Pentagon's Xmas present

[bloodyminded]

Not at all...remember...these posts do not exist. Time is suspended for this alternate reality.

Your alternate reality was suspended a long time ago. Must be that American anxiety. Take some pills or something.

Edited December 26, 2010 by bloodyminded

[bush_cheney2004]

Your alternate reality was suspended a long time ago.

No, I'm just getting started on this new one, having exhausted all avenues of interest and entertainment from the former reality. "We Hate Bush!" is so yesterday.

[bloodyminded]

No, I'm just getting started on this new one, having exhausted all avenues of interest and entertainment from the former reality. "We Hate Bush!" is so yesterday.

Sure...why hate the old lackey so much more than the new one? Why compartmentalize American anxiety in such an artificial fashion?

[Shwa]

There are no threads from Americans concerning the Canadian defense budget as a tea leaf prediction of future US policy. I wonder why....

Fascinating. But anyways... I am sure you are still anxiously gawking.

[bush_cheney2004]

Sure...why hate the old lackey so much more than the new one? Why compartmentalize American anxiety in such an artificial fashion?

I'm way ahead of you....ready for the new year and this alternate reality in which Canadians ignore America with zero worries. It should be grand fun.

America who?

[bush_cheney2004]

Fascinating. But anyways... I am sure you are still anxiously gawking.

Not an answer to the question....the mystery continues. America who?

[bloodyminded]

I'm way ahead of you....ready for the new year and this alternate reality in which Canadians ignore America with zero worries. It should be grand fun.

America who?

We wouldn't ignore you. We just don't live within that same aura of trembling anxiety that Americans do.

[bush_cheney2004]

This Canadian sounds worried about something involving the Pentagon and little green men:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhElE3JILAE

[bush_cheney2004]

We wouldn't ignore you. We just don't live within that same aura of trembling anxiety that Americans do.

Excellent....Canadians can keep chillin' then....no worries at all. America who?

[Shwa]

America who?

Apparently your identity anxiety has been observed before. Perhaps this paper can help you out:

American Identity Crisis Post September 11th: Nationalist vs. Internationalist Discourses in Online Discussion Groups

[bush_cheney2004]

Apparently your identity anxiety has been observed before....

Apparently your identity can't even be defined without reference to Americans.

[Shwa]

Apparently your identity can't even be defined without reference to Americans.

Mine can, I do everyday. But I don't speak on behalf of all Americans. Especially the anxious ones, busy gawking Canadians discussing international news on an Internet forum.

[bush_cheney2004]

Mine can, I do everyday. But I don't speak on behalf of all Americans. Especially the anxious ones, busy gawking Canadians discussing international news on an Internet forum.

There you go again...referring to Americans. Fascinating!

[charter.rights]

Then why is there such anxiety about America/Americans expressed in this forum? It is obvious, and manifests itself in many ways...this thread is just another example.

You are imagining it. Must be paranoia brought on by your anxiety.

Edited December 26, 2010 by charter.rights

[Shady]

The anxiety is from your countrymen and -women, not from us.

Yet another one of your observations that flies in the face of reality. Why don't you search the Canada/US Relations section from over the last several years.

[Shwa]

There you go again...referring to Americans. Fascinating!

Not half as fascinating as your anxious gawking.

[bush_cheney2004]

You are imagining it.Must be your paranoia from being so anxious.

Must be...I now have all three of the bar flies buzzing.

[bush_cheney2004]

Not half as fascinating as your anxious gawking.

If a tree falls in a Canadian forest, does it make a noise if not heard by an American?

[Shwa]

If a tree falls in a Canadian forest, does it make a noise if not heard by an American?

More anxious gawking.

[bush_cheney2004]

More anxious gawking.

Bzzzzzz...bzzz...bzzzzz.

[bloodyminded]

If a tree falls in a Canadian forest, does it make a noise if not heard by an American?

If an American feels anxious and aggrieved, can we still hear him throw a tantrum?

Bzzzzzz...bzzz...bzzzzz

There it is.

[bush_cheney2004]

If an American feels anxious and aggrieved, can we still hear him throw a tantrum?

Yes...that's why you watch American TV

There it is.

Flies buzzing in harmony?

[bloodyminded]

Yes...that's why you watch American TV

To watch frightened little Americans scambling around.

Flies buzzing in harmony?

Trolls running out of responses.

[bush_cheney2004]

To watch frightened little Americans scambling around.

Yes...that would the be "gawking" referred to earlier.

Trolls running out of responses.

That's American troll to you.

[bloodyminded]

Yes...that would the be "gawking" referred to earlier.

Whatever helps you understand basic English. We can refine it later.

That's American troll to you.

Irrelevant. All trolls are roughly the same.