cybercoma Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 I'd like to formerly announce that I'm stepping out of the leadership race for the Liberal Party of Canada. I have other priorities in my life right now that would limit my ability to effectively lead this party to its former glory. However, I have applied for the position of crossing guard on the floor of the commons, so MPs don't get runover by Jack Layton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTA Lawyer Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 I'd like to formerly announce that I'm stepping out of the leadership race for the Liberal Party of Canada. I have other priorities in my life right now that would limit my ability to effectively lead this party to its former glory.However, I have applied for the position of crossing guard on the floor of the commons, so MPs don't get runover by Jack Layton. As Larry the Cable Guy is currently in Calgary, my response is borrowed from his act... I don't care who you are...THAT'S FUNNY right there... FTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munsinger Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 I would like to take this opportunity to nominate..... Canadian Tire Guy He is a articulate, stand-up guy with the common touch and would bring a lot of tools to the table.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tml12 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 I would like to take this opportunity to nominate.....Canadian Tire Guy He is a articulate, stand-up guy with the common touch and would bring a lot of tools to the table.... I would like to nominate the guy on the ING Direct commercials. He bears a weird resemblace to Chretien and he tells us to "save your money." I think he would ignite a passionate debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydraboss Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 I would like to formally nominate Sponge Bob. He's hardworking, has the ability to absorb most concepts (and water), has a second in command that remains quiet when he's supposed to (Gary the Snail), and he's yellow. He has been at his job for some time and did not cross the parking lot to work for the competition. Sources: My eight year old son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffrey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I would like to formally nominate Sponge Bob.He's hardworking, has the ability to absorb most concepts (and water), has a second in command that remains quiet when he's supposed to (Gary the Snail), and he's yellow. He has been at his job for some time and did not cross the parking lot to work for the competition. Sources: My eight year old son I haven't stopped laughing yet, and I read this minutes ago. My personal nomination goes to the beavers on the motorola olympics commerical. What team they'd be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoop Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I nominate George Stombolopolous. He represents the *hip* *cool* *happening* *wow* *now* attitude that the CBC uses to hide/justify/gloriy their fair and balanced view of Canadian society. We have had two Governors General with no more credentials than working for Mothercorp. Why not a PM? Wouldn't that be great to have a PM who used to be a Veejay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcrowing Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I nominate the guy that does the TV commercial "hands in your pocket" He could put his hand in the pockets of the taxpayers. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercoma Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I nominate the guy that does the TV commercial "hands in your pocket" He could put his hand in the pockets of the taxpayers. - I thought that was a liberal campaign ad....imagine my surprise when they kept running after the election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck E Stan Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I'd like to nominate one of Chretien's advisors, the man who Chretien saw daily for advice while he was in office. He could add a lot of insight with his knowledge of the world. Chretien's homeless guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik44 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 uhhmm...from Airfarce, I would like to nominate........Mike from Canmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellandboy Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I suggest Zaphod Beeblebrox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Wow, has this thread gone to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoop Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Kinda like the Liberal leadership *race*! Maybe all the contenders are waiting to see if Martin is going to take a "walk in the snow". Wow, has this thread gone to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uOttawaMan Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Ok ok.. as much as I hate doing this.. im so clever I just have to.. (Even tho i am left wing) Well judging by recent events, I think now more than ever, Wayne Gretzky is a prime candidate for the leadership of the liberal party. LOL So before you all flame me, I'm just playing, I know nothing has been proven, and I'm an avid hockey fan, so I really hope it isnt true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoop Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 That's the deal. If it is only Gretzky's wife who made the bets, and they weren't on hockey, I don't have any issue with it at all. I'm an Oilers fan too! So before you all flame me, I'm just playing, I know nothing has been proven, and I'm an avid hockey fan, so I really hope it isnt true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffrey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 That's the deal. If it is only Gretzky's wife who made the bets, and they weren't on hockey, I don't have any issue with it at all. The wiretap information doesn't look favourable to Wayne. I'm an Oilers fan too! Stop supporting an inferior team, I cannot respect you any longer. The team is so bad, it destroyed one of the best defensemen in the NHL. Canuck: Did Chretien actually have a homeless advisor? I can almost believe this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tml12 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 That's the deal. If it is only Gretzky's wife who made the bets, and they weren't on hockey, I don't have any issue with it at all. The wiretap information doesn't look favourable to Wayne. I'm an Oilers fan too! Stop supporting an inferior team, I cannot respect you any longer. The team is so bad, it destroyed one of the best defensemen in the NHL. Canuck: Did Chretien actually have a homeless advisor? I can almost believe this. I am a Habs fan but between the two (Flame/Oilers) I gotta go with the Flames. I like Jerome and I think Oilers fans are a little too stiff. Flames fans are hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I am a Habs fan but between the two (Flame/Oilers) I gotta go with the Flames. I like Jerome and I think Oilers fans are a little too stiff. Flames fans are hilarious!!! I'm a Leaf fan and between the two I have to agree. Jerome, Kiprusoff, Phaneuf ... lots to like there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tml12 Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Which Kerry...the one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercoma Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Which Kerry...the one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it??? We're talking Liberal nomination...obviously the one that voted against it and won 3 purple hearts. Did I mention the 3 purple hearts...because he got those. We're not making this up.Gretzky is the perfect candidate. As everyone around him gets implicated in fraud and other such crimes, he sits back and claims he didn't know a damn thing. Hell, it worked for Martin for 18 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksey Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Which Kerry...the one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it??? We're talking Liberal nomination...obviously the one that voted against it and won 3 purple hearts. Did I mention the 3 purple hearts...because he got those. We're not making this up.Gretzky is the perfect candidate. As everyone around him gets implicated in fraud and other such crimes, he sits back and claims he didn't know a damn thing. Hell, it worked for Martin for 18 months. That's like naming nations like Libya and China to lead the Human Rights Tribunal at the United Nations. Oh, wait ... that happened too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcrowing Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Anyone for Osama bin Laden as Liberal leader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksey Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Anyone for Osama bin Laden as Liberal leader? Isn't there already a bull's eye on his head? But I guess, it would make him easier to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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