So who are our experts you could trust on climate?
Let me guess:
#1 Blackbird - God always tells him what will happening in the next 25 years and when the world will end. Get your most up-to-date info right from the source.
#2 Yzermandius - He has his way with words , so he can always argue any point back and forth; twist facts around, so under his expert guidance, climate change becomes nothing but a hoax; just a bunch of bad weather, but nothing to worry about.
#3 Nefarious Banana - He has 43 years in logging forests in the most sustainable way - he is logging them in a way that actually improves climate - they call it "super green forest management". He wants to ramp up logging so he can help the economy, create jobs and of course fix this climate conundrum. It is all easy to do and fix - "Hey , where is my chain saw?"
#4 Faramir - He knows what it is - a scam! With so many scams around in this country , who can blame him? He can also help. He can call the fraud line and report the climate scam.
#5 ----- there are many more experts with pure talent here ; apologies to those I missed.