Mr.Canada Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 This is a most excellent idea I would think. Toronto has far too many racoons. Mayor Ford should institute a pay per dead racoon body, send them to a slauhter house and have them butchered and frozen then distribute them to people with their welfare cheques and use the meat to also feed the many homeless in our shelters. Good deal for everyone. Who's with me? Quote "You are scum for insinuating that isn't the case you snake." -William Ashley Canadian Immigration Reform Blog
Black Dog Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Cull extreme right-wingers and feed them to the homeless. Like racooons, they are rabid pests. Unlike racoons, they cause real damage. Quote
Black Dog Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Imagine how many people Rob Ford's carcass could feed. Bit high in saturated fats, though. Quote
Mr.Canada Posted June 4, 2011 Author Report Posted June 4, 2011 The slaughter house could grind up the meat and mix it with ground beef for example ti make it more palatable. The people on welfare should be happy with what they get and every effort should be mad to make it as undesirable as possible to remain on these mergency benefits. We don't need professional protestors living on welfare for years and years. With the racoon-beef mix we could then slash the amount of money we need to give them since a good portion of their grocery needs would be taken care of. We need to move towards a solution like this. Quote "You are scum for insinuating that isn't the case you snake." -William Ashley Canadian Immigration Reform Blog
Sir Bandelot Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Who's with me? No thanks, but you go ahead and you enjoy. Someone can recommend a doctor to help you with the flukeworms. Quote
jacee Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 @mr canada Once you've eaten it yourself, give us your recipes and let us know whether you think all the children of single moms and many deadbeat dads will enjoy it best warm or cold. Remember the sandwich recipes for their school lunches eh? ;-):-]:-) I propose though, that we should ALL be able to bag a Canada goose once a year or so. :-] seriously. Quote
Bonam Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Racoon meat probably isn't that bad. People can and have survived off much worse. Quote
Sir Bandelot Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Racoon meat probably isn't that bad. People can and have survived off much worse. "Let them eat cake." Quote
Jack Weber Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 @mr canada Once you've eaten it yourself, give us your recipes and let us know whether you think all the children of single moms and many deadbeat dads will enjoy it best warm or cold. Remember the sandwich recipes for their school lunches eh? ;-):-]:-) I propose though, that we should ALL be able to bag a Canada goose once a year or so. :-] seriously. The CanadaGoose thing is a very good idea.. They are the most foul of fowl and we all could shoot one,feed the homeless,and still, there would be too many Canada Geese laying around! Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Mr.Canada Posted June 4, 2011 Author Report Posted June 4, 2011 @mr canada Once you've eaten it yourself, give us your recipes and let us know whether you think all the children of single moms and many deadbeat dads will enjoy it best warm or cold. Remember the sandwich recipes for their school lunches eh? ;-):-]:-) Beggars cannot be choosers. The people on welfare decided to be deadbeats and not work. They decided to let the state dictate the way in which they will be supported. The state needs to save money and this could be a great way to start. Not to mention that we need to move to a debit card system instead of cash for the distribution of benefits. Taxpayer dollars need to be shown more respect and must be protected. I want to see rent money directly given to landlords and the remainder given to the welfare people in the form of a debit card that cannot be used to withdraw cash and only used to make purchases at certain pre approved places. Quote "You are scum for insinuating that isn't the case you snake." -William Ashley Canadian Immigration Reform Blog
Shwa Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 Cull extreme right-wingers and feed them to the homeless. Like racooons, they are rabid pests. Unlike racoons, they cause real damage. Quote
kimmy Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 This is a most excellent idea I would think. Toronto has far too many racoons. Mayor Ford should institute a pay per dead racoon body, send them to a slauhter house and have them butchered and frozen then distribute them to people with their welfare cheques and use the meat to also feed the many homeless in our shelters. Good deal for everyone. Who's with me? A brilliant proposal! Although I object to the use of the term "the homeless"-- I prefer to think of them as "urban campers". I don't see why these rugged adventurers should not be able to use their hunting and foraging skills to act as wise custodians of our urban wilderness. I look forward to the day when our cities will be filled with the merry sight of happy back-alley hunters gathering to share song and stories while roasting their fresh-caught raccoons or stray pets over a crackling fire of burning tires, litter, and yard-waste. I worry a little bit that pets might vanish... -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
Topaz Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 The slaughter house could grind up the meat and mix it with ground beef for example ti make it more palatable. The people on welfare should be happy with what they get and every effort should be mad to make it as undesirable as possible to remain on these mergency benefits. We don't need professional protestors living on welfare for years and years. With the racoon-beef mix we could then slash the amount of money we need to give them since a good portion of their grocery needs would be taken care of. We need to move towards a solution like this. What do you think cost more the welfare or MP and MPP's pensions? What the chance you could end up on welfare some day in the future due to cut backs? Quote
jacee Posted June 4, 2011 Report Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) Beggars cannot be choosers. The people on welfare decided to be deadbeats and not work. They decided to let the state dictate the way in which they will be supported. The state needs to save money and this could be a great way to start. Not to mention that we need to move to a debit card system instead of cash for the distribution of benefits. Taxpayer dollars need to be shown more respect and must be protected. I want to see rent money directly given to landlords and the remainder given to the welfare people in the form of a debit card that cannot be used to withdraw cash and only used to make purchases at certain pre approved places. The majority of "welfare people" are children. I've always felt they have a better chance of respecting themselves and others if they are respected and not stigmatised for poverty. Perhaps you just mean to centre out and stigmatise the 'lazy' men? Are you offering to employ them? Mr Canada, really truly, surely you jest! We waste a lot more taxpayer money on corporate welfare feeding their profits than we do feeding children. Let the CEO's eat raccoon to save a few taxpayer dollars! :-] Edited June 5, 2011 by jacee Quote
Guest American Woman Posted June 5, 2011 Report Posted June 5, 2011 Raccoon: It's what's for dinner Raccoon, which made the first edition of The Joy of Cooking in 1931, is labor-intensive but well worth the time.... “Good things come to those who wait” And let's not rule out squirrels: Eating varmints is even in vogue these days, at least in Britain. The New York Times reported last week that Brits are eating squirrels with wild abandon. Quote
Shwa Posted June 6, 2011 Report Posted June 6, 2011 Raccoon: It's what's for dinner Raccoon, which made the first edition of The Joy of Cooking in 1931, is labor-intensive but well worth the time.... “Good things come to those who wait” And let's not rule out squirrels: Eating varmints is even in vogue these days, at least in Britain. The New York Times reported last week that Brits are eating squirrels with wild abandon. And rats. People have survived on much worse. I am sure with a little Sauce charcutière, rats could be palatable AND clean up the environment. Although I don't want to try it. Then, lets not forget locusts... Quote
guyser Posted June 6, 2011 Report Posted June 6, 2011 The CanadaGoose thing is a very good idea.. They are the most foul of fowl and we all could shoot one,feed the homeless,and still, there would be too many Canada Geese laying around! Apparently not good to eat in the least, at least the ones that dine in the and around the city. Think of what they eat , lawns and pesticide. Quote
Saipan Posted June 6, 2011 Report Posted June 6, 2011 rats could be palatable AND clean up the environment. Although I don't want to try it. Rats are like beavers, rabbits etc. Now, rabbits are on top of the chart, nutritionally, of all meats. Btw, chicken is in the middle and pork on the very bottom as it is closest to human flesh. Reason lot of old books forbid eating pork. Plain health reason. (recall pig heart to human transplant in California) Lot of people can't eat Bugs Bunny, but no problem to eat Miss Piggy. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 7, 2011 Report Posted June 7, 2011 This is a most excellent idea I would think. Toronto has far too many racoons. Mayor Ford should institute a pay per dead racoon body, send them to a slauhter house and have them butchered and frozen then distribute them to people with their welfare cheques and use the meat to also feed the many homeless in our shelters. Good deal for everyone. Who's with me? Your attitude is NOT right wing. It is mindless and talentless pandering to the worst part of human nature - hate! Tim Hudacks greatest blunder was suggesting that provincial convicts work in chain gangs. This shows that the political is insulting the intelligence of the intelligent and taking the cheap shot - go for the hate vote. I was greatly disappointed that Hudack took this approach - with you my friend - I am not disappointed - It is to be expected. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 7, 2011 Report Posted June 7, 2011 Apparently not good to eat in the least, at least the ones that dine in the and around the city. Think of what they eat , lawns and pesticide. Would not eat a goose that washes down it's food with water from the Don River...and would not eat a racoon.....that eats take out food left overs. Now if the racoon ate nothing but bean sprouts washed down with the tears of angels - then I might consider it. Any who...........................when is Mr. Canada going to say something that is not based on spite? Or profound unbridled hate? Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 8, 2011 Report Posted June 8, 2011 Beating a racoon with a shovel as this character did...and remember culturally where he if from - He probably thought that he was killing dragons or huge brown bears...after all the Asian types are so use to the lack or distruction of nature that some fish off the docks in down town Toronto...seeing that are murky urban water by comparrison is sparkling clean to them...that's my theory -the shovel fellow actually thought he was being a bold and noble hunter buy their standards. Okay - I am just making this up - don't get mad and please put down the shovel. Quote
Saipan Posted June 8, 2011 Report Posted June 8, 2011 Cull extreme right-wingers With what? Confiscated guns? Quote
Saipan Posted June 8, 2011 Report Posted June 8, 2011 Apparently not good to eat in the least, at least the ones that dine in the and around the city. Think of what they eat , lawns and pesticide. Like the beef, full of growth hormones and antibiotics. Towns I know outlawed lawn pesticides and herbicides. Quote
treehugger Posted June 13, 2011 Report Posted June 13, 2011 Imagine how many people Rob Ford's carcass could feed. Bit high in saturated fats, though. [/quote YOU ARE EXTREMELY RUDE!!! Quote
treehugger Posted June 13, 2011 Report Posted June 13, 2011 Your attitude is NOT right wing. It is mindless and talentless pandering to the worst part of human nature - hate! Tim Hudacks greatest blunder was suggesting that provincial convicts work in chain gangs. This shows that the political is insulting the intelligence of the intelligent and taking the cheap shot - go for the hate vote. I was greatly disappointed that Hudack took this approach - with you my friend - I am not disappointed - It is to be expected. I didn't hear Mr. Hudak say the words "chain gangs" But I have heard the media say it over and over To make convicts get off their asses and move them away from their televisions games and such and to do some work around communities is a perfectly good solution. They have taken from society and now have to put something back. NO, they won't be breaking stone with sledgehammers Quote
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