DogOnPorch

Still no permission to post...Over 5 months and counting..Get you t-shirts from cybercoma..lol

Is watching Papa Harper kiss the crypto-Fascist Chinese ring....

Nurse who fell for Aussie radio Royal baby scam commited suicide, apparently.

An unborn Fetus is ahead of Prince Harry in a line of succession to become Canada's Head of State.

An unborn Fetus is ahead of Prince Harry in a line of succession to become Canada's Head of State.

An unborn Fetus is ahead of Prince Harry in a line of succession to become Canada's Head of State.

Your door is a jar. Your window is a carrot.

Your door is a jar. Your window is a carrot.

Doesn anybody else watch Pawn Stars? That show kicks ass.

I got slapped on the wrist for using the term "Dippers" I hope that means saying "Cons" is against the rules too.

Otter: Pearl Harbor?? Boon: He's on a role...

Otter: Pearl Harbor?? Boon: He's on a role...

Otter: Pearl Harbor?? Boon: He's on a role...

If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever...I'm proud of you, Lawrence.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. [thrusting six-pack into your hands]

Never fear...Jack Weber is here...

Twinkies have been on the decline since 2009. Heckuva job Shady.

Kimmy...Try Baker's today!!!

I think Marth Hall Findlay will be the next leader of the Liberals. Who is with me?

Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else. That having been said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery is in first place with zero.

Wow, there are a large no. of U.S. companies laying off people, I'm surprised it happened so fast.

Wow, there are a large no. of U.S. companies laying off people, I'm surprised it happened so fast.

Today is Jimmy Carter's birthday.He created 10.3 million jobs when the top tax rate was 70%.More jobs than the last 4 out of 5 republican presidents!No wonder they want to right him off!

Sean: I'll take anal bum covers for $500, Alex.

Sean: I'll take anal bum covers for $500, Alex.