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  1. Don't you know 'bout the bird??
    Well ev'rybody knows that the bird is a word!

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=44b_1434200399

  2. During the War in Indochina, US Air Force and Naval aviators were hamstrung by aerial engagement rules that required that a given MiG was actually North Vietnamese in origin before it was shot at with long range Sparrow radar homing missiles.

    They knew it was a MiG...knew it was going to engage as soon as their Russian heat seeking missiles came in range...knew they were going to have to defend themselves in air-to-air combat. But still, they needed to see that gold red-trimmed star on the enemy aircraft...

    One tactic was to send a pair of unloaded F-4s hell-bent-for-leather right into the enemy's midst to gain a positive ID(s). Dangerous as one might expect...

  3. Easter, that magical time of year when Medieval churches burst into flames by accident...and not for any other reason...it's simply not possible...the consequences are far too dire if it isn't an accident.

    So it's an accident...understand?

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    2. scribblet

      scribblet

      Yeah.... bubba  point a finger and 3 point back at you  

    3. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Nope. Haven't lost yet.

    4. scribblet

      scribblet

      Feel free to believe that

  4. Elect me and we'll get rid of the polluting eco-damaging trains and exchange them for horses & buggies.

    I also sell moustache wax...

    1. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Meanwhile, take a moment to review my plans to un-split the atom...

       

    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

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      I also sell moustache wax...

      Nice. Any snake oil available?

    3. DogOnPorch
  5. Ever notice how crows all wear black and strut around the lawn goosestepping?

    Nazis...

  6. Experts vs. Scientists-Peer Review

    ...for the enlightened.

  7. Faru dan payaka- manaku an den gosaka!

     

  8. Fear of a Dog planet. 

    :lol:

  9. First elements of the USMC have arrived in Syria to eliminate Islamic State forces.

     

  10. Fox is awesome...for the following...

    The Simpsons

    Family Guy

    Bob's Burgers

    King of the Hill

    ...ah yes, good ol'  propane and propane accessories.

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    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      Those shows make fun of Saudis.
       

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Don't get 'Fox News' 'round these here parts. CNN is forced down the ol' throat, mind you. Something Bubber should be familiar with.

    4. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      Mostly Al Jazeera "'round your parts", eh?

  11. Friday March 17th: Syrian forces fire on Israeli aircraft returning from strikes with S-200 missiles. Israel's Arrow air defence system kicks into action and shoots down the threat.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_2017_Israeli_airstrikes_in_Syria

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    2. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      It's like I said...Russian kit can be good...when operated by authentic Russians.

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      That's what it took in Korea and Viet-Nam...agreed.

      S-300s and 400s would be nerve wracking to work around, no matter the operator. The safety rate is pretty iffy.

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Hah...the resulting debris landed in Jordan. There's an oooops.

  12. From Blossom, Alberta...it's the Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG0wxJeg-cg

     

  13. Fully loaded B-1B Lancers depart Dyess AFB in Texas...destination Andersen AFB in Guam. This part of the Continuous Bomber Presence mission in the Pacific.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294xBtcuEdU

    And arrival...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMeoeE0MhFo

    Hiya Red China! Whatcha doing?

     

  14. Gotta love the fascist left...they feel they can just order you around and tell you what to do and think.

     

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    2. Shady

      Shady

      You’re the one that refuses to acknowledge facts.  Scientific facts.  And you have the nerve to suggest that I prefer ignorance?  That’s Orwellian.

    3. dialamah

      dialamah

      No physician in Canada can terminate a pregnancy over 24 weeks without serious indications. The assertion that late-trimester abortions can be performed “for any reason, or no reason at all” is just not true.

       

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      It's disingenuous to make a claim about abortion in Canada when the subject matter is the Left's stance on abortion south of the 49th.

      You know full well there are groups calling for late term abortions without restrictions...and thanks to the political climate, they're gaining some traction. 

      What's sad is that an unborn human is a political pawn while still inside Mom. That should make anybody go hmmmmmm.

      Anyways...my point stands. Karen is gonna tell us what's what....'cause she's always correct...and well...you're always the fascist.

  15. Gotta remember, wife #1 is the hottie. The younger one you married when you went back to Lebanon. 

    ;)

    Keep in-mind, girls...having two husbands is a mortal sin in Islam. It doesn't work both ways.

    1. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      These women thought they were getting married to Lawrence of Arabia, but turned out his real name was azzman 

  16. Guess what kids!

    What Dad???

    We're going on vacation!

    Where? Disneyland???

    No! The Aga Khan's Religious Retreat! It will be SUPER AWESOME.

    Sounds...great....Dad.

     

     

  17. Happy All-Hallows Eve...Eve.

    dullegrietpresse-lead.jpg

    1. Cannucklehead
    2. OftenWrong

      OftenWrong

      It's devil's night, so be vigilant.   :ph34r:

  18. Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's sooooooo frickin' good.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsFgDjyePc

     

    1. BubberMiley

      BubberMiley

      They have poptarts in Saudi Arabia?

    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Apparently not.

       

      Catchy tune by MacFarlane, though. Much better than Prom Night Dumpster Baby, in my opinion...and that was catchy, too.

      https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Pop_Tart

       

  19. High Noon...gunfighters, spurs a janglin', square off.

    Damn...hold...stepped in horse s---

  20. I bought that to kill the women of 'Sex and the City', but time seems to be doing that for me.

    ---Penelope: Family Guy

  21. I know only two tunes. One of them is Yankee Doodle and the other isn't.

    ---Ulysses S. Grant

  22. If I hadn't already packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing!

    ---Ray Patterson

    1. betsy

      betsy

      Huh.......does that have anything to do why they'd taken out switchblades off shelves?

    2. betsy

      betsy

      Huh.......does that have anything to do why they'd taken out switchblades off shelves?

    3. DogOnPorch
  23. Illegal immigrants gang rape a 14 year old girl in a high school bathroom.

    The high school is located in a "sanctuary city".

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/21/rape-focuses-critical-attention-on-sanctuary-states.html

    1. betsy

      betsy

      It wouldn't be surprising if frustrated people end up taking the law into their own hands.  We're gong to see lynchings if this keeps up.

    2. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Folks get a tad touchy when their teen daughters get gang raped. Go figure.

  24. Illegal immigrants plan a day of protest...gathering together to demonstrate across America.

    Dummies...

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    2. bush_cheney2004

      bush_cheney2004

      Congrats on most liked content !

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      Perhaps there will be a free T-Shirt that says "Illegal Immigrant"...bright orange or something that really stands out.

      Everybody gets one...I said ONE! (slap)

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

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      But I like to mow my own grass.   Weed whacking is fun !

      Didn't something like this happen the last time the slaves were freed?

  25. Immigration Detention Centers = SS Aktion Reinhard Camps Treblinka/Sobibor/Belzec

     

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