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  1. In the Malay States
    There are hats like plates
    Which the Britishers won't wear
    At twelve noon the natives swoon
    And no further work is done
    But mad dogs and Englishmen
    Go out in the midday sun

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BifLPGi4X6A

  2. Is it safe to post here yet? Has everybody morphed back into their regular selves?

    Not quite, eh?

    1. Argus

      Argus

      Argus never changes. Argus is immutable. 

    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      You, BC-2004, sharkman and such squabbling w/ each other is a sight I hope not to see again.

  3. Islam vs the West...part #25476

    Field of Blackbirds. The Battle of Kosovo (1389)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kosovo

     

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    2. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Ooh. Good one. You just turned it right back at me. Ha!

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Just remember: you wanted me as your enemy.

       

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      The Qu'uran declared it to be so.

  4. Islam vs the West...part #25476

    The Battle of Tours (732 AD)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tours

    Charles Martel kicks invading Muslims out of France and back to Spain.

     

  5. Islam vs the West...part #25477

    The Battle of Lepanto (1571)

    Massive Muslim invasion fleet poised to attack Europe was roundly defeated by Don John of Austria and the fleet of the Holy League. Tens of thousands of Christian slaves were freed from servitude aboard the ships of the Muslim fleet.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto

  6. Islam...the religion that makes one mentally ill.

     

  7. It is VERY important to Muslims for the unbeliever (infidel/kufar) to show respect for Islam and feel themselves subdued.

    It's a command from Allah.

  8. Ivanka = Evil

    Who knew?

    1. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      She's a Trudeau feminist nightmare.

    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Feminism made an unholy alliance or three...lol.

    3. Omni

      Omni

      Lucky for Ivanka, Trudeau saw fit to take her to a Canadian play that was touring on Broadway which may have educated her a bit on how to overcome xenophobia. Since she seems to control the old man, I wonder if that had anything to do with sparking the good behavior we see now on his first international trip as POTUS. 

  9. Jahiliyya: the Islamic concept of religious and cultural superiority over all others.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahiliyyah

    Better get familiar with this one, Infidels. Muslims are...

  10. Jesus had a fondness for hookers.

    David was a peeping tom. Abraham abused children.

    Mohammad diddled the wee girls.

    Krishna was a serial stalker. 

    Well...that covers the bulk of 'em....book 'em Danno.

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    2. hot enough

      hot enough

      You have a very poor grasp of the English language, Goddess.

    3. Goddess

      Goddess

      Or you do.  Because that sounds like a threat, especially coming from someone who is constantly trying to get personal info from other posters.

       

    4. hot enough

      hot enough

      No, you most certainly have the poor grasp. You are just being silly suggesting that I would want to have anything to do with a person who is so supportive of those who do relentless evil. 

      It's hard enough associating with you in this limited sense to point out your blinkered, irrational thoughts about suffering people the world over. 

      You do strike me as a person who would willingly bear false witness against people for personal reasons. Look at what you are willing to engage in against Muslims, Somalians, Syrians, all manner of refugees. 

  11. June 15, 1215: Magna Carta signed.

    June 15, 1940: France Surrenders to Germany

    1. Moonlight Graham

      Moonlight Graham

      June 15, 2017: Moonlight posts last MLW status update comment of June 15, 2017.

  12. Just like J.J. Abrams did for Star Wars, I vow to Make America Great Again.

    ---President Elect Garrison

  13. Let's hope Canadian Liberals behave like American Democrats.

     

    1. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      They cannot help but do likewise. Just like reactive, greasy little rats they are.

  14. Marge, honey Fraulein...I'm home!

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  15. MASSIVE Trump Rally in Lexington, KY...packed house.

     

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    2. Boges

      Boges

      It shows the Trump touch isn't impeccable. He promoting his man in Kentucky hard. They still took the L. 

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Nobody is untouchable. Ask Al Capone.

      :lol:

    4. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      As if anyone needs to be shown that Trump isn't "impeccable".

      A person who is impeccable- what a fucking stupid leftist concept.

  16. May 29th, 1453

    Constantinople falls to invading Islamic forces after a 57 day siege. The Christian population is slaughtered and/or sent into slavery.

    http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/constantinople.htm

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      This event traditionally marks the end of the period the West terms "The Middle Ages".

  17. May 30th, 1431.

    Joan of Arc burned at the stake by the English. 

    "...a ploy to get rid of a bizarre prisoner of war with maximum embarrassment to their enemies".

    Historian Beverly Boyd

  18. May 31st, 1916

    The Battle of Jutland is fought. The only major naval engagement of WW1.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jutland

    1. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      Good source for low-background steel.

    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      The British kept their blast doors closed. German open for a greater ROF...say no more.

  19. Mexican-Americans love education, so they go night school, take Spanish, and get a 'B'.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLqqZmNFa_A

     

  20. Mohammad was a murderer and child molester.

    Yet you defend his cult.

  21. Most vaccines contain porcine gelatine...guess where we get that from.

    Oink Oink...

  22. New day...new Islamic terror. Today's Islamic attack is in Turku Finland.

    https://news.google.com/news/story/dKO-MD8jrWFw01MSejxrIUvctRPPM?ned=us&hl=en

    1. scribblet

      scribblet

      And an 'honour' killing with scissors in Sweden...   

    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      A baby was one of the stabbing victims. A baby!

    3. OftenWrong
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