean up our own act because even she won't live long enough to colonize Mars. Quote
CdnFox Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 4 minutes ago, Aristides said: You think you read somewhere. Now there is a source. I think she wants us to clean up our own act because even she won't live long enough to colonize Mars. I think she wants to make money virtue signaling and she's having trouble now that she's no longer a cute Kid and it's just an obnoxious teenager. I don't think she cares one way or another about clean anything, she's just a hypocrite like most of the rest. Anyway if it is a joke or spoof that she wants to go to mars as soon as possible it's cruel of whoever did it to get our hopes up like that Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
Legato Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 Well it is March. Maybe start a new Roman empire in the cold. 1 Quote
Barquentine Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 Wow, what a f*cking intelligent thread! You guys just sit back and pat yourselves on the back. Nurse will be along with kool-aid and meds soon. Quote
WestCanMan Posted March 19, 2025 Author Report Posted March 19, 2025 2 hours ago, Aristides said: You think you read somewhere. Now there is a source. That's still better than CBC or CNN, if you're being honest. 1 Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
WestCanMan Posted March 19, 2025 Author Report Posted March 19, 2025 1 hour ago, Barquentine said: Wow, what a f*cking intelligent thread! You guys just sit back and pat yourselves on the back. Nurse will be along with kool-aid and meds soon. Dang, I was hoping more of you guys would fall for it. I knew I shoulda put a picture of Greta with it. <- "Crusade to Save to Martian Climate" Sorry, that's what it means. Now you gotta go. Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
CdnFox Posted March 19, 2025 Report Posted March 19, 2025 2 hours ago, Barquentine said: Wow, what a f*cking intelligent thread! You guys just sit back and pat yourselves on the back. Nurse will be along with kool-aid and meds soon. Those are some pretty salty tears kiddo 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
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