Bible quotes
Genesis, 7:11
"In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the Mountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.”
Translation: The sky has windows.
Reality: The sky is nothing but a vacuum. It does not have windows. But the holy bible states that the windows of the sky were opened.
Joshua 10:13
"And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.”
Translation: The sun, not the Earth, moves.
Reality: The Earth rotates around the Sun, not the other way around.
Lake 4:33
"And in the synagogue there was a man, which had a spirit of an unclean devil, and cried out with a loud voice.”
Mark 1:34
"And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.”
Translation: diseases are caused by the devil.
Reality: diseases are caused by bacteria and viruses.
In short, the bible is really a fairytale. You can believe it if you want, but if you try and justify it with science - you'll look silly.