Those are all great.
But to me, the funniest part of all of this is that it's the lake that seems to have gotten people all riled up.
I mean, they're going to blow $930 million (right?) to host a 3-day wank-fest... and people are upset that they're spending $2 million on a fake lake?
You know what? I'm glad we get a fake lake. I'd be upset if we were blowing $930 million on this event and didn't at least have a fake lake to show for it. These names for the fake lake are the only bright side to this whole fiasco, which would be an unmitigated disaster if not for the serendipity of Lake ShamWow.
As a matter of fact, I hope they spend another $2 million and build a fake iceberg and some animatronic polar bears. We're at $930 million already, why not make it $932 million and have some fun? In fact, why not spend another $2 million after that, and build some fake teepees and fake totem poles and get some native dancers. I mean, what's another $2 million when you've already blown $930?
In fact, why not go for an even billion? We could have fake lakes, fake icebergs, fake mountains, fake prairies, maybe a little fake Peggy's Cove... We could hire unemployed people to be fake cowboys and fake fishermen and fake voyageurs... we could build a whole mini fake Canada right there on the shores of Lake Ontario. I mean, why not? It would be fun. With $930 million down the tubes already, what's left to lose?
-k