Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Report Posted June 18, 2010 Learning to cope with people has been difficult..most of my life I have been fearful of human beings - all of them...I always felt like an alien from some nice planet who by accident landed on the planet of the apes...does that make me a bad person for feeling that way ..that humans are creeps and preditors - and really not much above stinking insects who love war and mayhem....yes my friends I am a humaniphobe...is there a medication I can take? Is there therapy that will make me more eccepting of humaity - Or do I just have to wait it out and leave? NICE PLANET - HORRIBLE INHABITANTS..MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE AND I WILL STAY? Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 Learning to cope with people has been difficult..most of my life I have been fearful of human beings - all of them...I always felt like an alien from some nice planet who by accident landed on the planet of the apes...does that make me a bad person for feeling that way ..that humans are creeps and preditors - and really not much above stinking insects who love war and mayhem....yes my friends I am a humaniphobe...is there a medication I can take? Is there therapy that will make me more eccepting of humaity - Or do I just have to wait it out and leave? NICE PLANET - HORRIBLE INHABITANTS..MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE AND I WILL STAY? Apparently no one is interested in my suffering - I guess that is my point...sure would like a burger and frys right now - kind of cuddle up and watch CNN and mess up the bed...oh the pain of the human condition..and the pleasure of watching CNN and the idea affirmed that I am a superiour creature to mere humans..wonder if I should get those frys with the crusty spice on them - mmmmm I like them. Quote
Moonlight Graham Posted June 18, 2010 Report Posted June 18, 2010 Learning to cope with people has been difficult..most of my life I have been fearful of human beings - all of them...I always felt like an alien from some nice planet who by accident landed on the planet of the apes...does that make me a bad person for feeling that way ..that humans are creeps and preditors - and really not much above stinking insects who love war and mayhem....yes my friends I am a humaniphobe...is there a medication I can take? Is there therapy that will make me more eccepting of humaity - Or do I just have to wait it out and leave? NICE PLANET - HORRIBLE INHABITANTS..MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE AND I WILL STAY? You should hang around more women. In my experience, they are generally nicer than men. Also, they have boobies. Don';t know the details of your suffering, but stay strong bro. You seem like a good person. Humanity as a whole does suck, but there's so many nice individual peeps. Quote "All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain Partisanship is a disease of the intellect.
Jack Weber Posted June 18, 2010 Report Posted June 18, 2010 I like boobies.... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 You should hang around more women. In my experience, they are generally nicer than men. Also, they have boobies. Don';t know the details of your suffering, but stay strong bro. You seem like a good person. Humanity as a whole does suck, but there's so many nice individual peeps. Just over stating a brief moment of bitterness - I do hang around the former wife - but I really enjoy the very attractive young woman that my son brings around - sometimes three at a time..There are a couple of very hot and bright African girls - charming polite and a delight - Yes - If I could have my way I would surround myself with females of all kinds and ages..and YES there are good peeps - but the older I get..the more I realize - the world is becoming a larger rather than smaller disappointment. Staying strong is important _ I will do so. What I do see that is bothersome is that the new up and coming male really has no honour or class..including the offspring..kind of a degraded generation--but a few of his friends seem nice - most have no hope for the future..to much gloom and doom has made them deaf dumb and blind. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 I like boobies.... They are very very comforting and the curbs are so pleasing to the eye and touch. Did I ever tell you the story of how I was weaned? Well I was a big boob baby - just loved to suckle and my poor mother could not get rid of me..a neigbour suggested she put hot mustard on her breasts..it worked - I got off the boob - but now I love hot mustard on everything. Quote
GostHacked Posted June 18, 2010 Report Posted June 18, 2010 Oleg's posts can be confusing, and mostly they are allegories to describe a point he/she wants to get across. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 Oleg's posts can be confusing, and mostly they are allegories to describe a point he/she wants to get across. I'M A HE.... if you are a she that would be nice - but I doubt it. Quote
g_bambino Posted June 18, 2010 Report Posted June 18, 2010 They are very very comforting and the curbs are so pleasing to the eye and touch. Not all of them... Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 Not all of them... Even small pirt boobs are sweet - I am not a big boob man --- I kind of have a more refined approach to checking out the ladies - if they have beautiful hands it usually means a well formed and beautiful classy vagina - I guess I like the point of bissful entry better than the boobs - besides I was breast fed much to long...I have had my fill of boobs....some western men were not breast fed and were victums of big pharma and baby formula - these types are fixated on boobs - also - I had a mother - I don't want another - I want a woman..not mum. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 Odd this thread has transformed into what makes us happy. Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 THE x is spending the night tonight - as my red neck younger brother used to say "bedder than nuttin" Quote
Oleg Bach Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Posted June 18, 2010 YES for the vacarious out there she has nice big comforting boobs...but is like an aging brood mare in other areas. God this is getting out of control..stop with candy talk - those that believe I am a closet homo - are going to be disappointed...sorry - and yes I am a handsome aging old man.. Quote
Jack Weber Posted June 18, 2010 Report Posted June 18, 2010 Even small pirt boobs are sweet - I am not a big boob man --- I kind of have a more refined approach to checking out the ladies - if they have beautiful hands it usually means a well formed and beautiful classy vagina - I guess I like the point of bissful entry better than the boobs - besides I was breast fed much to long...I have had my fill of boobs....some western men were not breast fed and were victums of big pharma and baby formula - these types are fixated on boobs - also - I had a mother - I don't want another - I want a woman..not mum. I'm not a big boob guy,either... I'm into proportional curvyness... Good to see you're not Oedipal(sp)... Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Pliny Posted June 19, 2010 Report Posted June 19, 2010 Learning to cope with people has been difficult..most of my life I have been fearful of human beings - all of them...I always felt like an alien from some nice planet who by accident landed on the planet of the apes...does that make me a bad person for feeling that way ..that humans are creeps and preditors - and really not much above stinking insects who love war and mayhem....yes my friends I am a humaniphobe...is there a medication I can take? Is there therapy that will make me more eccepting of humaity - Or do I just have to wait it out and leave? NICE PLANET - HORRIBLE INHABITANTS..MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE AND I WILL STAY? Suffer, Baby, Suffer! Don't pray for medications, they aren't a solution. To get out of here you have to learn to love - most won't get out of here, most will wind up victims. Love does not mean you should be afflicted with blindness, nor should it be confused with sex, although sex does have something to do with closeness, as does love. It sounds to me like you suffer from "The liquor tasted good, and the women all were fast" syndrome. In the early morning rain, with a dollar in my hand With an aching in my heart and my pockets full of sand I'm a long way from home, and I miss my loved one so In the early morning rain with no place to go Out on runway number nine, big 707 set to go But I'm stuck here on the ground where the cold winds blow Well the liquor tasted good and the women were all fast There she goes my friend, o she's rolling now at last Here the mighty engines roar, see the silver bird on high She's away and westward bound, high above the clouds she'll fly Where the early rain don't fall and the sun always shines She'll be flying o'er my home in about three hours time This old airport's got me down, it's no earthly use to me Cause I'm stuck here on the ground, cold and drunk as I might be You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train So I'd best be on my way in the early morning rain Gordon Lightfoot Quote I want to be in the class that ensures the classless society remains classless.
Pliny Posted June 19, 2010 Report Posted June 19, 2010 I'm not a big boob guy,either... I'm into proportional curvyness... Good to see you're not Oedipal(sp)... Proportional curvyness is good! Quote I want to be in the class that ensures the classless society remains classless.
Borg Posted June 19, 2010 Report Posted June 19, 2010 Learning to cope with people has been difficult..most of my life I have been fearful of human beings - all of them...I always felt like an alien from some nice planet who by accident landed on the planet of the apes...does that make me a bad person for feeling that way ..that humans are creeps and preditors - and really not much above stinking insects who love war and mayhem....yes my friends I am a humaniphobe...is there a medication I can take? Is there therapy that will make me more eccepting of humaity - Or do I just have to wait it out and leave? NICE PLANET - HORRIBLE INHABITANTS..MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE AND I WILL STAY? No worries Mate People are afraid of you as well Take all the drugs you want - helps you avoid reality. Borg Quote
Moonlight Graham Posted June 19, 2010 Report Posted June 19, 2010 They are very very comforting and the curbs are so pleasing to the eye and touch. Did I ever tell you the story of how I was weaned? Well I was a big boob baby - just loved to suckle and my poor mother could not get rid of me..a neigbour suggested she put hot mustard on her breasts..it worked - I got off the boob - but now I love hot mustard on everything. Greatest post in the history of this forum. How do you remember this story? Were you old enough to remember the weaning, or did you mother tell you this lovely tale? Quote "All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain Partisanship is a disease of the intellect.
kimmy Posted June 19, 2010 Report Posted June 19, 2010 Guys who love boobs are at the right place, because this forum is full of 'em. -k Quote (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Friendly forum facilitator! ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
Jack Weber Posted June 19, 2010 Report Posted June 19, 2010 Guys who love boobs are at the right place, because this forum is full of 'em. -k Sexism!!!!! Call the Human Rights Commission... I feel offended!!! Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves!!!
Oleg Bach Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Posted June 22, 2010 I'M a drama king....don't take me to seriously..thanks for the advice - It's not really needed but if it made you feel better giving it - then I hope that I have been of use to you. Quote
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