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Jack Weber

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  1. Corporations are business entities designed to make a profit for shareholders...They are no living than my car.Only a money grubbing free marketeer would say otherwise...

  2. Heckuva job,Wannabe...Like anyone cares?Now zip it and clean up your cell!!!

  3. Smallc..They won't feed us properly until The Professor cleans up his cell!!!

  4. So long to one of the greatest minds of the 10th Century...Bye bye,NAZI Pope!!!!By the way,John Calvin and Martin Luther were right!!!

    1. The_Squid


      10th century! lol

    2. Argus


      I got suspended once for calling the RCMP commisioner names. I don't think you're doing your case much good...

    3. sharkman


      Perhaps you've discovered the answer to your issue about never having seen someone be banned as long as Jack.

  5. Question:Do those now suspended and in The Cooler with me feel they got suspended for something trivial and/or got no explanation at all (like me)?


  7. Professor...Quit your whining and clean up that cell..It stinks!

  8. Smells funny in here...Aw,crap...It's The Professor...Lucky me....

    1. The_Squid



    2. sharkman


      Still? How long is your sentence, or are you in for life? Anyone know?

    3. sharkman


      Don't worry Jack, they may take your freedom, but they can never take your life...oh wait, I guess they did take your freedom. Never mind, this ain't Braveheart...

  9. "Can't ya' hear me knockin' on your window?/Can't ya' hear me knockin on your door?/Can't ya' hear me knockin' down your dirty street?/Yeah!

  10. "Ya'll got..Cocaine eyes!!!...Yeah,ya' got...Speed freak jive!!!!"

  11. "Yeah,ya' got...Satin shoes!!!..Yeah,ya' got...Nasty moods!!!"

  12. "Cook!...Where's my Hassenpfeffer!!!!!"

    1. DogOnPorch
    2. DogOnPorch


      The King wants me for dinner??? Really???

  13. 11 Warning points!?!?!?..I only have 10!!!!..I want 11!!!!

    1. Shady


      You have to be able to post to get warning points Jack.

    2. Sleipnir


      He's able to post on status update.

  14. "The band's on stage and it's one of those nights!"

  15. Who cares,Wannabe?

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    2. WWWTT


      You should know how it feels Shady!You're even more obsessed with Obama!

    3. Shady


      Yes, I'm very concerned about an inept leader of a country that has a direct impact on our economic well-being. I however, am none of those, and have no impact on ol'Jack's life.

  16. Hocus Pocus....By Focus...

  17. So...Silvio Berlusconi admires Benito Mussolini...Is it really shocking a wealthy cretin Berlusconi admires A Fascist?

  18. Kathleen Wynne is the sacrificial lamb for the Ontario Lib's...God help Ontario if Hudak get's a majority..

  19. The midget with the beer has spoken on the Illinois credit rating..Like anyone cares!!Heckuva job,Wannabe-y!!!

  20. Nobody cares..Heckuva job,Wannabe-y...lol

    1. Shady


      Go have another drink chug-a-lug.

  21. It's Robbie Burns Night...Adress The Haggis!!

  22. "Baby's in the Reno with the vitamin D...Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat!"

    1. kimmy


      In a time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.

  23. "In the time of chimpanzee's,I was a monkey!"

    1. Mighty AC

      Mighty AC

      Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie

    2. Shady


      Jack has the weirdest status updates.

    3. DogOnPorch


      With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

      Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

      Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

      Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control

  24. The midget with the beer has spoken on the gun registry!!!

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