A retard? Huh...
Allow me to introduce you to the concept of Karma.
See...a reasonable man might not want the eventuality of a mid-term sweep, to turn the assault of lies and condescension libbies...like you exemplify here...like to heap on us back-asswards conservatives, back in your faces with the same vigor. It would be...lowering ourselves and forsaking our local-yokle principles.
But ya know...you can only play this mud-slinging game so long, before we dumb-ass bumpkins...
Say, "Naw fuckit. Destroy the childish little brats."