Legato Posted March 20 Report Posted March 20 Chuck Norris the martial arts champion who became an action star in the hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has died. He was 86. His family released a statement on Friday, writing, “It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.” Quote
ironstone Posted March 20 Report Posted March 20 I like that people are paying tribute to the man via memes. https://archive.ph/SmrLa FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. 1 Quote Beware the Brookfield industrial complex...
August1991 Posted March 21 Report Posted March 21 He was born in 1940. 10 minutes ago, DogOnPorch said: He had a good run. Quote
August1991 Posted March 21 Report Posted March 21 For younger people, it is the age a person dies. For older people, it is the year the person was born. ===== Robin Williams was born in 1951. Chuck Norris 1940. Quote
August1991 Posted March 21 Report Posted March 21 JFK was only 43 when he died. Roosevelt was born in 1882. Quote
August1991 Posted March 21 Report Posted March 21 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10My Favourite: Edited March 21 by August1991 Fix Quote
CdnFox Posted March 21 Report Posted March 21 A sad loss of a multi-generational icon. On the other hand, Death's probably like "Crap, he's here now... better not p*ss him off" Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
August1991 Posted March 29 Report Posted March 29 Diane Keaton was born in 1946. Robert Redford was born in 1935. === It happens. Quote
CdnFox Posted March 29 Report Posted March 29 This is a Chuck Norris Memorial threadl. Why don't you keep it that way you disrespectful twat. Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
August1991 Posted April 5 Report Posted April 5 On 3/29/2026 at 6:06 PM, CdnFox said: This is a Chuck Norris Memorial threadl. Why don't you keep it that way you disrespectful twat. For we older twats, Chuck Norris was born in 1940. For you younger wankers, go figure. Quote
CdnFox Posted April 5 Report Posted April 5 1 minute ago, August1991 said: For we older twats, Chuck Norris was born in 1940. For you younger wankers, go figure. You're not an older twat, you're just a dumber twat Chuck norris isn't keaton or redford. And if you weren't a dumb twat i wouldn't have had to explain that. Quote "That which doesn't kill me... Had better start running."
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