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Legato

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  1. Maximus Decimus Meridius. Strength and Honour. For the Republicans. Lucius Aurelius Commodus. Give them bread. For the Democrat's. Joking aside I think both Biden and Trump will be running. The debates (if they go ahead) will separate the wheat from the chaff.
  2. When my logic gets ill I give it some honey and lemon and tell it to get plenty of rest.
  3. So how long have wreaths of flowers and leaves been able to speak? Unless you're referring to that lying weasel Merrick Garland.
  4. We travel to Myrtle Beach every year for a golfing holiday. Got a ride last year in a new Chevy Blazer EV. Normal trip takes about 16 Hrs. Took us 25 hrs. The owner programmed all the charging stops required but we never made it over the Appalachians due to high winds. Had to get a tow. Same on return trip, had to make two detours to get a charge. The vehicle owner works for GM and got a sweet deal on the Blazer(GM is having difficulty selling them). He was back in an I.C.E two weeks later.
  5. How many hogs have you seen guarding bridges?
  6. Do you use this stuff to wash your hogs?
  7. What would you do, pacify him with a rainbow coloured unicorn. It only takes a couple of seconds to point and fire
  8. Blinded by the light Revved up like a dunce, another runner in the night. Your Calliope's crashed to the ground.
  9. Biden needs the money to re-decorate the basement with a new carpet. Was impossible to get the pee stains out of the old one.
  10. One doesn't bypass the MSM. Politicians wearing cameras? What an odd suggestion. They will all meet in the washroom turn off the cameras and discuss their next nefarious plot
  11. Then why in Quebec have they been collecting all the Canadian Tire money to be able to have a currency when they separate?
  12. Someone found the mask you lost at the airport.
  13. The macroscope is the MSM, unfortunately it has a left tilt so everything out of focus.
  14. you mean like a naked Hunter Biden links to his laptop?
  15. If that's the case, then we we can call Biden an Inlier.
  16. Have you ever seen what's written on the bottom of a Guinness bottle?
  17. We already have Prince Trudeau the Sockmighty and his roundish table.
  18. Better three hours too soon than a minute late. (Shakespeare)
  19. It wasn't rainbows and lollipops but at least there was a bridge. Unfortunately Hamas decided to blow up the bridge.
  20. Now there's 3 men in the boat all reading Dickens "Pickwick Papers".
  21. Hey, don't give Biden any ideas. His next "speech" will be how he and some cannibals personally stopped the meteor with a giant puffball inflated to 9.1%. Then he will take credit that now the puffball is only inflated to 3.1%
  22. Your keffiyeh needs a wash.
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