CrakHoBarbie Posted March 5, 2024 Report Posted March 5, 2024 Republican Congressperson Lauren Boebert stated she asked God for guidence about switching districts. And God talked to her saying: 'Do you have more faith in your ability to fight or my ability to open a door?'" The Colorado Republican announced in December that she would be switching congressional districts. Boebert said she would leave her existing seat in Colorado's 3rd congressional district for the more conservative 4th congressional district instead. What I'm wondering is if God told her to move districts and she loses, does that mean God set her up to fail? https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-god-told-her-press-on-with-district-switch-2024-3&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj-sY2An96EAxWsKUQIHUghB-kQFnoECAcQAg&usg=AOvVaw2fmn9wuMWkaE1dOhTyuXOM 1 1 Quote
Moonlight Graham Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 If she has a direct communication line to God then she should probably be the President. Quote "All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain Partisanship is a disease of the intellect.
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 13 hours ago, CrakHoBarbie said: Republican Congressperson Lauren Boebert stated she asked God for guidence about switching districts. And God talked to her saying: 'Do you have more faith in your ability to fight or my ability to open a door?'" The Colorado Republican announced in December that she would be switching congressional districts. Boebert said she would leave her existing seat in Colorado's 3rd congressional district for the more conservative 4th congressional district instead. What I'm wondering is if God told her to move districts and she loses, does that mean God set her up to fail? https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-god-told-her-press-on-with-district-switch-2024-3&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj-sY2An96EAxWsKUQIHUghB-kQFnoECAcQAg&usg=AOvVaw2fmn9wuMWkaE1dOhTyuXOM No that's not at all what it means. Quote
Deluge Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 15 hours ago, CrakHoBarbie said: Republican Congressperson Would you like to know why it's Congresswoman, and not Congressperson? Quote
Nationalist Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 (edited) 11 hours ago, Moonlight Graham said: If she has a direct communication line to God then she should probably be the President. That reminds me... A guy was touring Europe and while in Rome, he visited the Vatican. He got lost and wound up standing at some huge wooden doors. He knocked and was asked to enter. Inside he was shocked to see the Pope behind a big desk. He chatted with the Pope a time and noticed a gold phone on the desk, with a gold line that ran out the window to nowhere. The guy asked the Pope, "What's the deal with the gold phone?" The Pope replied, "That's my direct line to God." "Oh My! That's incredible!" "Would you like to speak with God, my son? You can by leaving $10.00 in the Jar." The man put $10.00 in the jar, picked up the receiver and behold...He had a nice chat with God. Later in his trip, the tourist landed in London and went on a tour of Westminister Abby. He got lost again and found himself in front of similar huge wooden doors he'd seen in the Vatican. He knocked and was invited in where he saw a similar desk but the local Cardinal behind it. There was an identical gold phone on the desk. "Cardinal is that your direct line to God? I saw the same phone in the Pope's office." "Yes my son. Would you like to speak with God?" "Oh yes Father." And with that, he dug out a $10.00 bill and reached for the receiver. But there was no jar there for the money, so he handed it to the Cardinal. The Cardinal chuckled and said, "Oh no need my son. Its a local call from here." Edited March 6, 2024 by Nationalist 1 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
CrakHoBarbie Posted March 6, 2024 Author Report Posted March 6, 2024 (edited) 1 hour ago, Yakuda said: No that's not at all what it means. How do you figure? If God told her to move districts, and then she loses, it would stand to reason that the all knowing, all seeing supernatural entity knew that would happen. Why else would he send her there? Edited March 6, 2024 by CrakHoBarbie Quote
CrakHoBarbie Posted March 6, 2024 Author Report Posted March 6, 2024 (edited) 11 hours ago, Moonlight Graham said: If she has a direct communication line to God then she should probably be the President. I talk to a poster on another forum that speaks in tongues and claims it's God talking through him. By your logic ( unless that was sarcasm) then he should probably be president. Edited March 6, 2024 by CrakHoBarbie Quote
Deluge Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 15 hours ago, CrakHoBarbie said: What I'm wondering is if God told her to move districts and she loses, does that mean God set her up to fail? Let's wait and see what happens. I know you've been dying to take a cheap shot at a Christian (because that's what civil democrats do) but it's best to wait and let this thing play out. Don't you agree? 1 Quote
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 10 minutes ago, CrakHoBarbie said: How do you figure? If God told her to move districts, and then she loses, it would stand to reason that the all knowing, all seeing supernatural entity knew that would happen. Why else would he send her there? I don't know just like I don't know how someone with a connected brain stem could be a democrat. 1 Quote
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 1 minute ago, Deluge said: Let's wait and see what happens. I know you've been dying to take a cheap shot at a Christian (because that's what civil democrats do) but it's best to wait and let this thing play out. Don't you agree? But if you take a shot at them they lose control of their bowels. Look how they get when you "misgender" them. Quote
Deluge Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 5 minutes ago, Yakuda said: But if you take a shot at them they lose control of their bowels. Look how they get when you "misgender" them. woke cultists are more resilient than we give them credit for. It will take TWO misgenderings before they lose control of their bowels. Quote
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 1 minute ago, Deluge said: woke cultists are more resilient than we give them credit for. It will take TWO misgenderings before they lose control of their bowels. Oh right. They are resilient like cockroaches. The upside is they're resilient enough to survive a nuclear Holocaust. The down side is they're cockroaches. Quote
Deluge Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 6 minutes ago, Yakuda said: Oh right. They are resilient like cockroaches. The upside is they're resilient enough to survive a nuclear Holocaust. The down side is they're cockroaches. They multiply at a similar rate, which is also a concern. 1 Quote
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 1 minute ago, Deluge said: They multiply at a similar rate, which is also a concern. This is true Quote
Nationalist Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 PEOPLE! Boebert is trying to move because her 18 yr old son has been charged with numerous crimes mostly to do with theft in her own district. That woman and her family have what we might call..."issues". 1 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 3 minutes ago, Nationalist said: PEOPLE! Boebert is trying to move because her 18 yr old son has been charged with numerous crimes mostly to do with theft in her own district. That woman and her family have what we might call..."issues". Sounds like the Biden family. 1 Quote
Nationalist Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 Just now, Yakuda said: Sounds like the Biden family. Politicians and Diplomats...birds of a feather. They quickly develop a sense of superiority and begin doing shitty things. 1 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
Aristides Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 20 minutes ago, Nationalist said: PEOPLE! Boebert is trying to move because her 18 yr old son has been charged with numerous crimes mostly to do with theft in her own district. That woman and her family have what we might call..."issues". God made me do it is the last resort of a scoundrel. Quote
CrakHoBarbie Posted March 6, 2024 Author Report Posted March 6, 2024 53 minutes ago, Yakuda said: I don't know just like I don't know how someone with a connected brain stem could be a democrat. I see. So you're having problems articulating a reasonable explanation for your comment. Perhaps the "Popeye " response might work for you.... Just repeat "I yam what I yam" over and over. Quote
Yakuda Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 1 minute ago, CrakHoBarbie said: I see. So you're having problems articulating a reasonable explanation for your comment. Perhaps the "Popeye " response might work for you.... Just repeat "I yam what I yam" over and over. I did articulate it. It's not my fault you're a plastic crack ho who can't find where. How about this? Lay off the freaking crack! 1 Quote
Nationalist Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 15 minutes ago, Yakuda said: I did articulate it. It's not my fault you're a plastic crack ho who can't find where. How about this? Lay off the freaking crack! And the glass pipe says... "I'm here Barb. I'll be your friend." 2 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
WestCanMan Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 What did Satan say to Nancy Pelosi? Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
Nationalist Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 (edited) 1 minute ago, WestCanMan said: What did Satan say to Nancy Pelosi? He said, "Nancy...baby...I gave you large boobs and the gavel. Now babe...its time to pay up." Edited March 6, 2024 by Nationalist 1 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
WestCanMan Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 1 minute ago, Nationalist said: He said, "Nancy...baby...I gave you large boobs and the gavel. Now babe...its time to pay up. He said it to the top of her head.... Hasn't she been sharing her stock tips with him this whole time? What an ungrateful little crook she is. 1 Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
Nationalist Posted March 6, 2024 Report Posted March 6, 2024 3 minutes ago, WestCanMan said: He said it to the top of her head.... Hasn't she been sharing her stock tips with him this whole time? What an ungrateful little crook she is. Which is exactly why Satan wants her so badly. Little crooks...they cook fast like a nice minute steak. Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
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