DogOnPorch
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Merry Christmas. Ho Ho Ho
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In Australia, it is frown upon to say 'ho ho ho' because it sounds like 'hoe' :/
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Mohammad was involved in 28 major battles and countless raids. An impresive record of conquest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_expeditions_of_Muhammad
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Right...so how many campaigns of conquest did Jesus do?
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Mythological Jesus made none... his followers are another matter.
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Which apostles, then?
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Monster lizzard ravages East Coast.
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Oh well then, that must be this guy.
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It's a joke from an old TV show called WKRP In Cincinnati.
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Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games? Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.
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Muslim shoots-up mall in Burlington. Murders a young cancer survivor. But he's going to Paradise.
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My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. [thrusting six-pack into your hands]
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My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?
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But the fat Hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.
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That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
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I kill where I wish and none dare resist.
—Smaug
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My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging. ---Hank Aaron
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Nazi lawyer in a Porche shoots-up mall...almost refreshing.
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Nixon's The One! 1968 Vote Nixon!
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McGovern Can't Lick Our Dick !
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McGovern was a war hero, yes.
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Notice how the Keynesians climb trees while the Austrian school economists hide under rocks!
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Nurse who fell for Aussie radio Royal baby scam commited suicide, apparently.
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NYC mayor De Blasio and animal rights activists succeed in having carriage horses removed from city. Horses to be slaughtered.
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Not for the animal rights people...
I believe you if you say it is about developers and that they have the mayor in their pockets...
Do I care about horses in NY? Not in the least...
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Seeing that it is a thriving NYC tourist (and other) attraction that employs a good number of folks, I'd imagine there has to be more than alleged horse unhappiness at the root.
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Nothing wrong with using horses for pulling carriages. Many types have been bred for doing just that. If there are problems with the way they are being treated, address them.
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October 23rd to 26th, 1944. The largest naval-air battle ever was fought in or near Leyte Gulf in the Philippines. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leyte_Gulf
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October Nine, 68...O-430 hours, Sector King-Zulu-King: [intercepted radio message] I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
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Oh say can you see its really such a mess every inch of earth is a fighting nest giant pencil and lip-stick tube shaped things continue to rain and cause screaming pain and the arctic stains from silver blue to bloody red as our feet find the sand and the sea is strait ahead.. strait ahead.....
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The night I was born,
Lord, I swear the Moon turned a fire red.
The night I was born
I swear the Moon turned a fire red.
Well, my poor mother cried out "Lord, the Gypsy was right!"
And I seen her, fell down right dead.
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Oh, it's hot and wet and slick And it's making everybody sick Oil spill! It's on the fish, It's on the crabs Foul so close That you can grab This oil spill Oil spill Oil spill. ---Bob's Burgers
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Otter: Pearl Harbor?? Boon: He's on a role...
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I was adding to your line...lol. Yes...one of the best when uncut.
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Greg: And...you are...Kent! I'm Greg Marmalard, president of Omega House. Meet my friends, Mandy Pepperidge...
Flounder: We've already met. Greg: ...and Chip Diller. Chip: [to Flounder] How are you? Greg: [pointing & walking] Over there is Terry Auerback,
captain of the swim team. That's Carl Phillips,
editor of the Daily Faberian. And...over here...Clayton...Sidney...Jugdish....Mohammed...Lonny... Larry: It's Larry...it's Larry. Flounder: We've...
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Flounder: We've already met. Greg: Super! Then you'll have lots to talk about.
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People on this forum believe USA supplied Saddam's nerve gas...lol.
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He was well on his way in the 1980s. Until Israel laid a few eggs in his basket.
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in the 80s.... LOL
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Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God. Calogero 'C' Anello: I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here. Priest: Ya got a point.
