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It's irrelevant how a government is elected. The bloated bureaucracy wields all the power.

Three men in a boat.

The problem with a PR system is we could end up with a Monkeykangorillapig government. Nothing would get done. Mind you, question time would be prime time viewing.

Please do try to fly above the clouds and not in them. It would very much help in seeing the end of your nose.

You're beginning to sound like Al the Gorical. Odd that.

Whatever boats your float, I thought you liked drag queens.

Is the climate changing, yes it it is, always has been, always will. I would be extremely worried if the climate stopped changing. Mans feeble attempts to stop it are laughable.

There's a world of difference between a President and a Vice-President having classified documents at his residence.

What's laughable is the spin coming from the Whitehouse. Anything that currently comes from there is spinning so fast it creates it's own event horizon. Next spin.....cor blimey folks the documents were only in the garage so Joe could vette them.

58% of the 57% who liked tomatoes said they would buy them again.

...and drift outside their field of expertise.

Did you help Bob Dylan to write the lyrics for "Blowin' in the Wind"

Look carefully, you can just see the ghost of Christmas past. That's a real unsure erection. According to Adam Schiff all three ghosts were at the Capitol, brandishing 357 Magnums and bloodstained manchettes

The CBC thinks democracy is a sauce you need to add to Soup of the Day to hide the taste of yesterdays Grovelburst Pie and Hackneyed Fish Heads it was made from.

Which has sweet FA to do with the chart.

https://substack.com/profile/76762071-a-midwestern-doctor

I hope you remembered to take some garlic and a few wooden slakes.

It's not a holiday. He's off to study voodoo for his next health care reform.

Cluck

You forgot to add ear of seal, tooth of sloth, eye of salamander, hair of sphinx to the potion, plus the mixing the cauldron was made in China and had a leak.

Whomever wrote that article must have been higher than Nancy Pelosis eyebrows.

The lawyers informed the Justice Department that they had discovered the eighteenth-century document under a stack of hastily packed items, including several pairs of socks and the Oval Office’s television remote. Satire. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/declaration-of-independence-found-in-trump-storage-unit