Sir Bandelot Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 Well, yeah...but with the advent of chemtrails, the mind control drugs forced you to send recipes for pecan pie to the editor, instead. Tinfoil hats and the internet changed all that, thank goodness. No need to invoke tinfoil hat-dom in this instance. The headline reads WAR, not just a non-hostile detonation for the purpose of fixing something. Read, and comprehend Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 Read, and comprehend T'is you with the brain slug attached. http://www.mapleleafweb.com/forums//index.php?showtopic=18129&view=findpost&p=633239 Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
Sir Bandelot Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 (edited) T'is you with the brain slug attached. http://www.mapleleafweb.com/forums//index.php?showtopic=18129&view=findpost&p=633239 Not at all. It was the glee you folks had, putting condiments on your turd sandwiches No doubt Obama has bad breath. He who has the worst breath, becomes president Edited March 30, 2011 by Sir Bandelot Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 Not at all. It was the glee you folks had, putting condiments on your turd sandwiches No doubt Obama has bad breath. He who has the worst breath, becomes president Now I'm an Obama supporter...whoot, whoot! Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
GostHacked Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 Now I'm an Obama supporter...whoot, whoot! So would you support detonating nukes to combat global warming? Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 So would you support detonating nukes to combat global warming? Oh, yeah...I'm always starting threads re: the nice things about nuclear weapons. I know we'll meet again some sunny day... Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
GostHacked Posted March 30, 2011 Report Posted March 30, 2011 Oh, yeah...I'm always starting threads re: the nice things about nuclear weapons. I know we'll meet again some sunny day... I never really expected an answer from you anyways. Come on doggy .. yes or no? Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 F*****g kangaroos. I never really expected an answer from you anyways. Come on doggy .. yes or no? Do you still beat your wife? What is this? Law and Order and you're Jack McCoy? Permission to treat as a hostile witness. This is what I "support" re: nuclear weapons and their use. You should watch it if it matters so much to you what I "support". http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2023790698427111488# Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 I didn't watch it I don't blame you. It's pretty scary for an old movie. Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
GostHacked Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 F*****g kangaroos. Do you still beat your wife? What is this? Law and Order and you're Jack McCoy? This is what I "support" re: nuclear weapons and their use. You should watch it if it matters so much to you what I "support". So you still can't even give a simple yes or no. Quote
bush_cheney2004 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 I don't blame you. It's pretty scary for an old movie. LOL! No wonder some of these guys don't have a sense of humor. Quote Economics trumps Virtue.
GostHacked Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 LOL! No wonder some of these guys don't have a sense of humor. No wonder some of you can't answer a simple question. Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) LOL! No wonder some of these guys don't have a sense of humor. Speaking of funny. GH: No wonder some of you can't answer a simple question. Meh...you're pretty non-responsive to hostile questioning yourself. GH: Talk scum...yes or no!! (shines bright light in captive DOP's eyes)DOP: No. (squinting) GH: 'No' you don't want nuclear war? DOP: No...'no' I don't answer stupid questions. (Bond theme starts playing) Edited March 31, 2011 by DogOnPorch Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
GostHacked Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 Meh...you're pretty non-responsive to hostile questioning yourself. If I don't have and answer, I don't go posting garbage just to post. I'll just assume you do support a nuclear war to combat global warming. Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 If I don't have and answer, I don't go posting garbage just to post. I'll just assume you do support a nuclear war to combat global warming. Now...what did I say about your stupid questions? That applies to your stupid assumptions, too. Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
bush_cheney2004 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 Now...what did I say about your stupid questions? That applies to your stupid assumptions, too. LOL! Many years ago, MAD's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (by Don Martin) was all the rage in paperbacks. Now where did I put my copy....could use it right now! Quote Economics trumps Virtue.
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) LOL! Many years ago, MAD's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (by Don Martin) was all the rage in paperbacks. Now where did I put my copy....could use it right now! I had 'em all too...Al Jaffee. Edited March 31, 2011 by DogOnPorch Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
bush_cheney2004 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 I had 'em all too...Al Jaffee. Ah yes....these kids have no idea how well prepared we are to mock them to death. Quote Economics trumps Virtue.
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 Jaffee did those great fold-in back covers on the magazine, if you recall. Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
bush_cheney2004 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) Jaffee did those great fold-in back covers on the magazine, if you recall. Yep...the whole magazine was a training manual for Mockers in Waiting. It is only here at MLW that I fully appreciate the value of MAD Magazine! Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions – written and illustrated by Al Jaffee, this long-running series reproduces unnecessary questions (i.e., "Hot enough for you?" "Did that hurt?") and supplies three sarcastic responses for each, along with a blank box for the reader to supply their own snappy answer. A mini-version of this feature occasionally appears in the magazine's "Fundalini" section, consisting of just one question. Mad has also published several separate, standalone paperbacks of these. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurring_features_in_Mad_%28magazine%29 Edited March 31, 2011 by bush_cheney2004 Quote Economics trumps Virtue.
GostHacked Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 Now...what did I say about your stupid questions? That applies to your stupid assumptions, too. Well, if you don't want to answer, I will go ahead and just assume. At least I am not wishy washy on this subject. Quote
GostHacked Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 Ah yes....these kids have no idea how well prepared we are to mock them to death. You don't even respond directly to me anymore. How can you mock me, when you don't even deal with me anymore? Quote
DogOnPorch Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 Yep...the whole magazine was a training manual for Mockers in Waiting. It is only here at MLW that I fully appreciate the value of MAD Magazine! Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions – written and illustrated by Al Jaffee, this long-running series reproduces unnecessary questions (i.e., "Hot enough for you?" "Did that hurt?") and supplies three sarcastic responses for each, along with a blank box for the reader to supply their own snappy answer. A mini-version of this feature occasionally appears in the magazine's "Fundalini" section, consisting of just one question. Mad has also published several separate, standalone paperbacks of these. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recurring_features_in_Mad_%28magazine%29 Spy vs Spy was naturally my favorite...as well as Sergio Aragonés's 'Marginals'... The TV show never did capture the magazine's appeal. Quote Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.
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