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Union Wants Autos to be Issue in Election Maybe better build cars would help sell CAW built cars.

Charest health-care reforms welcome Look who thinks the "scary" plan from Ralph is a great idea. Won't be much of an issue from 25%+ of the population come election time. How are the Federal Liberals going to stop this "third way" idea with this kind of endorsement?

Paul Martin was meeting with all the top leaders of the Liberal Party at a local lake near Kashechewan to discuss strategy for the upcoming election. Martin decided to go for a swim, and as luck would have it he swam out too far and began to drown. Jean Lapierre, Prime Minister Paul Martin's Quebec lieutenant and a group of Liberal leaders sped out in the power boat to save him.They extended their hands and waved them in front of the drowning Martin. "Here,Mr. Prime Minister. Give me your hand,"each was heard to say. The PM continued to thrash. Finally Lapierre put out his hand "Mr. Prime Minister,take my hand,he said,"take my hand" whereupon Martin reached up,grabbed Lapierre's hand, and was pulled to safety. Later in the evening,the Liberal leaders gathered around the Quebec Liberal Lapierre to find out the reason for his success. "You see," said Lapierre,"I happen to know Paul Martin very well. All of you wanted him to give. And he's a man who only knows how to take."

Paul Martin and Jack Layton were having a secret meeting near the Plains of Abraham, to discuss how to resolve the healthcare issues they had created. After a few hours,Paul was getting tired of arguing about who was the better doctor,his private one or Dr.Layton. So Martin decided to go for a walk. As he was passing the statue of General Wolfe, he heard a voice. "Bring me a horse..." It said. He looked around,couldn't see anyone,and continued on his way. The next day,an equally gruelling day of meetings and negotiating. But today's issue was over who would claim the donuts on their expense account, Paul again went for a walk to the statue of General Wolfe, and again he heard the voice. "Bring me a horse..." It said. Now Martin was really intrigued. He went and told Jack about the incident and finally, after convincing Jack that he hadn't smoked anything he got Jack to accompany him to the statue of General Wolfe. That afternoon as the two of them passed the statue,the eerie voice broke in. "I asked you for a horse and you brought me an ass."

Are the Liberals going to pay their $1 million+ bill that they stole from the taxpayers BEFORE the election or are they going to use the stolen taxpayer money again for their election campaign as they have in the past three elections? I would like the bill to be paid now.

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Parliament Hill this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's political house. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

United Church clergy plan to renew efforts So United church ministers feel they aren't getting a fair shake from God and want to uniionize. Who would have thought that God was such a rotten boss. The CAW is going to renew their efforts to unionize the ministers.Was it the low wages,lack of benefits or the week-end work schedual.

argus, Is our beloved Canadian media not mentioning this story because they are afraid of a law suit or because they see nothing wrong with old timer doggy style sex with young pups?

Forget the days of Ozzie and Harriet, look at Ozzie and Sharon. F*cken 'ell(as Ozzie would say) they make it work, disfunctions and all. Wonder if they have a pre-nup?

Along with the latte, maybe a little bong smoke will help Jack get to page two.

Letters,we get letters.... This bunch sure didn't show any love for Martin. Gomery could easily have have been the last straw for many of them.

Martin's Sunday Address Martin is obviously worried about the up coming election. He seems to almost threaten the voters to keep him in because of issues he feels only he can handle. Has Martin's actions to date been enough to keep the voters happy? Is he right about the "issues" being derailed by an early election?

Martin (even in his Sunday funnies radio show) still wants everyone to wait until Gomery II comes out before he will do anything to correct the corruption. Instead of grabbing the whole issue and coming up with changes now, he dithers once again. Possibly hoping he can get away with doing as little as possible after Gomery II. The perfect picture last week was the picture of Martin at the post Gomery press conference, flanked by his two top ministers, one a former Tory and the other a former Separatist. That pretty well said it all about Martin and the Liberal party.

So this season DaVinci becomes the mayor of Vancouver, and the show is following Larry Campbell's life. DaVinci's term should be a short one in city hall like Campbell's. I can't wait for next season's DaVinci....."DaVinci-Liberal Senator", that one should keep the DaVinci series going. Think of the endless story lines that the writers could come up with. DaVinci discovers a dead senator in his seat,who's been presumed to have been alive for years. DaVinci discovers he is going crazy and goes back to drinking because he has nothing to do . DaVinci gets locked in the washroom, and no one bothers to look for him. DaVinci doesn't know what to do with all the money he gets so he decides to buy a condo in Mexico. I'm sure others could come up with better story lines for the new series. And since being a senator is for life, the series would last for a long long time.

The NEW latest poll The Globe and Mail and CTV News poll Conservatives 31 per cent Liberals 28 per cent New Democrats 20 per cent Green Party 7 per cent.

At a community function, Martin had just finished trying to explain his version of the Gomery report to a gathering of citizens when one person in the crowd stood up and announced that Martin's facts were completely incoherent and that it was insane an incompetent like Martin could be running the country. Embarrassed, the chair of the evening put his arm around the prime minister and said, "Pay no attention to that man. He just goes around repeating what he hears everybody else say."

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Martin goes to the barber, who asks him when he's planning the next election. The P.M. launches into a long winded speech about national unity and economic prosperity going hand in hand. A few minutes later the barber asks him again. This time the P.M. expounds on the virtues of social responsibility and the need to reduce the deficit. The barber asks him a third time, at then angry Martin says, " so tell me, are you a Conservative? Is that why you're so interested in the election?" "Actually, I don't care about it at all," the barber replies. "It's just that every time I mention it,the hair on the back of your neck stands on end."

You think that's scarey,I had Layton talking about the NDP policy on the stereo with a huge cutout of Bongo Jack on the lawn,and the kids wouldn't even come within 5 houses of mine.One kid said did and said it was all smoke and mirrors.

Two pink elephants ,five green snakes and a yellow rihinoceros walk into a Pot.tv studio. "You're early ," said the manager. "Jack Layton isn't here yet."

An elderly woman stopped at Paul Martin's office and said, " I demand to have intercourse with the Prime Minister." "You mean an interview, don't you?" the P.M.'s aide sheepishly asked. "No, I mean," the woman retorted. "I want to see for myself the nuts that are running this country."

For an issue that's been around for at least two years,Angus didn't seem to think any more seriously about the water problem than the Liberals.

PocketRocket, Well put, the unions desire to be the saviours of the downtrodden becomes somewhat overbearing to the point they will force you to be downtrodden whether you are or not.

Eureka your blanket vague answer doesn't tell me why it was specifically Mannings practices that caused social and economic damage in Ontario, or the other provinces you won't mention.You claim that it was Mannings practices that caused social and ecomonic damage.You specifically chose Mannings practices as the cause,and not anyone else's.So what are they? And what are the other provinces?