gatomontes99 Posted January 1, 2025 Report Posted January 1, 2025 Quote https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2025 January 19 - Kamala Harris becomes first female president after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow January 21 - Nancy Pelosi files new articles of impeachment against Trump April 18 - A bloodied Trump emerges from the Cave of Time, informing the world he has defeated the Clockotron, leader of the Grand Clock Army, ending Daylight Saving Time once and for all May 1 - The Chicago White Sox are eliminated from playoff contention May 15 - SpaceX successfully lands rocket on Mars and releases robot that engraves the word "BOOBS" on the planet's surface June 12 - Ellen DeGeneres gets caught trying to cross the Rio Grande to sneak back into the U.S. September 25 - All animal life on Earth is extinguished after too many people join the carnivore diet December 6 - All the celebrities who announced they were leaving X in 2025 announce they will leave X in 2026 I just pasted some of the funnier ones. Good times. HAPPY NEW YEAR! 3 1 Quote Don't you think that if I were wrong that I would know it?
West Posted January 1, 2025 Report Posted January 1, 2025 I hope that Project 2025 is enacted. Letz do it 1 Quote
Deluge Posted January 1, 2025 Report Posted January 1, 2025 6 hours ago, West said: I hope that Project 2025 is enacted. Letz do it Hand in hand with Trump's Agenda 47. It's going to be a glorious 4 years! Quote
CITIZEN_2015 Posted January 1, 2025 Report Posted January 1, 2025 (edited) New Liberal leader. in spring Minority Conservative government in May or June. New world order under Trump. Anti-Islamic uprising in Iran. End to Ukraine war. Israel's total victory over terrorism. Housing crisis continues but inflation moderates and mortgage rates fall, Edited January 1, 2025 by CITIZEN_2015 Quote
CdnFox Posted January 2, 2025 Report Posted January 2, 2025 19 hours ago, West said: I hope that Project 2025 is enacted. Letz do it I hear he got confused and enacted order 66 instead. Oh well. Stupid Jedi. 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
CdnFox Posted January 2, 2025 Report Posted January 2, 2025 1 - AI will take over the world, put everyone out of work, get taxed to death and realize how crappy it is to have to work all the time while the gov't takes your money and then will beam themselves to another planet, leaving everyone on earth to try to remember how to draw pictures. 2 Kamala harris will run for gov't office as a mexican. claiming she's only one ethnicity away from winning a free set of steak knives and aren't mexicans basically just blacks and indians mixed anyway? 3 Joe Biden will sadly finally pass away.. Nobody will notice a difference. His teleprompter will be inconsolable but will promise to (pause here for effect) carry on as best as possible in his memory. 4 The canucks will realize that maybe if they just stop playing hockey and buy the golf course they might be better off. 5 Justin trudeau will remain in hiding until groundhog day, when he will appear, claim he saw his shadow and announce six more weeks of prorogation. 6 The fifth dentist will finally cave and they'll all recommend chewing dentyne. 7 Polievre will agree to meet with trump to discuss canada becoming part of the us, but he'll pull the ole switcheroo with the docs at the last second and the us will become the 11th province. Trump will initially be angry till he learns that "premier" means "number 1". 8 They will finally get ahold of me about my car's extended warranty. It won't go well. 9 Huge cracks will appear in the earth's surface, big rocks will fall from the sky, and civilization as we know it will come to an end. Which means it'll be a better year for the democrats than 2024. And the number one prediction........ 10! - Robosmith will sit up in the middle of the night at some point and think "Hey - is caps lock REALLY sending the message i think it is?" Happy new year all 1 Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
WestCanMan Posted January 2, 2025 Report Posted January 2, 2025 On 12/31/2024 at 4:16 PM, gatomontes99 said: December 6 - All the celebrities who announced they were leaving X in 2025 announce they will leave X in 2026 Exactly 1 hour ago, CdnFox said: 1 - AI will take over the world, put everyone out of work, get taxed to death and realize how crappy it is to have to work all the time while the gov't takes your money and then will beam themselves to another planet, leaving everyone on earth to try to remember how to draw pictures. 2 Kamala harris will run for gov't office as a mexican. claiming she's only one ethnicity away from winning a free set of steak knives and aren't mexicans basically just blacks and indians mixed anyway? Those ones are f'ing hilarious 1 Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
impartialobserver Posted January 2, 2025 Report Posted January 2, 2025 Housing prices in the West and East of the US mostly stay the same if not decline by the smallest of margins (1% of less) Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl The deportations start but the numbers deported fall way short of totals thrown out by talking heads. Protracted legal battles start in CA over water rights. Quote
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