Trump's newest executive orders

[Barquentine]

Trump's newest executive orders:

1) An executive order banning transgender people from 'Mansplaining'. 

2) An executive order renaming the Rotunda "The Bigly Dome".

3) An executive order banning the letters D, E, and I, from all federal documents and websites.

4) An executive order that MAGA hats be carved on Mt Rushmore heads.

5) An executive restraining order to keep Don Jr. and Eric at least 500 meters from 

   the White House (and Mar A Lago, and Trump Tower, and all golf courses, and anywhere else he might be).

6) An executive order naming YMCA the official MAGA anthem. (Does MAGA mean  Make All Gays Assimilate?)

Edited February 5, 2025 by Barquentine

[Barquentine]

Any I missed?

[herbie]

Wait for stupider ones.
everybody knows black people evolved running away from lions and white people evolved running away from glaciers so blacks have an unfair advantage, so this Executive Order Re-Segregates all sports in the interest of 'fairness and equality'...

Edited February 5, 2025 by herbie

[CdnFox]

52 minutes ago, Barquentine said:

Trump's newest executive orders:

1) An executive order banning transgender people from 'Mansplaining'. 

2) An executive order renaming the Rotunda "The Bigly Dome".

3) An executive order banning the letters D, E, and I, from all federal documents and websites.

4) An executive order that MAGA hats be carved on Mt Rushmore heads.

5) An executive restraining order to keep Don Jr. and Eric at least 500 meters from 

   the White House (and Mar A Lago, and Trump Tower, and all golf courses, and anywhere else he might be).

6) An executive order naming YMCA the official MAGA anthem. (Does MAGA mean  Make The Gays Assimilate?)

Yeah I don't care who you are, that was funny   

I think trump was the best choice for America given their options but what the heck, i'll jump in with a few i've heard:

An executive order to rename the country of turkey to chicken until they toughen up And start contributing to Nato

An executive order forcing the people of Boston to pronounce it "chowder" like normal people

An executive order forbidding people to raise their hands at the same time he does for comparison purposes

An executive order authorizing the expenditure of funds necessary to help out that Nigerian prince

And executive order extending the impending 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico to include a similar tarrif on nancy pelosi and AOC. 

An executive order banning Chihuahuas until they learn to "shut the f up and behave themselves"

[gatomontes99]

1 hour ago, Barquentine said:

Trump's newest executive orders:

1) An executive order banning transgender people from 'Mansplaining'. 

2) An executive order renaming the Rotunda "The Bigly Dome".

3) An executive order banning the letters D, E, and I, from all federal documents and websites.

4) An executive order that MAGA hats be carved on Mt Rushmore heads.

5) An executive restraining order to keep Don Jr. and Eric at least 500 meters from 

   the White House (and Mar A Lago, and Trump Tower, and all golf courses, and anywhere else he might be).

6) An executive order naming YMCA the official MAGA anthem. (Does MAGA mean  Make The Gays Assimilate?)

The first 3 were hilarious. I think I am going to start calling it the Bigly Dome.

7 minutes ago, CdnFox said:

Yeah I don't care who you are, that was funny   

I think trump was the best choice for America given their options but what the heck, i'll jump in with a few i've heard:

An executive order to rename the country of turkey to chicken until they toughen up And start contributing to Nato

An executive order forcing the people of Boston to pronounce it "chowder" like normal people

 

Can we get one that bans the word the from being placed before Ohio State? I mean seriously. Can we?