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Comedian Says He Did Cocaine Close to President


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David Cross

Cross found himself at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner this year, which -- as per his routine -- he took as a choice opportunity to one-up his pal.

According to a report at Politico.com, Cross said he was sitting with a bunch of the usual (VIP) suspects: former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, "the editor-in-chief of the USA Today." And yeah, he was sitting "super close to the president."

"But it's crazy and there's security, Secret Service is standing there," he said. "I've got photos of all this. ... I'm there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table." So, nothing to do but snort some coke. "Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!"

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"No way you can ever top that," Cross said he texted his friend (who presumably immediately took up a heroin habit and booked a trip to Vatican City).

That would be easy to top, all Cross has to do is have sex at the Vatican while wearing a condom. To make it even more outragous he should have sex with an adult woman.

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"former defence secretary Rumsfeld"

The comedian probably bought the cocaine from Bush.

Who would have noticed? Laura was probably three sheets to the wind.

If anything it makes the story unclear. Would former Defense Secretary Rumsfeld be at the current administration's White House correspondent's dinner?

Is it the author of the story referring to Rumsfeld as the former Defense Secretary because he is the former Defense Secretary now? If David Cross were telling the story would he have just said the Defense Secretary Rumsfeld was there or would he say the former Defense Secretary Rumsfeld was there.

It isn't really worth the time commenting on this gossip from a Comedian.

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I have seen on the net a story that said Bush was doing coke at the White House and some of the people working there didn't like it and it also said Bush decided to do it on Air Force One because he would be more isolated from being found out. Maybe that explains why he was always flying off to some parts of the country. It a well know fact that coke is a problem for the Bush family.

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This thread has descended from fancy to fantasy...

I have seen on the net a story that said Bush was doing coke at the White House and some of the people working there didn't like it and it also said Bush decided to do it on Air Force One because he would be more isolated from being found out. Maybe that explains why he was always flying off to some parts of the country. It a well know fact that coke is a problem for the Bush family.

Okaaaay... :huh: ... I'm going to call this a drive-by and move on...

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