Common House Fly Takes Control Of A President.

[Oleg Bach]

Bill was the type of guy that if you were a guest at his house - and cooked something, and dropped one grain of rice - he would find it and his world would come apart - When Bill vacumed the carpet - he finished off the job by getting down on all fours and literally nit picked every bit of lint by hand.. Bill was a comedian of sorts - and we were good friends...and one day - Bill saw a fly buzzing about his apartment - one single solitary fly...Bill became fixated - it was like a flying grain of lost rice - it was and animated and air borne bit of lint --It took his full attention --- Bill spent the next half hour trying to catch this thing and kill it - when he did - he wraped up the smashed corpse in Kleenex and disposed of it.

I said to Bill "that was remarkable - you with a brain over two million times larger than the flys - were totally controled by this little creature - YOU who out weight this pesk by ten million times were manipulated around the room for a half an hour...Bill and I had a joke after that. Any time there was silly people about or a blown out of proportion saga taking place - OR - a fly came into the room - I would look Bill in the eye and say

"Bill do not let a fly control your mind!"

Looks like Obama did his fancey Zen move and was quicker than the fly and he KILLED it ----myself if a bee lands on my face even on my eyes or lips - I go with the flow ---and if something enters my realm and I can set it back into it's proper place - out it goes --- If I walk though the woods in the dark - I blend in - If I dive deep into a lake - the water is my friend....I am one with the universe - Obama was taken down by a fly...and he did show one thing - he has the killer instinct...and I am sure he also runs like a baby when the bugs come out - You would think that the most powerful man in the world - could control take control of himself and a pesky fly -with out having to resort to a spectacle of pinheadedness that will haunt him for the rest of his liberal life -----and it was sweet when he asked an aid -----for approval after the big kill.

[Sir Bandelot]

Republicans captured the fly and tortured it, brainwashed it so that it would only fly into the mouths of democrats. Then they allowed it to enter the room where the president was talking, knowing full well what would happen. This would be an opportunity, with cameras running, for republicans to take a swat at Obama. In a sense the fly was a suicide bomber. Its death throes were heard and seen around the world, proving that Obama is not a man of peace, but an inhumane killer. He murdered that creature in cold blood... if flies have blood...

Rumor has it that off camera, he bent down and pulled the wings off the fly, then he laughed and smooshed it good. Then Nancy Pelosi's fork-like tongue came out and she ate it.

Shall I go on

[Oleg Bach]

Wait --- a manturian candidate - assassin fly...ooh - I see - I almost fell off my chair - that was very very very funny -- going to read it again ----do you think that Obama was the wierd kid that removed the left wing of a fly as a kid so it could only go to the left ? Or maybe he was a kid that just pulled off both wings ---got to admit - he has confidence -and did not for a second doubt his ability to bag an insect...maybe he is Jesus...certainly not a Buddist - glad we got that possiblity out of the way.

[KrustyKidd]

Looks like Obama did his fancey Zen move and was quicker than the fly and he KILLED it

Funny story about Bill. However, the Zen move is simple, flies move straight up for the first couple of inches before they can move multi dimensionally hence, all you have to do is to get your hand close enough to close that gap where they are powerless to do anything other than move upwards towards the slapping hand.

Getting the hand close enough is the trick. It has to be done slowey and, while doing it, the fly may move onto other pastures however, sooner or later it will return.

[Muddy]

Well he lost the screwballs PETA vote. In China flys were so numerous that a decree went out that all citizens had a duty to kill x numbers of flys each because of the diseases that they were attributed too. A billion or so people hunting swatting down flys for patriotism actually did work to control health problems caused by flys. Oh the agnoy of the mass` of the innocent house fly!

Good start Mr . President!

[Pliny]

I was astounded at how impressed he was with himself.

After killing the fly he repositioned himself gathered together his aplomb and said, "Now! Where were we?"

Thought to self, "Damn, I'm good."

Your story about Bill is funny Oleg. But I don't think the fly controlled Bill in the least. Had the fly controlled him he would have been able to sit on Bill's face.

Bill, it seems, was obsessed with controlling his space. Something of which you could never be accused, I'm certain.

Edited June 20, 2009 by Pliny

[Sir Bandelot]

I was astounded at how impressed he was with himself.

After killing the fly he repositioned himself gathered together his aplomb and said, "Now! Where were we?"

Thought to self, "Damn, I'm good."

It's not too surprising when you consider that the President has not had many accomplishments on the political front lately.

[Pliny]

It's not too surprising when you consider that the President has not had many accomplishments on the political front lately.

I am happy about that because if he ever did accomplish anything besides proving how great he was then we would be in even more trouble than we are. He should stick to his successful activities.

[Oleg Bach]

Yah he's great - and so it that lamp post. He KILLED a fly......................well that's a start.

[sharkman]

I can't help but reminisce about Dubya and the shriekfest that would have occurred had he been the one to swat the fly. Can you imagine all of the braying from the left that would have occurred when that clip hit the web? It would have gone on and on for weeks. So Obama does it and they are impressed. True reporting died during the presidential campaign and we are now living in messiahland.

[bush_cheney2004]

...So Obama does it and they are impressed....

That's because Obama has super powers:

[Tawasakm]

I can't help but reminisce about Dubya and the shriekfest that would have occurred had he been the one to swat the fly. Can you imagine all of the braying from the left that would have occurred when that clip hit the web? It would have gone on and on for weeks. So Obama does it and they are impressed. True reporting died during the presidential campaign and we are now living in messiahland.

I can't seriously believe that any president swatting a fly on camera is newsworth or comment worthy at all. Anyone swatting a fly can be quite likely to make a little throw away comment about it. I don't see how it was considered worthy of braodcast later though. And now here I am commenting on the deeply political issue of swatting a damn fly.

[Oleg Bach]

He should have been able to concentrate and will the fly away...but that fly moved the hand of a man in charge of the greatest nuclear aresenal on earth ----Imagine if Obama was sitting by the big red button that launches hell.....I can see it now -----a fly lands on the button - he hits the fly - a thousand nuclear war heads are launched...and all we here is "oooooops" Then him saying to his aid - " I am fast am I not - did you just witness my Zen?"