to wit, Canada lives in America mom's basement
Canada has high self esteem, low achievement
Canada suffers from arrested development
Canada has never had to fend for itself, Canada has never run its own affairs
Canada can't even tie its own shoelaces, but Canada thinks it is hot shit none the less
but Canada can't even carry out the minimum function of a nation state, which is the military
Canada is an American protectorate, totally dependent on America mom
only foreign powers extracting resources and paying royalties keeps Canada propped up
as that shifts to selling resources to China, Canada is slowly moving in to China mom's basement now
America mom has been trying to kick Canada out of the house
so Canada is looking for a new mom to run Canada's life for it, in Beijing