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I like Duceppe. He's pretty good for a Frenchman.

I don't think we have to go much up the chain past individual precinct protocols on how to deal with punks carrying guns illegally. Blow them away and let the family come and pick up the carcasses. End of story and burden to society for one punk at a time. Maybe eventually the rest would learn eventually.

Canadian justice is a crock too. It should become common knowledge that if a handgun is in your hand during a crime, a noose will be around your neck when you get caught. Or maybe a firing squad.

Well, I'd vote PC just for the fact that IMO, both Black Dog and I Miss Trudeau represent the lefty liberal opinion. They've both convinced me that the left is opposed to structure and traditionalism, both which I hold fairly close to my moral compass. Neither one of you bother to reply as I've got you both on ignore.

Nonsense, it is illegal and should be so. Otherwise, you are supporting anarchy and individual theft as a 'right' also, which is simply the absence of 'rights'. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So what you are saying is that you'd bring a book to a gun fight? When someone controls a country, they get to make the laws. Sometimes martial law applies until order is restored. The UN is a corrupt toothless uncredible beaurocracy that can't even keep it's house in order. The USA is the voice of power there too, so don't try to say they are the almighty high ground in the argument.

That was me. And Ontario invading? Bring it on wimps. Don't forget that the gun laws have largely been ignored around here and we've got plenty of lead shot leftover to fill your buttcheeks. While you're trying us on for size, Quebec will be having your women and taking over at your house. HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truly, but the UN was created to try to end this practice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Practice? It's the way it is. It's more than a practice. It's a right. Whoever's in control calls the shots. The USA is effectively the government of Iraq until further notice, agreed?

Don't you find it a bit sad when the U.S. bombs the hell out of Iraq for no reason, creates an insurgency, and then uses Iraq oil revenue to pay for the "reconstruction?" Are you willing to bet that Iraqi citizens will see squat of this money other than to restore what they already had? Cheney and Wolfowitz have been planning this for years. http://www.counterpunch.org/vallette03222005.html <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No reason? Most clear thinking people are well aware of the reasons. C and W had a doctrine on the table since Gulf War 1, yes. I view it as unfinished business and well justified. And what's your problem? In the end, the people of Iraq are better off than they were, a tyrant is gone, democracy is in place. Spoils of war go to the victor. That's the way it is.

I can't believe this, wishing people Merry CHRISTMAS with disclaimers!!! Kimmy, come on dear, just do it for what it is. Christmas. It doesn't matter what you believe. I for one want to wish everybody Merry Christmas straight out. No disclaimers of belief implied or warranted. I don't really care if you celebrate it or not, I want you to have a great day. Peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. Tomorrow the fighting starts again. Until then, have a good one.

I don't care how they do it when it needs done. Be glad you weren't in WT1 when those law abiding immigrants expressed their rights Get a grip.

Come on Spar.... No one is going to target a law abiding family. Where there's smoke, there's fire. All these muslim a88holes have been looking for attention for years. Now they're getting the attention they deserve. Clean em out of here and fire the immigration department, all of them. Good riddance. And that does not include any people who have immigrated here and are decent law abiding people trying to make a better life for yourselves. To hell with the rest.

So what? Who do you think is footing the bill for development and technology to get it out of the ground? Besides, the article clearly states that the oil companies get a 'portion' of the oil. It doesn't say how much.

A coroner was being cross examined by defense counsel. The attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the man’s pulse?" "No," the coroner replied. The attorney then asked, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" The coroner again replied, "No." "Did you check for breathing?," asked the attorney. Again the coroner replied, "No." The attorney then asked, "So, when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?" The coroner, who by now had tired of the browbeating replied, "Well, let me put to you this way. The man’s brain was on my desk sitting in a jar, but for all I know, he could be out there practicing law somewhere." *********************************************** A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?" She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody at any time, any where -- your place or my place, it doesn't matter to me." The guy raises his eyebrows and says........."No shit, what law firm do you work for?" ************************************************ A man calls a lawyer and asks: "How much would you charge me to answer three questions?" Lawyer: "Four hundred dollars." Man: "That's a lot of money isn't it?" Lawyer: "I guess so. What's your third question?" *********************************************** What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue. And his son? Bill. ********************************************* What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 200,000,000 becomes a human being.

Is that allowed?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dry. I love it.

Not only is FTA a lawyer, but he's a Calgarian. Is there a two strike law in Alberta??? Sorry, I couldn't resist. Ok, enough lawyer jokes: Do you know how to get to Calgary from Edmonton? You head south until you smell it, and west until you step in it.HAHAHAHA!!!!! I crack myself up!! Seriously. Merry xmas, yes, that's CHRISTMAS, not happy holidays.

...and fta is honest because he 'told you so'? whew!!!

And your point is? Hitler was a ....... Roosevelt was a ..... Turner was a ........ Stalin was a ........ Martin is a ....... who got into power. Now it's time to get a different whore in there.

Holy cow!!!! That approach is original. I agree we need to vote Conservative by default, but frankly, that approach is near trollism. Be carefull baring your skin like that around here because some of the members will shred you.

Why didn't the shark eat the lawyer when he fell overboard? Professional courtesy. ############ A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" ^^^^^^^^^^ A man goes into a gift store and finds a ceramic rat that he likes. He asks the clerk how much it is and the clerk replies, "$50 for the rat and $1000 for the story that goes with it." The man says, "Forget the story, here's fifty dollars for the rat." The clerk wraps it up and says that he's sure the man will be back soon for the story that goes with it. The man is walking home and soon realizes that he's being followed by some real rats. He walks a little faster, looks back and sees about a hundred rats. He starts running and now there's a thousand rats chasing him. He runs to the nearest bridge and throws the ceramic rat into the river. The rats jump in after it and drown. The man goes back to the shop and the clerk says, "Ah, I see you're back for the story." The man says, "Forget the story, I want to know if you have a ceramic lawyer I can buy!" ******** ALBERTA ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Alberta hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a provincial health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin. 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. BAG LIMITS 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2 2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 1 3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 4 4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3 5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2 6. Honest Attorney EXTINCT 7. Cut-throat 2 8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2 9. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2 10. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 BOUNTY 11. Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian 7

And of course, there's now been movement to martyr Louis Riel into some hero which could easily progress into a new groundswell of support for the west to rebuke the federal system even more. We, the masses of western Canada are merely waiting, biding our time until we finally have had enough choking by Ottawa and a clear vision of our future without them evolves. Or if Quebec goes, we go the next day no matter what, and everybody west of Sudbury comes with us.

Good to hear, because that seems to be what this thread is evolving into <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep..... What's the difference between God and an attorney? God doesn't think he's an attorney.

......no paranoia there, nosireee.....

August, you rarely make statements without backing them up. What's with this one?

beep...beep....BEEP!!!! Damn, my troll alert just went off.

That's frankly absurd. If a contract was in writing, it would be a contract in writing. You seem to want to nullify a written contract with heresay and have the entire Canadian justice system go your way. Ummmm.......