gatomontes99 Posted January 1 Report Posted January 1 Quote https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2025 January 19 - Kamala Harris becomes first female president after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow January 21 - Nancy Pelosi files new articles of impeachment against Trump April 18 - A bloodied Trump emerges from the Cave of Time, informing the world he has defeated the Clockotron, leader of the Grand Clock Army, ending Daylight Saving Time once and for all May 1 - The Chicago White Sox are eliminated from playoff contention May 15 - SpaceX successfully lands rocket on Mars and releases robot that engraves the word "BOOBS" on the planet's surface June 12 - Ellen DeGeneres gets caught trying to cross the Rio Grande to sneak back into the U.S. September 25 - All animal life on Earth is extinguished after too many people join the carnivore diet December 6 - All the celebrities who announced they were leaving X in 2025 announce they will leave X in 2026 I just pasted some of the funnier ones. Good times. HAPPY NEW YEAR! 3 1 Quote The Rules for Liberal tactics: If they can't refute the content, attack the source. If they can't refute the content, attack the poster. If 1 and 2 fail, pretend it never happened. Everyone you disagree with is Hitler. A word is defined by the emotion it elicits and not the actual definition. If they are wrong, blame the opponent. If a liberal policy didn't work, it's a conservatives fault and vice versa. If all else fails, just be angry.
West Posted January 1 Report Posted January 1 I hope that Project 2025 is enacted. Letz do it 1 Quote
Deluge Posted January 1 Report Posted January 1 6 hours ago, West said: I hope that Project 2025 is enacted. Letz do it Hand in hand with Trump's Agenda 47. It's going to be a glorious 4 years! Quote
CITIZEN_2015 Posted January 1 Report Posted January 1 (edited) New Liberal leader. in spring Minority Conservative government in May or June. New world order under Trump. Anti-Islamic uprising in Iran. End to Ukraine war. Israel's total victory over terrorism. Housing crisis continues but inflation moderates and mortgage rates fall, Edited January 1 by CITIZEN_2015 Quote
CdnFox Posted January 2 Report Posted January 2 19 hours ago, West said: I hope that Project 2025 is enacted. Letz do it I hear he got confused and enacted order 66 instead. Oh well. Stupid Jedi. 1 Quote There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
CdnFox Posted January 2 Report Posted January 2 1 - AI will take over the world, put everyone out of work, get taxed to death and realize how crappy it is to have to work all the time while the gov't takes your money and then will beam themselves to another planet, leaving everyone on earth to try to remember how to draw pictures. 2 Kamala harris will run for gov't office as a mexican. claiming she's only one ethnicity away from winning a free set of steak knives and aren't mexicans basically just blacks and indians mixed anyway? 3 Joe Biden will sadly finally pass away.. Nobody will notice a difference. His teleprompter will be inconsolable but will promise to (pause here for effect) carry on as best as possible in his memory. 4 The canucks will realize that maybe if they just stop playing hockey and buy the golf course they might be better off. 5 Justin trudeau will remain in hiding until groundhog day, when he will appear, claim he saw his shadow and announce six more weeks of prorogation. 6 The fifth dentist will finally cave and they'll all recommend chewing dentyne. 7 Polievre will agree to meet with trump to discuss canada becoming part of the us, but he'll pull the ole switcheroo with the docs at the last second and the us will become the 11th province. Trump will initially be angry till he learns that "premier" means "number 1". 8 They will finally get ahold of me about my car's extended warranty. It won't go well. 9 Huge cracks will appear in the earth's surface, big rocks will fall from the sky, and civilization as we know it will come to an end. Which means it'll be a better year for the democrats than 2024. And the number one prediction........ 10! - Robosmith will sit up in the middle of the night at some point and think "Hey - is caps lock REALLY sending the message i think it is?" Happy new year all 1 Quote There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
WestCanMan Posted January 2 Report Posted January 2 On 12/31/2024 at 4:16 PM, gatomontes99 said: December 6 - All the celebrities who announced they were leaving X in 2025 announce they will leave X in 2026 Exactly 1 hour ago, CdnFox said: 1 - AI will take over the world, put everyone out of work, get taxed to death and realize how crappy it is to have to work all the time while the gov't takes your money and then will beam themselves to another planet, leaving everyone on earth to try to remember how to draw pictures. 2 Kamala harris will run for gov't office as a mexican. claiming she's only one ethnicity away from winning a free set of steak knives and aren't mexicans basically just blacks and indians mixed anyway? Those ones are f'ing hilarious 1 Quote If CNN gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. If you missed something on the Cultist Narrative Network, don't worry, the dolt horde here will make sure everyone hears it. Ex-Canadian since April 2025
impartialobserver Posted January 2 Report Posted January 2 Housing prices in the West and East of the US mostly stay the same if not decline by the smallest of margins (1% of less) Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl The deportations start but the numbers deported fall way short of totals thrown out by talking heads. Protracted legal battles start in CA over water rights. Quote
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