Michael Hardner Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 David Cross Cross found himself at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner this year, which -- as per his routine -- he took as a choice opportunity to one-up his pal.According to a report at Politico.com, Cross said he was sitting with a bunch of the usual (VIP) suspects: former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, "the editor-in-chief of the USA Today." And yeah, he was sitting "super close to the president." "But it's crazy and there's security, Secret Service is standing there," he said. "I've got photos of all this. ... I'm there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table." So, nothing to do but snort some coke. "Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!" Quote Click to learn why Climate Change is caused by HUMANS Michael Hardner
eyeball Posted October 25, 2009 Report Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) "No way you can ever top that," Cross said he texted his friend (who presumably immediately took up a heroin habit and booked a trip to Vatican City). That would be easy to top, all Cross has to do is have sex at the Vatican while wearing a condom. To make it even more outragous he should have sex with an adult woman. Edited October 25, 2009 by eyeball Quote A government without public oversight is like a nuclear plant without lead shielding.
Michael Hardner Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Posted October 25, 2009 *rim shot* I think the point was the security breach that's implied by being that close to Barack with a bag of cocaine on you. Quote Click to learn why Climate Change is caused by HUMANS Michael Hardner
Shakeyhands Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 would have been better if it was Bush... I'm sure he would have done a line or four with him. Quote "They muddy the water, to make it seem deep." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Pliny Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 would have been better if it was Bush... I'm sure he would have done a line or four with him. If Rumsfeld was the Defense Secretary, it had to have been Bush! Quote I want to be in the class that ensures the classless society remains classless.
Shakeyhands Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 If Rumsfeld was the Defense Secretary, it had to have been Bush! "former defence secretary Rumsfeld" The comedian probably bought the cocaine from Bush. Who would have noticed? Laura was probably three sheets to the wind. Quote "They muddy the water, to make it seem deep." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Pliny Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 "former defence secretary Rumsfeld"The comedian probably bought the cocaine from Bush. Who would have noticed? Laura was probably three sheets to the wind. If anything it makes the story unclear. Would former Defense Secretary Rumsfeld be at the current administration's White House correspondent's dinner? Is it the author of the story referring to Rumsfeld as the former Defense Secretary because he is the former Defense Secretary now? If David Cross were telling the story would he have just said the Defense Secretary Rumsfeld was there or would he say the former Defense Secretary Rumsfeld was there. It isn't really worth the time commenting on this gossip from a Comedian. Quote I want to be in the class that ensures the classless society remains classless.
Shady Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 would have been better if it was Bush... I'm sure he would have done a line or four with him. Or Obama. He admitted to using cocaine in his book, when he was younger. Quote
Shady Posted October 26, 2009 Report Posted October 26, 2009 That would be easy to top, all Cross has to do is have sex at the Vatican while wearing a condom. To make it even more outragous he should have sex with an adult woman. Or better yet, educating a Muslim woman. Quote
Topaz Posted October 27, 2009 Report Posted October 27, 2009 I have seen on the net a story that said Bush was doing coke at the White House and some of the people working there didn't like it and it also said Bush decided to do it on Air Force One because he would be more isolated from being found out. Maybe that explains why he was always flying off to some parts of the country. It a well know fact that coke is a problem for the Bush family. Quote
lictor616 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Posted October 27, 2009 would have been better if it was Bush... I'm sure he would have done a line or four with him. Obama is just as much a coke head... and Clinton would have beat them all... Quote -Magna Europa Est Patria Nostra-
Shakeyhands Posted October 27, 2009 Report Posted October 27, 2009 Obama is just as much a coke head... and Clinton would have beat them all... sure.... Obama was there too then, and Carter, and Gerald's corpse, Ronnie's corpse, and Nancy was there to handing out her special favours, rumoured to be the best favours in Hollywood at one time! Quote "They muddy the water, to make it seem deep." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Michael Hardner Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Posted October 27, 2009 This thread has descended from fancy to fantasy... I have seen on the net a story that said Bush was doing coke at the White House and some of the people working there didn't like it and it also said Bush decided to do it on Air Force One because he would be more isolated from being found out. Maybe that explains why he was always flying off to some parts of the country. It a well know fact that coke is a problem for the Bush family. Okaaaay... ... I'm going to call this a drive-by and move on... Quote Click to learn why Climate Change is caused by HUMANS Michael Hardner
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