DogOnPorch Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Just like to mention to you sizzies - any guy fixated on boobs and boob size is a big baby - real men go for the target - sucks who were not weaned properly or were never breast fed fixate on boobs - I hear some smart woman discount this type of male with the words "I don't want to be his mother" And look who in their immaturity is going on like a baby about boobs...why it's my friend White Doors..ha! Mister expert on human sexuality...lol. Like most men, you seem to view everything from the male point of view. News flash for you: most women like sex...most women with big breasts like sex...most women who like sex and have big breasts will want a man that likes same. Funny how natural selection works... Women shouldn't fixate on large penises, either...right? I wonder how well that works out in real life? -------------------------------------------------- Big bright red baboon butt... Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
guyser Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Women ..... fixate on large penises, . I wonder how well that works out in real life? Personally speaking? Just fine thank you. Quote
moderateamericain Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Personally speaking? Just fine thank you. Just to make a complete joke out of this thread... Why cant men ever trust women? A. Because how can you trust something that bleeds for 4 days and doesnt die! Im sorry I couldnt resist, Im actually quite respectful towards women but a friend of mine told me that one the other day and I lost it Quote
Oleg Bach Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Just to make a complete joke out of this thread...Why cant men ever trust women? A. Because how can you trust something that bleeds for 4 days and doesnt die! Im sorry I couldnt resist, Im actually quite respectful towards women but a friend of mine told me that one the other day and I lost it Much like the Taliban who believe men are so weak that - if the see a womans hair or ankle that they will go mad with desire. Your joke stinks - and it's dated - try again. Quote
capricorn Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Women shouldn't fixate on large penises, either...right? I have two answers for that. 1. It's not the quantity, it's the quality. And my favourite: 2. Better a small one that works hard than a big one that's lazy. Quote "We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs." Will Rogers
moderateamericain Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Much like the Taliban who believe men are so weak that - if the see a womans hair or ankle that they will go mad with desire. Your joke stinks - and it's dated - try again. Interesting that you have no sense of humor to say the least. Everyone else that I have told that to have found that quite funny including the women who i felt had the sense of humor to enjoy the jest. Does it make you feel uncomfortable to make a joke that could be potentially derogatory towards women? They do say a sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. Just something to maul over. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Interesting that you have no sense of humor to say the least. Everyone else that I have told that to have found that quite funny including the women who i felt had the sense of humor to enjoy the jest. Does it make you feel uncomfortable to make a joke that could be potentially derogatory towards women? They do say a sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. Just something to maul over. It's not that. It's just that I heard the joke about 5 years ago. Maybe it took that long for the joke to tavel to Alberta. We here in T O - will attempt to be more speedy next time. I don't feel uncomfortable in the least..but I do like the line that you must wait for a womans uterus to turn to stone before she enters politic...prior the hot flash is dangerous as is during. OK - if saying that a woman is bleeding wounded beast gets you laid then maybe I will recyle the old gag. But I doubt it will fly. Seems I should give you some lessons on how to be cool...remember I am the aging musical artist who's job it was to have sex with the audience - all this adventure and pleasure seeking was going on while you were studying and I was having a good time...so I might just show you the ropes old school boy..all in fun - nice to see that one of the Mapleleaf crowd will chat me up. Quote
capricorn Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 It's not that. It's just that I heard the joke about 5 years ago. Some jokes I heard 25 years ago still make me laugh. Others I heard before that would also make me laugh but I can't remember them. Quote "We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs." Will Rogers
DogOnPorch Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 I have two answers for that.1. It's not the quantity, it's the quality. And my favourite: 2. Better a small one that works hard than a big one that's lazy. Ah yes...the admirable "less is more" response. I believe that right up until one is given a viable choice... ---------------------------------------------- Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Rachel Welch to the back of a bus... ---Boy George Boy George makes me sick ---Madonna Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
Oleg Bach Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 Ah yes...the admirable "less is more" response. I believe that right up until one is given a viable choice... ---------------------------------------------- Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Rachel Welch to the back of a bus... ---Boy George Boy George makes me sick ---Madonna My mum was a dynamic woman and a racist. After my dad died she slowly began dating- she toured the U S singing and met some fine men - one was black - the other was a scoundrel buisness man from India..she adored them both because they were very intelligent and good looking men - she died not a racist - it is the quality of the person not the race. Quote
DogOnPorch Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 My mum was a dynamic woman and a racist. After my dad died she slowly began dating- she toured the U S singing and met some fine men - one was black - the other was a scoundrel buisness man from India..she adored them both because they were very intelligent and good looking men - she died not a racist - it is the quality of the person not the race. That makes no sense as a response to my post. ------------------------------------------- ...bed goes up...bed goes down...bed goes up...bed goes down... ---Homer Simpson Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
White Doors Posted January 14, 2008 Report Posted January 14, 2008 I have two answers for that.1. It's not the quantity, it's the quality. And my favourite: 2. Better a small one that works hard than a big one that's lazy. It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. That said - it's all lies. size DOES matter to women fellas. Quote Those Dern Rednecks done outfoxed the left wing again.~blueblood~
Brain Candy Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.That said - it's all lies. size DOES matter to women fellas. in serious relationships where true courtship was present before intercourse, i doubt size is gonna matter really. Quote Freedom- http://www.nihil.org/
charter.rights Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 in serious relationships where true courtship was present before intercourse, i doubt size is gonna matter really. Of course...at that special "moment"....laughter really isn't a good sign.....either! Quote “Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being.” Kahlil Gibran “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” Albert Einstein
jefferiah Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Who said that? Interesting, isn't it, White Doors, how Jennie seems to always miss questions like this? Quote "Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu
Frankie Posted February 2, 2008 Report Posted February 2, 2008 I have certain mild preferences and tastes, but in general I don't see why I wouldn't date/marry a certain person. Like for example, I personally have a zero level of attraction for most black woman and east Indian. But most other races are ok by me. But aside from physical preference, who knows, I might just end up with a black woman, or indian. But for now, I wouldn't get into that. Quote -Apple Scruff
RB Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 I have certain mild preferences and tastes, but in general I don't see why I wouldn't date/marry a certain person. Like for example, I personally have a zero level of attraction for most black woman and east Indian. But most other races are ok by me. But aside from physical preference, who knows, I might just end up with a black woman, or indian. But for now, I wouldn't get into that. I feel folks have this romantic ideal of what they want and who they wish for. Look, they have been deciding since they were a kid. They want to be handsomely rewarded with Mr Right and Miss Sweet and stick to their belief and preferences and wait. I would also like to stick to my notions for choice of mate - however, I happen to know that we can falter in our gaze for the ideal mate, and unwanted attractions and feelings creeps up unexpectedly and we can develop a liking to other colors. Then it is whether you thwart yourself to your preferences of romantic illusions. However, I think the more flexible, more traveled, and the more liberal people are in their views, the more open the imagination, the more generous, fun, caring, the more the adventure, pleasure and might result in the acceptance of people of different color for dating, like the more choices the merrier. Quote
M.Dancer Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 I would also like to stick to my notions for choice of mate - however, I happen to know that we can falter in our gaze for the ideal mate, and unwanted attractions and feelings creeps up unexpectedly and we can develop a liking to other colors. I'm not sure where you are going with this but like O. Wilde who could resist everything except temptation I have never had an unwanted attraction....... Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
RB Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 I'm not sure where you are going with this but like O. Wilde who could resist everything except temptation I have never had an unwanted attraction....... Unwanted attraction meant that you assess your preferences and that perhaps folks simply don't fit the required color scheme, attritubes, traits, characteristics and has to be filtered as rejects but you still can't help help the gaze or grief, i don't know which Quote
Rue Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 So to summarize; 1. size does not count 2. yes it does 3. men are horny pigs 4. women of all colours realize this. There that was easy. Quote
M.Dancer Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 (edited) So to summarize;1. size does not count 2. yes it does 3. men are horny pigs 4. women of all colours realize this. There that was easy. 5. Women are just as horny 6. I realize this Edited February 7, 2008 by M.Dancer Quote RIGHT of SOME, LEFT of OTHERS If it is a choice between them and us, I choose us
AngusThermopyle Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 I am the aging musical artist who's job it was to have sex with the audience Ahhh! Bisexual, good for you Oleg, keep blazing the path to a more liberated future! Quote I yam what I yam - Popeye
Brain Candy Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 When Robert Stewart was found at the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland, desperately trying to have sex with his bike, he couldn't possibly have foreseen the immense effects of his deviant act. Although critics wrote the case off as "absurd" and "impossible," Robert's case would turn out to be just a small drop in the ocean of a growing trend in our modern society: universexuality. Universexuality: the new frontier of sexual liberation Quote Freedom- http://www.nihil.org/
AngusThermopyle Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Argh! No, stop! That is just way too hilarious! I'm still laughing at that article. What any horny man would do alone with his bike! :lol: Quote I yam what I yam - Popeye
guyser Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Universexuality: the new frontier of sexual liberation[/url] Kind of funny, just like the Onion. Not true either. Quote
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