Popular Post cougar Posted April 18 Popular Post Report Posted April 18 (edited) So many very important changes were made over the past 4 months that it feels more like 4 years have passed. While we / you are at it, I will recommend even more radical changes. The Gulf of Mexico was renamed to the Gulf of America, Straight of Hormuz is now "Straight of Arabia" or "Straight of Iran", but most definitely not "Straight of Hormuz" ! Venezuela is now "State 51". Greenland? Has to be "State 52" , unofficially, while Canada and Cuba are "States 53 and 54" also unofficially. Iran? - "State 55", of course. The president has crowned himself to be king; the foreign premiers and presidents are formally reduced to governors. Why not change the name of the country too, while we are at it? "United States of America" or USA does not sound like a country name! It is so easily confused with UPU - the Union of Postal Workers ; UN - United Nations or so many other Unions and United things including the United Arab Emirates, UAE (which voluntarily or , most likely, involuntarily followed the same stupid naming concept as the USA and UK). A name is something like "Cuba", "Uganda", "Brazil", Somalia, Bolivia. Think about how nice and romantic "Venezuela" sounds. The country cannot be called "America" because this name refers to two continents! And on the north one, USA is only one of the three major countries there, not even the largest by landmass. The value system in the country changed. The legal system changed. Moral values changed. The way the country conducts business internationally changed. What can better reflect the changes than the name? If we insist on the word "United" and want to be straightforward with the world, a proper modern name will be "United States of the Pirates" or even better 'United Pirate States" - UPS. Darn! That would be a problem too! It will be confused with United Parcel Services ! Well how about using Trump's name? Ain't that smart? It goes well with everything, especially real estate. The new country can be called "Trumpomelania" Ain't that beautiful? It reminds me of olden days Mesopotamia. Sounds royal and grand! But to please the king even more we can simply call the country "Trumplandia" . This way citizens can be referred to as "Trumplans" , Oh boy! Now if you have a new country name, it goes without saying we will need a new flag. What better flag for the new country and values than one of the two depicted below? And the king? When is he going to be formally crowned and what crown should we put on his heavy head? What awards are we going to present him with? The king does one thing best - it is to shit. The king has an amazing capacity to shit on anyone and everyone at the same time - both inside and outside the border and across all oceans. The king's shit is of the best , rarest , light and stinky quality. It can be molded into a crown, frozen in a freezer and put on the king's head daily. It will melt by the power and heat of his wheel spinning brain, cooling the latter off. Jesus approves all of these changes! After seeing how the Pope fared, Jesus is willing to serve Pig Hegseth in exchange for leniency from the King. Edited April 18 by cougar 4 2 Quote
Nationalist Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 Lol...so much blubbering. Must be a new symptom of late stage TDS. 1 1 1 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
Deluge Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 (edited) 8 hours ago, cougar said: So many very important changes were made over the past 4 months that it feels more like 4 years have passed. While we / you are at it, I will recommend even more radical changes. The Gulf of Mexico was renamed to the Gulf of America, Straight of Hormuz is now "Straight of Arabia" or "Straight of Iran", but most definitely not "Straight of Hormuz" ! Venezuela is now "State 51". Greenland? Has to be "State 52" , unofficially, while Canada and Cuba are "States 53 and 54" also unofficially. Iran? - "State 55", of course. The president has crowned himself to be king; the foreign premiers and presidents are formally reduced to governors. Why not change the name of the country too, while we are at it? "United States of America" or USA does not sound like a country name! It is so easily confused with UPU - the Union of Postal Workers ; UN - United Nations or so many other Unions and United things including the United Arab Emirates, UAE (which voluntarily or , most likely, involuntarily followed the same stupid naming concept as the USA and UK). A name is something like "Cuba", "Uganda", "Brazil", Somalia, Bolivia. Think about how nice and romantic "Venezuela" sounds. The country cannot be called "America" because this name refers to two continents! And on the north one, USA is only one of the three major countries there, not even the largest by landmass. The value system in the country changed. The legal system changed. Moral values changed. The way the country conducts business internationally changed. What can better reflect the changes than the name? If we insist on the word "United" and want to be straightforward with the world, a proper modern name will be "United States of the Pirates" or even better 'United Pirate States" - UPS. Darn! That would be a problem too! It will be confused with United Parcel Services ! Well how about using Trump's name? Ain't that smart? It goes well with everything, especially real estate. The new country can be called "Trumpomelania" Ain't that beautiful? It reminds me of olden days Mesopotamia. Sounds royal and grand! But to please the king even more we can simply call the country "Trumplandia" . This way citizens can be referred to as "Trumplans" , Oh boy! Now if you have a new country name, it goes without saying we will need a new flag. What better flag for the new country and values than one of the two depicted below? And the king? When is he going to be formally crowned and what crown should we put on his heavy head? What awards are we going to present him with? The king does one thing best - it is to shit. The king has an amazing capacity to shit on anyone and everyone at the same time - both inside and outside the border and across all oceans. The king's shit is of the best , rarest , light and stinky quality. It can be molded into a crown, frozen in a freezer and put on the king's head daily. It will melt by the power and heat of his wheel spinning brain, cooling the latter off. Jesus approves all of these changes! After seeing how the Pope fared, Jesus is willing to serve Pig Hegseth in exchange for leniency from the King. This sounds like a really bad chain of events for violent flag burning psychopaths. King Donald I. Wherever in the f*ck will the degenerates go? They certainly can't stay here. Edited April 18 by Deluge 1 Quote
Deluge Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 (edited) 3 hours ago, Nationalist said: Lol...so much blubbering. Must be a new symptom of late stage TDS. I think it's a new strain of TDS - Stage 6: hellish despair masked with failed sarcasm. Edited April 18 by Deluge 1 2 Quote
herbie Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 (edited) Well we hear agin from those stupid enough to think it's the Gulf of America because Donnie Diaersniper says so. They'll be cheering at the ribbon cutting of that $400 million ballroom they'l never get to enter....... Edited April 18 by herbie Quote
User Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 7 hours ago, Nationalist said: Lol...so much blubbering. Must be a new symptom of late stage TDS. Sometimes... I really do wonder if some of the folks on here are living in a mental institute somewhere, and this is the bit of free time they get on the internet. 56 minutes ago, herbie said: Well we hear agin from those stupid enough to think it's the Gulf of America because Donnie Diaersniper says so. They'll be cheering at the ribbon cutting of that $400 million ballroom they'l never get to enter....... https://www.google.com/maps/@25.4430677,-88.2609979,6.25z?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQxNS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D 1 Quote
User Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 57 minutes ago, herbie said: They'll be cheering at the ribbon cutting of that $400 million ballroom they'l never get to enter....... White House Tours: https://www.whitehouse.gov/visit/ Do you enjoy being as stupid as you are? Quote
Nationalist Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 (edited) 59 minutes ago, herbie said: Well we hear agin from those stupid enough to think it's the Gulf of America because Donnie Diaersniper says so. They'll be cheering at the ribbon cutting of that $400 million ballroom they'l never get to enter....... You mean people who dont dye their hair green? Edited April 18 by Nationalist 2 1 Quote Its so lonely in m'saddle since m'horse died.
Deluge Posted April 18 Report Posted April 18 1 hour ago, herbie said: Well we hear agin from those stupid enough to think it's the Gulf of America because Donnie Diaersniper says so. They'll be cheering at the ribbon cutting of that $400 million ballroom they'l never get to enter....... Gulf of America not only sounds better but it's appropriate. 1 Quote
paxamericana Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 18 hours ago, cougar said: Venezuela is now "State 51". Greenland? Has to be "State 52" , unofficially, while Canada and Cuba are "States 53 and 54" also unofficially. Iran? - "State 55", of course. For the record, I was rooting for Canada as 51st. Quote
cougar Posted April 19 Author Report Posted April 19 45 minutes ago, paxamericana said: For the record, I was rooting for Canada as 51st. That much I expected from you. As I said , you are a lost cause, just as good as the turd on your avatar. Quote
cougar Posted April 19 Author Report Posted April 19 (edited) 6 hours ago, Deluge said: Gulf of America not only sounds better but it's appropriate. Except most of it is surrounded by Mexico. But the bottom line is, who gives a crap what the name is? the name has been used for what? 100 years, or more? No need to change a name, unless it is that of a pedophile or a war criminal. Edited April 19 by cougar Quote
User Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 3 minutes ago, cougar said: Except most of it is surrounded by Mexico. But the bottom line is, who gives a crap what the name is? the name has been used for what? 100 years, or more? No need to change a name, unless it is that of a pedophile or a war criminal. You seem to care an awful lot about the name right now… 1 Quote
Deluge Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 19 minutes ago, cougar said: Except most of it is surrounded by Mexico. But the bottom line is, who gives a crap what the name is? the name has been used for what? 100 years, or more? No need to change a name, unless it is that of a pedophile or a war criminal. No that's bullshit. Check your map. You change the name because America is first, not Mexico. 13 minutes ago, User said: You seem to care an awful lot about the name right now… It's because cougar hates America and wishes someone whould burn it to the ground. 1 Quote
cougar Posted April 19 Author Report Posted April 19 8 minutes ago, Deluge said: You change the name because America is first, not Mexico. First? From the West or from the East? What exactly does this name change accomplish, other than creating animosity with Mexico and the World? Quote
Deluge Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 3 minutes ago, cougar said: First? From the West or from the East? What exactly does this name change accomplish, other than creating animosity with Mexico and the World? First as in the US is the superior country. And we're not deferring anymore. The democrat playbook calls for the US to kneel and kiss everyone's ass - those days are over. 1 Quote
User Posted April 19 Report Posted April 19 37 minutes ago, cougar said: First? From the West or from the East? What exactly does this name change accomplish, other than creating animosity with Mexico and the World? You are still caring an awful lot! 1 Quote
cougar Posted April 19 Author Report Posted April 19 (edited) My bad, turns out Jesus resigned his position serving Pig Hegseth and sent the king to hell. Edited April 19 by cougar 1 Quote
robosmith Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 On 4/18/2026 at 12:52 PM, Deluge said: Gulf of America not only sounds better but it's appropriate. Only to those of you who are IGNORANT of HISTORY. Quote
Deluge Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 6 hours ago, robosmith said: Only to those of you who are IGNORANT of HISTORY. History has no bearing here. The US is superior in every way, so it's appropriate to change it to Gulf of America. 1 Quote
Deluge Posted April 20 Report Posted April 20 On 4/19/2026 at 12:49 AM, cougar said: My bad, turns out Jesus resigned his position serving Pig Hegseth and sent the king to hell. Democrats know they're going to hell, so Final Judgement for them won't even take a minute - it may even be instanraneous. Trump's more complicated - he says the right things but his motive and execution is what needs to be examined more closely. 1 Quote
cougar Posted April 22 Author Report Posted April 22 (edited) On 4/20/2026 at 6:32 AM, Deluge said: Trump's more complicated - he says the right things .... 🤣 Like these? 1. Quiet , Piggy! 2. We will wipe out a civilization tomorrow. 3. The Pope is weak 4. We gave them Greenland back; how stupid we were? 5. Who knows surprise better than the Japanese? Why did you not tell me about Perl Harbor? 6. Rising sea levels mean more beachfront property! 7. We will reduce the price of drugs by 500 ; no 1,000% ! and on and on........the right things all the time! Edited April 22 by cougar Quote
Deluge Posted April 22 Report Posted April 22 28 minutes ago, cougar said: 🤣 Like these? 1. Quiet , Piggy! 2. We will wipe out a civilization tomorrow. 3. The Pope is weak 4. We gave them Greenland back; how stupid we were? 5. Who knows surprise better than the Japanese? Why did you not tell me about Perl Harbor? 6. Rising sea levels mean more beachfront property! 7. We will reduce the price of drugs by 500 ; no 1,000% ! and on and on........the right things all the time! See what you dipshits forced onto the public? If you hadn't been such treasonus scumbag degenerates, we would have had a shot at a real statesmanlike President. But since Trump is the primary antidote to the woke pathogen, we have to make do with what we've got. 1 Quote
cougar Posted April 23 Author Report Posted April 23 On 4/21/2026 at 6:48 PM, Deluge said: See what you dipshits forced onto the public? If you hadn't been such treasonus scumbag degenerates, we would have had a shot at a real statesmanlike President. But since Trump is the primary antidote to the woke pathogen, we have to make do with what we've got. Yes, you make do with what you got - the dregs of civilization.😀 Quote
Deluge Posted April 23 Report Posted April 23 3 minutes ago, cougar said: Yes, you make do with what you got - the dregs of civilization.😀 Nah, he's just a disappointment. YOU, on the other hand, are a third-world craving sociopath so you're the last person to be speaking about civilization. Quote
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