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Legato

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  1. I watched the CNN Disney sketch. Obvious pre-rehearsed answers. Even then her voice was without any expression, no word emphasis, just flat monotone, When it got too hard she passed over to Timbits who in turn just sounded like a Walzing Matilda.
  2. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyA3x_yh9A
  3. Do you pass your posts through a Dillon-Wagoner Graviton Polarity Generator before clicking submit?
  4. Was you upstairs or downstairs?
  5. I used to be a vigilante but quit when my profession was being overrun with vaginalantes who were all fakes.
  6. Robo's DMA controller burnt out years ago. I advised him to consult an Electronics Dr, he said "Who" I said yes he will do.
  7. Sounds like he forgot to put it back on after the exam.
  8. Snake Pass one of my favorite English roads. Probably crossed it over 200 times. https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/motoring/derbyshire-dangerous-snake-pass-road-8130436
  9. When the first settlers landed the first person they came across was a lady. The captain asked the lady "where are we". She replied "I Am Erica'.
  10. So that's why you're still here. Clears up many questions.
  11. Thera's a lot of water where I live, so when asked where I say "boat launch".
  12. Gus Walz, once a jolly swagman sitting by a billabong waiting 'til his billy boils. you'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.
  13. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/more-americans-are-working-two-jobs-to-make-ends-meet/
  14. If spin was an Olympic sport you would win all three medals.
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