Dude...and I use the term lighly...do you have any idea how...sopping wet you are being here? I've watched your silly positions torn down so many times it's honestly worthy of some measure of sympathy.
But to call out @CdnFox and @WestCanMan is just begging for a sound lashing.
Go to the privacy of your room, put on your shackles and call your lover to come abuse you. That way the rest of us won't see you enjoy your masochism.