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Will Trudeau need to gas and shoot Canadians with rubber bullets like Macron did with the French people? 

Winning.

Yasir Arafat's last name wasn't Arafat. It was al-Husseini...and he was born in Cairo.

You've got an enemy...

Your vacation is over.

YouTube goes ahead with plan to remove the dislike button in order to protect Joe Biden.

YouTube mass unsubscribing Canadians from US content creators deemed unworthy by the Trudeau government.

Zen fascists will control you
Hundred percent natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back, you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay

...and back.

"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?" ---Robert Terwilliger

"Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart just in case?" --- Peter Lorre @ Bella Lugosi's funeral

“I don't read the newspapers. I don't watch the news. If something important happens, someone will tell me.

[Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your King.

[at a pawn shop on a small planetoid] Rick: Look, I'm not paying 70 (erh) smidgens for a (ERHH) broken defraculator. Pawnbroker: That is multiphase quantum resonator. Rick: Well, does it defraculate? Pawnbroker: F***, no. Rick: Then- then- then it's a broken defraculator.

[voiceover] To the Turks, everything is böyle böyle, which means "like this, like that". You never know what will happen. All foreigners are "ayip", they're considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it's a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get. There are about thousand things that are "ayip", for instance, you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbin...

15 Years Gone

A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries and.....Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky.

A Lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the rest...

A monster's work is never done.

After he made up his mind to spend the rest of the war in the hospital, Yossarian wrote letters to everyone he knew saying that he was in the hospital but never mentioning why. One day he had a better idea. To everyone he knew he wrote that he was going on a very dangerous mission. "They asked for volunteers. It's very dangerous, but someone has to do it. I'll write you the instant I get back." And he had not written anyone since.

Airliner missing over the Mediterranean. Damn Christians...

Alex Trebek: Let's go with Foreign Flicks for $800. Sean Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve and Charo twice!

Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, your response is 'Craven Morehead'. Mr. Connery, WHO is Craven Morehead??

Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else. That having been said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery is in first place with zero.

And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in England now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.