bloodyminded Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 WRONG! I don't respond to idiots. Keep it it up, and it will include you! While I am not asking you to ignore me, I have to admit it's not a terrible threat. Quote As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. --Josh Billings
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 While I am not asking you to ignore me, I have to admit it's not a terrible threat. I'd be losing alot of sleep over that one,as well... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Black Dog Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) I'd be losing alot of sleep over that one,as well... "Please, Brer Fox, please don't throw me into the briar patch." Edited February 11, 2011 by Black Dog Quote
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Oh no! I misspelled the brand name of a popular brand of shrink wrap! My intellectual credibility is shot forever! You're my new favourite character in this show. /quote] Black Dog, you shot your own credibility long before you misspelled a popular brand of shrink wrap. You wrote: "I can clearly see your nuts." Did you mean that you can see through my shorts (in which case I would be very weary of being anywhere near you) or you just don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Quote
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) Oh no! I misspelled the brand name of a popular brand of shrink wrap! My intellectual credibility is shot forever! You're my new favourite character in this show. /quote] Black Dog, you shot your own credibility long before you misspelled a popular brand of shrink wrap. You wrote: "I can clearly see your nuts." Did you mean that you can see through my shorts (in which case I would be very weary of being anywhere near you) or you just don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Oh no... A not so cryptic reference to your toe holds grip on historical reality and you think it was a veiled homosexual inference... Black Dog was spot on... Edited February 11, 2011 by Jack Weber Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Black Dog Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Black Dog, you shot your own credibility long before you misspelled a popular brand of shrink wrap. You wrote: "I can clearly see your nuts." Did you mean that you can see through my shorts (in which case I would be very weary of being anywhere near you) or you just don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"? I'll admit the joke doesn't work nearly as well when written out versus spoken aloud. The whole gag hinges upon the difference between your/you're. I can see you're nuts = I can determine that you have mental health issues. I can see your nuts = your testicles are visible. As such, both are correct in the context of the joke. Would now be a good time to point out that you used "weary" when you surely meant "wary"? OMIGOD YOUR CREDIBILITY IS IN THE TOILET WHARRGHARRBL! Quote
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 ame='Yukon Jack' date='11 February 2011 - 12:27 PM' timestamp='1297452475' post='624957'] Oh no... A not so cryptic reference to your toe holds grip on historical reality and you think it was a veiled homosexual inference... Black Dog was spot on... You would be so lucky to be spot on just once in your life. Quote
Wilber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 What does this have to do with a Congress woman getting shot? You guys should start your own mutual insult thread. Quote "Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice". WSC
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 You would be so lucky to be spot on just once in your life. Yes... Because you,sir, are the embodiment of constant correctness... As this thread has definately proven... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 What does this have to do with a Congress woman getting shot? You guys should start your own mutual insult thread. Nothing at all... YJ went off on a Reagan slurpfest about him being the embodiment of democracy and freedom... Some of us beg to differ and he does'nt like it... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 I'll admit the joke doesn't work nearly as well when written out versus spoken aloud. The whole gag hinges upon the difference between your/you're. I can see you're nuts = I can determine that you have mental health issues. I can see your nuts = your testicles are visible. As such, both are correct in the context of the joke. Would now be a good time to point out that you used "weary" when you surely meant "wary"? OMIGOD YOUR CREDIBILITY IS IN THE TOILET WHARRGHARRBL! OK, professor, the definition of "weary" in my dictionary is: "tired, bored, to make or become tired". The definition of "wary" is "watchful, cautious". Quote
bush_cheney2004 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 What does this have to do with a Congress woman getting shot? You guys should start your own mutual insult thread. Errr....Reagan was shot too? Quote Economics trumps Virtue.
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Errr....Reagan was shot too? Thanks bush_cheney2004, I needed a wake-up call or even more appropriately a separation from these nit-picking liberals. Quote
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Thanks bush_cheney2004, I needed a wake-up call or even more appropriately a separation from these nit-picking liberals. And there it is,folks... If you pick on Reagan your a "liberal"... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
bloodyminded Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 OK, professor, the definition of "weary" in my dictionary is: "tired, bored, to make or become tired". The definition of "wary" is "watchful, cautious". Yes, and you clearly meant the latter. (The former wouldn't quite make sense, really.) So it was a misspelling. Personally, I don't see misspellings as any big deal whatsoever; it's only when folks mock others' mistakes, and then make some themselves, that it becomes interesting to point it out. Quote As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. --Josh Billings
bush_cheney2004 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Thanks bush_cheney2004, I needed a wake-up call or even more appropriately a separation from these nit-picking liberals. No problem...I thought the association with President Reagan was obvious. How could some others have missed this? Oh wait...I know! Quote Economics trumps Virtue.
Black Dog Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 What does this have to do with a Congress woman getting shot? You guys should start your own mutual insult thread. I for one want to hear more about Ayn Rand's romance advice column. Quote
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) I for one want to hear more about Ayn Rand's romance advice column. Ayn Rand and, of course Ann Coulter are way beyond your scope of comprehension. And - this is just a guess - nobody would be interested in any kind of romance with you. With the possible exception of my lemon beagle, Daisy. Edited February 11, 2011 by Yukon Jack Quote
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) Ayn Rand and, of course Ann Coulter are way beyond your scope of comprehension. And - this is just a guess - nobody would be interested in any kind of romance with you. With the possible exception of my lemon beagle, Daisy. Coultergeist is beyong the comprehension of most sane people... And your sophomoric beastiality reference prove you're outta time with anything relevant... Back to freakdominion with ya'... Edited February 11, 2011 by Jack Weber Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
bloodyminded Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Ayn Rand and, of course Ann Coulter are way beyond your scope of comprehension. Ann Coulter? She's an idiot, but the people who admire her are much dumber. At least she knows how to sucker money out of you folks. Ayn Rand admired a child murderer, because of his Nietzchian "masculine virtue." So that's interesting. Quote As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. --Josh Billings
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Coultergeist is beyong the comprehension of most sane people... And your sophomoric beastiality reference proof you're outta time with anything relevant... Back to freakdominion with ya'... I guess you did not notice I replied to Black Dog. Just try to be a matchmaker. Why are you jealous? Quote
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 I guess you did not notice I replied to Black Dog. Just try to be a matchmaker. Why are you jealous? Not in the slightest.. And you're about as relevant and funny as a ham sandwich.. Keep slurpin',Sheckie.... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Black Dog Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Ayn Rand and, of course Ann Coulter are way beyond your scope of comprehension. I tried reading Ayn Rand back when I was a callow youth: her ideology of selfishness really resonated with someone who, at the time, had no life experience. But even then I couldn't get past the turgid prose, the wooden characterizations and, of course, the comic book plot points (I'm pretty sure Rearden metal was what they made Wolverine's claws out of, right?) Ann Coulter, on the other hand, makes fuggin' Rand look like Deleuze. If Ayn is Marvel Comics, Ann is Bazooka Joe. And - this is just a guess - nobody would be interested in any kind of romance with you. That's not what your mom said last time I was raw dogging the hell out of her. HAPPY FRIDAY YOU GUYS. Quote
Yukon Jack Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 Ann Coulter? She's an idiot, but the people who admire her are much dumber. At least she knows how to sucker money out of you folks. Ayn Rand admired a child murderer, because of his Nietzchian "masculine virtue." So that's interesting. Ann Coulter is a multiple time best selling author. You should be as dumb as her. Good luck! Liberals love and admire Margaret Sanger, the racist founder of Planned Parenthood. Ayn Rand admired a child murderer? Your icon is responsible for the butchering of over thirty millions innocent babies. Quote
Jack Weber Posted February 11, 2011 Report Posted February 11, 2011 That's not what your mom said last time I was raw dogging the hell out of her. HAPPY FRIDAY YOU GUYS. OUCH!!! Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
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