cybercoma Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I'd like to formerly announce that I'm stepping out of the leadership race for the Liberal Party of Canada. I have other priorities in my life right now that would limit my ability to effectively lead this party to its former glory. However, I have applied for the position of crossing guard on the floor of the commons, so MPs don't get runover by Jack Layton. Quote
FTA Lawyer Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I'd like to formerly announce that I'm stepping out of the leadership race for the Liberal Party of Canada. I have other priorities in my life right now that would limit my ability to effectively lead this party to its former glory.However, I have applied for the position of crossing guard on the floor of the commons, so MPs don't get runover by Jack Layton. As Larry the Cable Guy is currently in Calgary, my response is borrowed from his act... I don't care who you are...THAT'S FUNNY right there... FTA Quote
munsinger Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I would like to take this opportunity to nominate..... Canadian Tire Guy He is a articulate, stand-up guy with the common touch and would bring a lot of tools to the table.... Quote
tml12 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I would like to take this opportunity to nominate.....Canadian Tire Guy He is a articulate, stand-up guy with the common touch and would bring a lot of tools to the table.... I would like to nominate the guy on the ING Direct commercials. He bears a weird resemblace to Chretien and he tells us to "save your money." I think he would ignite a passionate debate. Quote "Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." -Alexander Hamilton
Hydraboss Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I would like to formally nominate Sponge Bob. He's hardworking, has the ability to absorb most concepts (and water), has a second in command that remains quiet when he's supposed to (Gary the Snail), and he's yellow. He has been at his job for some time and did not cross the parking lot to work for the competition. Sources: My eight year old son Quote "racist, intolerant, small-minded bigot" - AND APPARENTLY A SOCIALIST (2010) (2015)Economic Left/Right: 8.38 3.38 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 3.13 -1.23
geoffrey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I would like to formally nominate Sponge Bob.He's hardworking, has the ability to absorb most concepts (and water), has a second in command that remains quiet when he's supposed to (Gary the Snail), and he's yellow. He has been at his job for some time and did not cross the parking lot to work for the competition. Sources: My eight year old son I haven't stopped laughing yet, and I read this minutes ago. My personal nomination goes to the beavers on the motorola olympics commerical. What team they'd be. Quote RealRisk.ca - (Latest Post: Prosecutors have no "Skin in the Game") --
shoop Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I nominate George Stombolopolous. He represents the *hip* *cool* *happening* *wow* *now* attitude that the CBC uses to hide/justify/gloriy their fair and balanced view of Canadian society. We have had two Governors General with no more credentials than working for Mothercorp. Why not a PM? Wouldn't that be great to have a PM who used to be a Veejay? Quote
justcrowing Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I nominate the guy that does the TV commercial "hands in your pocket" He could put his hand in the pockets of the taxpayers. - Quote
cybercoma Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Posted February 10, 2006 I nominate the guy that does the TV commercial "hands in your pocket" He could put his hand in the pockets of the taxpayers. - I thought that was a liberal campaign ad....imagine my surprise when they kept running after the election. Quote
Canuck E Stan Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I'd like to nominate one of Chretien's advisors, the man who Chretien saw daily for advice while he was in office. He could add a lot of insight with his knowledge of the world. Chretien's homeless guy. Quote "Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains." — Winston Churchill
Slavik44 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 uhhmm...from Airfarce, I would like to nominate........Mike from Canmore Quote The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. - Ayn Rand --------- http://www.politicalcompass.org/ Economic Left/Right: 4.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.54 Last taken: May 23, 2007
wellandboy Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I suggest Zaphod Beeblebrox. Quote
sage Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Wow, has this thread gone to hell. Quote
shoop Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Kinda like the Liberal leadership *race*! Maybe all the contenders are waiting to see if Martin is going to take a "walk in the snow". Wow, has this thread gone to hell. Quote
uOttawaMan Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Ok ok.. as much as I hate doing this.. im so clever I just have to.. (Even tho i am left wing) Well judging by recent events, I think now more than ever, Wayne Gretzky is a prime candidate for the leadership of the liberal party. LOL So before you all flame me, I'm just playing, I know nothing has been proven, and I'm an avid hockey fan, so I really hope it isnt true. Quote "To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms but the devil slapped on the genitals.” -Don Schrader
shoop Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 That's the deal. If it is only Gretzky's wife who made the bets, and they weren't on hockey, I don't have any issue with it at all. I'm an Oilers fan too! So before you all flame me, I'm just playing, I know nothing has been proven, and I'm an avid hockey fan, so I really hope it isnt true. Quote
geoffrey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 That's the deal. If it is only Gretzky's wife who made the bets, and they weren't on hockey, I don't have any issue with it at all. The wiretap information doesn't look favourable to Wayne. I'm an Oilers fan too! Stop supporting an inferior team, I cannot respect you any longer. The team is so bad, it destroyed one of the best defensemen in the NHL. Canuck: Did Chretien actually have a homeless advisor? I can almost believe this. Quote RealRisk.ca - (Latest Post: Prosecutors have no "Skin in the Game") --
tml12 Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 That's the deal. If it is only Gretzky's wife who made the bets, and they weren't on hockey, I don't have any issue with it at all. The wiretap information doesn't look favourable to Wayne. I'm an Oilers fan too! Stop supporting an inferior team, I cannot respect you any longer. The team is so bad, it destroyed one of the best defensemen in the NHL. Canuck: Did Chretien actually have a homeless advisor? I can almost believe this. I am a Habs fan but between the two (Flame/Oilers) I gotta go with the Flames. I like Jerome and I think Oilers fans are a little too stiff. Flames fans are hilarious!!! Quote "Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." -Alexander Hamilton
Hicksey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I am a Habs fan but between the two (Flame/Oilers) I gotta go with the Flames. I like Jerome and I think Oilers fans are a little too stiff. Flames fans are hilarious!!! I'm a Leaf fan and between the two I have to agree. Jerome, Kiprusoff, Phaneuf ... lots to like there. Quote "If in passing, you never encounter anything that offends you, you are not living in a free society." - Rt. Hon. Kim Campbell - “In many respects, the government needs fewer rules, but rules that are consistently applied.” - Sheila Fraser, Former Auditor General.
Hicksey Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Quote "If in passing, you never encounter anything that offends you, you are not living in a free society." - Rt. Hon. Kim Campbell - “In many respects, the government needs fewer rules, but rules that are consistently applied.” - Sheila Fraser, Former Auditor General.
tml12 Posted February 11, 2006 Report Posted February 11, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Which Kerry...the one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it??? Quote "Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." -Alexander Hamilton
cybercoma Posted February 11, 2006 Author Report Posted February 11, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Which Kerry...the one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it??? We're talking Liberal nomination...obviously the one that voted against it and won 3 purple hearts. Did I mention the 3 purple hearts...because he got those. We're not making this up.Gretzky is the perfect candidate. As everyone around him gets implicated in fraud and other such crimes, he sits back and claims he didn't know a damn thing. Hell, it worked for Martin for 18 months. Quote
Hicksey Posted February 11, 2006 Report Posted February 11, 2006 Can I nominate John F'ing Kerry? Which Kerry...the one that voted for the war or the one that voted against it??? We're talking Liberal nomination...obviously the one that voted against it and won 3 purple hearts. Did I mention the 3 purple hearts...because he got those. We're not making this up.Gretzky is the perfect candidate. As everyone around him gets implicated in fraud and other such crimes, he sits back and claims he didn't know a damn thing. Hell, it worked for Martin for 18 months. That's like naming nations like Libya and China to lead the Human Rights Tribunal at the United Nations. Oh, wait ... that happened too. Quote "If in passing, you never encounter anything that offends you, you are not living in a free society." - Rt. Hon. Kim Campbell - “In many respects, the government needs fewer rules, but rules that are consistently applied.” - Sheila Fraser, Former Auditor General.
justcrowing Posted February 11, 2006 Report Posted February 11, 2006 Anyone for Osama bin Laden as Liberal leader? Quote
Hicksey Posted February 11, 2006 Report Posted February 11, 2006 Anyone for Osama bin Laden as Liberal leader? Isn't there already a bull's eye on his head? But I guess, it would make him easier to find. Quote "If in passing, you never encounter anything that offends you, you are not living in a free society." - Rt. Hon. Kim Campbell - “In many respects, the government needs fewer rules, but rules that are consistently applied.” - Sheila Fraser, Former Auditor General.
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