Yzermandius19

Rumors are that Pavelski is heading to Dallas.

Yeah, I don't have clue either, Kawhi is impossible to read.

Well Durant wasn't going to play for them next year even if he re-signed, so the chances of repeat for the Raptors remained unchanged regardless of who KD signed with. Getting Kawhi back is the key obviously.

Apparently the Knicks wouldn't give Durant the max contract, or he would have signed there. The Knicks are such a shit show lulz.

Yeah, Florida is a better option if I was him, but perhaps he just wants to play in New York. Bobby Mac also saying Two Phones might sign Varlamov.

Speaking of Bobby Mac

Kawhi Watch Time.

Would be a similar cap hit, so not much cap relief this year, if any, but a temporary upgrade, and you get rid of that massive two phones overpay on the long term.

Donskoi seems like a good fit, and he's not going to be that expensive either, especially compared to some of those other UFA's.

Hearing rumors the Avs are front runners for Donskoi. The Avs seem to be liking players with good underlying stats, who could be poised for a breakout with a bigger role, and the analytics nerds are loving it.

Pens trade Phil Kessel, Dane Birks and a 2021 4th rounder to Arizona for Alex Galchenyuk and Pierre-Olivier Joseph. Bizarro Coyotes actually spend money with new ownership, interesting.

I'm gonna die laughing when Duchene gets overpaid as fuck in Nashville, and they dump Subban just to pay that money to Duchene. I seriously might not live Dougie, could be RIP Yzermandias, pray for me.

Jealous of the Leafs internal development, Marlies such a machine, Eagles suck balls. Avs need to stock the minors a lot better, they've been improving at it, but still far from where I want it to be, since it used to be an absolute wasteland I guess that's to be expected, but I have little patience for it.

Nice shot. Teams clearly sleeping on the kid because of his size, Dubeezus strikes again.

Kaut did kill it at dev camp, it's only dev camp, but still, he's physically matured a bunch over the last year, which is promising. He might need a little more seasoning in the AHL, but if he doesn't make the Avs on opening night, he's going to get a look at some point this season.

The Avs ain't going to bury Burakovsky in a bottom six checking line role like the Caps did. He's going to play on the second line and get some PP time, his numbers should see a notable jump.

Avs trade a 2020 2nd (COL), 2020 3rd (ARI) and Scott Kosmachuk for Andre Burakovsky.

Indeed, Soderberg was a Jared Bednar Country Club guy, trading him means Bednar will be forced to give our younger centers more ice time, or it frees up cap space to bring in another center in free agency or via trade. Plus now the Avs have $39 million in cap space, if they poach Panarin from Florida, I'd be stoked, I doubt it though, pretty sure the Panthers are going to get him.

Soderberg traded to Coyotes for Connauton and a 3rd round pick. Hello, extra cap space. Guess Gentlemen Joe plans to make some moves.

Badass.

Hearing Bobrovsky and Panarin are going to Florida with outside chance of the Islanders, so sayeth Friedman and Johnston anyway.

We're gonna need a bigger phone, lulz.

Apprentice Two Phones

Damn, Argos get absolutely smashed 58-6, feel shame Argonauts, on Ricky Ray Day too, why you gotta do him like that?

Salary cap is $81.5 million