xul Posted October 1, 2025 Report Posted October 1, 2025 (edited) When the commander-in-chief told his generals that enemies of US were within and didn't wear uniforms, those generals must have noticed that there were only 2 ununiformed men in that conference hallπ When I was a kid, my grandfather told me a historical story that an ancient king who lived 3000 years ago lit up a war beacon to call his generals and army back to the capital from remote border regions, just for pleasing his favorite concubine and making her laugh. I have never believed such thing could really happen until now...π΄ And the king, if you want to know his fate, he got himself killed in a real war since no general would believe the message from that beacon and come for his aid.Β Edited October 1, 2025 by xul 2 1 Quote
Legato Posted October 1, 2025 Report Posted October 1, 2025 2 hours ago, xul said: When the commander-in-chief told his generals that enemies of US were within and didn't wear uniforms, those generals must have noticed that there were only 2 ununiformed men in that conference hallπ When I was a kid, my grandfather told me a historical story that an ancient king who lived 3000 years ago lit up a war beacon to call his generals and army back to the capital from remote border regions, just for pleasing his favorite concubine and making her laugh. I have never believed such thing could really happen until now...π΄ And the king, if you want to know his fate, he got himself killed in a real war since no general would believe the message from that beacon and come for his aid.Β He didn't finish the story. No generals came to the kings aid because they'd ran of with all the kings concubines during the last visit. The real war was the king fighting his generals. When Biden was king all he had was ice cream, which made all the generals fat so no concubines were interested in them. Quote
robosmith Posted October 1, 2025 Report Posted October 1, 2025 20 minutes ago, Legato said: He didn't finish the story. No generals came to the kings aid because they'd ran of with all the kings concubines during the last visit. The real war was the king fighting his generals. When Biden was king all he had was ice cream, which made all the generals fat so no concubines were interested in them. γοΈΒ Biden never claimed the Kingship like Trump has.Β Quote
CdnFox Posted October 1, 2025 Report Posted October 1, 2025 45 minutes ago, robosmith said: γοΈΒ Biden never claimed the Kingship like Trump has.Β Not overtly. That is true. Trump admits what he's doing far more than Obama or Biden did. The trump is walking through the doors that Biden and Obama left open. They both dictated terms to the military, which is how we got some of the transgender policy that pissed many off so bad and some of the female participation policy that also upset many. Again, obama wasn't the first to overreach the office of the presidency or use it for inappropriate political things like speech supression, attacking political enemies or dictating to the military, but he sure expanded on it.Β And so did biden. And if you didn't complain then it's too late to complain now.Β The best you can hope for is that when the dems take power again THEY reign it in, denouce the sins of the past and take steps to restore the office, because you can't expect the republians to. You can't be the one to punch someone in the face and then expect them NOT to punch you back.Β The best you can do is put your hands up after they do and say "we should both stop" Β 2 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
Deluge Posted October 1, 2025 Report Posted October 1, 2025 4 hours ago, xul said: When the commander-in-chief told his generals that enemies of US were within and didn't wear uniforms, those generals must have noticed that there were only 2 ununiformed men in that conference hallπ When I was a kid, my grandfather told me a historical story that an ancient king who lived 3000 years ago lit up a war beacon to call his generals and army back to the capital from remote border regions, just for pleasing his favorite concubine and making her laugh. I have never believed such thing could really happen until now...π΄ And the king, if you want to know his fate, he got himself killed in a real war since no general would believe the message from that beacon and come for his aid.Β So what you're trying to say is that earth's greatest military would've been so much more powerful and responsive with the likes of Cackles Harris and Rachel Levine in charge.Β 1 1 Quote
xul Posted October 2, 2025 Author Report Posted October 2, 2025 19 hours ago, Deluge said: So what you're trying to say is that earth's greatest military would've been so much more powerful and responsive with the likes of Cackles Harris and Rachel Levine in charge.Β According to Major Hagseth, the earth's greatest military should be like this: All generals are thin except their fat commander-in-chief...π Β 1 1 Quote
Deluge Posted October 2, 2025 Report Posted October 2, 2025 46 minutes ago, xul said: According to Major Hagseth, the earth's greatest military should be like this: All generals are thin except their fat commander-in-chief...π Β What YOU are saying is that earth's greatest military should be run by climate cultists and pronoun sluts.Β 1 Quote
CdnFox Posted October 2, 2025 Report Posted October 2, 2025 1 hour ago, Deluge said: What YOU are saying is that earth's greatest military should be run by climate cultists and pronoun sluts.Β Orders - "Β Enemy scout sited, intercept him" Result:Β Attack delayed 3 hours while debate raged about assuming their pronouns.Β 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
Deluge Posted October 2, 2025 Report Posted October 2, 2025 22 minutes ago, CdnFox said: Orders - "Β Enemy scout sited, intercept him" Result:Β Attack delayed 3 hours while debate raged about assuming their pronouns.Β "Dox all non-pronoun users - this is not, I repeat, this is NOT a drill!"Β 1 Quote
CdnFox Posted October 2, 2025 Report Posted October 2, 2025 21 minutes ago, Deluge said: "Dox all non-pronoun users - this is not, I repeat, this is NOT a drill!"Β The navy was paralized for 3 weeks during the great "is a ship female or male" debates which eventually ended in the somewhat controversialΒ Β "ships can have babies too" legislation.Β 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
Deluge Posted October 2, 2025 Report Posted October 2, 2025 5 minutes ago, CdnFox said: The navy was paralized for 3 weeks during the great "is a ship female or male" debates which eventually ended in the somewhat controversialΒ Β "ships can have babies too" legislation.Β Male and female ships must be in the same category to reproduce.Β Quote
CdnFox Posted October 2, 2025 Report Posted October 2, 2025 58 minutes ago, Deluge said: Male and female ships must be in the same category to reproduce.Β That's racist. Ships should be free to love regardless of tonnage.Β 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
SpankyMcFarland Posted October 4, 2025 Report Posted October 4, 2025 Dear Leader canβt remember who fought Azerbaijan recently which led to this exchange. https://www.politico.eu/article/european-leaders-mock-donald-trump-over-armenia-albania-mix-up/ Next thing we know heβll be telling us about the peace deal he concluded between Albania and acetaminophen.Β Β Β 1 Quote βHow small we make our worlds. Gather them in, tighten them up into little castles of fear.β
Hodad Posted October 4, 2025 Report Posted October 4, 2025 32 minutes ago, SpankyMcFarland said: Dear Leader canβt remember who fought Azerbaijan recently which led to this exchange. https://www.politico.eu/article/european-leaders-mock-donald-trump-over-armenia-albania-mix-up/ Next thing we know heβll be telling us about the peace deal he concluded between Albania and acetaminophen.Β Β Β Nah, he'd have to be able to pronounce "acetaminophen" before that would even be possible. Quote
LinkSoul60 Posted October 4, 2025 Report Posted October 4, 2025 2 hours ago, SpankyMcFarland said: Dear Leader canβt remember who fought Azerbaijan recently which led to this exchange. https://www.politico.eu/article/european-leaders-mock-donald-trump-over-armenia-albania-mix-up/ Next thing we know heβll be telling us about the peace deal he concluded between Albania and acetaminophen.Β Β Β π Quote
suds Posted October 4, 2025 Report Posted October 4, 2025 18 hours ago, SpankyMcFarland said: Dear Leader canβt remember who fought Azerbaijan recently which led to this exchange. https://www.politico.eu/article/european-leaders-mock-donald-trump-over-armenia-albania-mix-up/ Next thing we know heβll be telling us about the peace deal he concluded between Albania and acetaminophen.Β Β Β But he did broker a deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan that were engaged in hostilities for the last 30 years. Right? And in return, Armenia granted the U.S. 'exclusive development rights for rail, oil, gas, electricity, and fibre optic.' Sounds like a real good deal for everyone. Other than get aΒ few names mixed up, names of countries I had difficulty locating on a map.... good job!Β Quote
CdnFox Posted October 5, 2025 Report Posted October 5, 2025 2 hours ago, suds said: But he did broker a deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan that were engaged in hostilities for the last 30 years. Right? And in return, Armenia granted the U.S. 'exclusive development rights for rail, oil, gas, electricity, and fibre optic.' Sounds like a real good deal for everyone. Other than get aΒ few names mixed up, names of countries I had difficulty locating on a map.... good job!Β One thing I think even his enemies have to give up is that trump is good at making deals like that Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
SpankyMcFarland Posted October 5, 2025 Report Posted October 5, 2025 (edited) 5 hours ago, suds said: But he did broker a deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan that were engaged in hostilities for the last 30 years. Right? And in return, Armenia granted the U.S. 'exclusive development rights for rail, oil, gas, electricity, and fibre optic.' Sounds like a real good deal for everyone. Other than get aΒ few names mixed up, names of countries I had difficulty locating on a map.... good job!Β Itβs not a good deal for Armenia which was attacked by Azerbaijan aided by Turkey and Israel. The peace βdealβ was forced upon it.Β Edited October 5, 2025 by SpankyMcFarland Quote βHow small we make our worlds. Gather them in, tighten them up into little castles of fear.β
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