WestCanMan Posted August 19, 2024 Report Posted August 19, 2024 WWW.WCMBSSATIRE.com/fakelink: WH Press Secretary KJ-P has just about announced her intention to run for President: "I'm already doing the f'ing job anyways", Karine noted, after answering her 12,000th question during the Biden presidency, a full 11,900 more questions than Biden himself. "If I'm always gonna be the one who has to answer for all this crap, I might as well get the money that comes with the job, right?" Joe Biden had his trademark stunned look on his face as he was nearly presented with the CNN-level-of-authenticity 'news'. "I always liked him" said Joe, at one point, but not necessarily today. Karine's near-announcement sent shockwaves throughout the DNC. Some of the latest fake quotes from the cultist community include: "Do you mean she's not the president right now?" - NBC News "She can't be any worse than the current president." - Joe Biden "The Whitehouse is absolutely thrilled with this announcement, and said that everyone should vote for Karine." - Karine "If you don't know who to vote for, you ain't black!" - Biden again. Suddenly he's got a lot to say. Karine has jumped 12 points ahead of Kamala since her announcement just 12 minutes ago. "Thank God!", said everyone with an IQ over 40. 1 Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
Rebound Posted August 19, 2024 Report Posted August 19, 2024 Your side is wrong about everything so all you have to run on is lies. Quote @reason10: “Hitler had very little to do with the Holocaust.”
WestCanMan Posted August 19, 2024 Author Report Posted August 19, 2024 38 minutes ago, Rebound said: Your side is wrong about everything so all you have to run on is lies. It's not a lie to say that Kamala started her political by blowing a guy who gave her her first two political appointments. It's not a lie to say that Kamala and Walz are afraid to talk to the media. It's not a lie to say that Kamala's running mate is a dunce who has to learn the most basic lessons of all from being drastically wrong, like when he was completely wasted and got caught driving 100mph, or when he decided to let rioters burn his state for a while before he did anything about it. Honestly, who sits around smelling tire fires while his cities burn instead of just making a phone call? Who could possibly be some dumb that they'd have to learn by getting that wrong the first time? It's not a lie to say that Walz was scummy enough to present himself as a combat veteran when he isn't. It's not a lie to say that Walz isn't man enough to personally apologize for things like his own drunk driving, or lying about his combat veteran status. It's not a lie to say that when Walz's campaign apologizes for his lying and crimes, their apologies are insincere and contain more lies. Buddy, the difference between me and you is that I don't lie because I don't have to, telling the truth serves me just fine. I just tell the truth and watch you guys squirm. 1 Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
gatomontes99 Posted August 19, 2024 Report Posted August 19, 2024 (edited) WCM: " here is a funny article from a website called satire.com" The left: "Liar!" It is only made better by the left crying fake over Trump posting a meme of Swift and ANOTHER satirical article. They have bo sense of humor. Edited August 19, 2024 by gatomontes99 1 Quote Don't you think that if I were wrong that I would know it?
WestCanMan Posted August 19, 2024 Author Report Posted August 19, 2024 4 minutes ago, gatomontes99 said: WCN: " here is a funny article from a website called satire.com" The left: "Liar!" It is only made better by the left crying fake over Trump posting a meme of Swift and ANOTHER satirical article. They have bo sense of humor. I think it would be funny AF if Fox News started calling her President Jean-Pierre. 1 Quote If the Cultist Narrative Network/Cultist Broadcasting Corporation gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, leftists would believe everything they typed. "I don't hate American's, I pointed out the literacy rate to Uncle Sam." - LinkSoul "It's just a parable about rocks and trees talking to muslims to help them kill Jews who are trying to hide. It's open to interpretation." - robobigot
gatomontes99 Posted August 19, 2024 Report Posted August 19, 2024 Just now, WestCanMan said: I think it would be funny AF if Fox News started calling her President Jean-Pierre. President Effect because in effect, she's president. 1 Quote Don't you think that if I were wrong that I would know it?
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