Have sex - lots of it

[RB]

Rev. Ed Young Wants Married Congregants to Have Sex Daily for the Next Seven Days

Click for link

What a novel idea. I do strongly believe that sex belongs in marriage and you guess it I approve of this message.

[guyser]

Rev. Ed Young Wants Married Congregants to Have Sex Daily for the Next Seven Days

Click for link

What a novel idea. I do strongly believe that sex belongs in marriage and you guess it I approve of this message.

Do I have to be married? Cuz if not, then this is one thing I can get behind my girlfriend for.....er wait....

[kengs333]

That's stupid...

[guyser]

That's stupid...

Not gettin' any huh?

Try your other hand .

[AngusThermopyle]

That's stupid...

Why is it stupid?

[charter.rights]

Not gettin' any huh?

Try your other hand .

The only way for him to have sex is if his date is drunk......so he should try pouring beer on his other hand.

[guyser]

Why is it stupid?

Probably because "some people" just cant fathom the idea that there is a Reverand in this world who is progressive and talks about real issues.

Some just like it better visiting the "Creationist Museum" down in Kentucky.

[noahbody]

"We want to bring the bed back in church and put God back in the bed..."

How annoying is that going to be? After every "Oh God!" now I'm going to hear "You called?" or "That's my name don't wear it out," in the event God's a smart ass.

[guyser]

How annoying is that going to be? After every "Oh God!" now I'm going to hear "You called?" or "That's my name don't wear it out," in the event God's a smart ass.

It sure beats " Jesus,are you done already ? "

[g_bambino]

It sure beats " Jesus,are you done already ? "

Last time God got in bed with a married couple we ended up with... well... Jesus.

[White Doors]

Not gettin' any huh?

Try your other hand .

First, sit on it until it go numb so then it at least feels like a stranger is pulling on it.

[Army Guy]

Not going to work for our man Keng, see he's much to homophobic for that...he's going to have to go beyond the hand numbing trick....maybe shave it , dress it up with some lipstick and a tutu...

[RB]

Do I have to be married? Cuz if not, then this is one thing I can get behind my girlfriend for.....er wait....

Yes, you have to be married to participate.

I really don't get this girlfriend or the friend business. It is hard to distinguish what connotes girlfriend, girl friend and friend.

A girlfriend means that folks are liberal with their sexuality. Maybe the dreamers are on the prowl, and want to be romantic with one or several men or women, always on the look out for a perfect match. Means they are in a companionate relationship. Means it don't last. I can't link this idea but I believe the folks that are in the state of living together (girlfriend and boyfriend/friend) remain in a relation really in order to try to avoid prostituting themselves. Clearly, they are not committed to each other, or serious and hence not entitled to privileges of being married.

A friend is redefined as girlfriend or boyfriend. For several years now I noticed that men and women in relationships defined themselves as friends when in a relationship (sexual relation to be precise). My neighbor had such a friend that she "slept" with for at least 5 years, during the summer of this year we met her new friend. And it is not only my neighbor that defines the "boyfriend" "girlfriend" as friend, many other folks at work bring their mates in and introduce them as a friend. So friends are also not allowed to participate.

For a traditional no-nonsense person I really have to be on top of these nuances.

Edited November 20, 2008 by RB

[Oleg Bach]

Once you marry or move in together - no other "friends" are allowed. Sex and intimacey are bonding agents. Recently my young son moved in with his first exotic love..this former virgin boy is now devestated that she was out and about with "friends" and they were "bonding" - she was seduced and now the poor kid weeps uncontrolably...and is still totally attatched to the young self absorbed beauty....unless there is an understanding that you are to be "flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone - forsaking all other" - there are going to be serious problems that damage the person for a life time. Traditional loyalty and real marriage are a must for happiness. I am not talking about the desposabitly of mates in this modernist hell...but about love.....some just are not capable of it...this is the hardest lesson that a man or woman must learn.

[guyser]

Yes, you have to be married to participate.

Bummer since tonight I had plans on contributing my share.

I really don't get this girlfriend or the friend business. It is hard to distinguish what connotes girlfriend, girl friend and friend.

Well, a friend helps you pack and move, a true friend sits beside you in a jail cell.

A "girlfriend" is one you are dating , or living with and generally are commited too.

A "girl friend" is a friend that is a girl and you hang out together.

A "girl friend with benefits" is a friend that is a girl and you hang out horizontally together, but not for too long or it gets complicated. a GF w B tend not last all that long.

A girlfriend means that folks are liberal with their sexuality. Maybe the dreamers are on the prowl, and want to be romantic with one or several men or women, always on the look out for a perfect match. Means they are in a companionate relationship. Means it don't last. I can't link this idea but I believe the folks that are in the state of living together (girlfriend and boyfriend/friend) remain in a relation really in order to try to avoid prostituting themselves. Clearly, they are not committed to each other, or serious and hence not entitled to privileges of being married.

Some do some dont. I dont get the "liberal with their sexuality" bit . It can last for quite some time as I well know. (if of course 5 years is close enough to "quite")

My neighbor had such a friend that she "slept" with for at least 5 years, during the summer of this year we met her new friend. And it is not only my neighbor that defines the "boyfriend" "girlfriend" as friend, many other folks at work bring their mates in and introduce them as a friend. So friends are also not allowed to participate.

No that was a friend with benefits. Sounds like a fun neighbourhood .

For a traditional no-nonsense person I really have to be on top of these nuances.

Ahem .....traditional and being on top dont belong together.

Sorry couldnt help it.

[RB]

Well, a friend helps you pack and move, a true friend sits beside you in a jail cell.

This is what I thought a friend meant.

The friend with benefits is overwhelming, and too much for me to grasp. I hope not to meet these friends with benefits.

Nowadays, I always make sure people understand who are:

* acquaintances

* colleagues

* school mates

"friend" is a reserved word in my books.

I don't get the "liberal with their sexuality" bit

means a person can be in a relationship but can still also have sexual encounters with others. No scruples really and the current Western culture.

[M.Dancer]

The friend with benefits is overwhelming, and too much for me to grasp. I hope not to meet these friends with benefits.

I've had a few...if you are single it can be great.....except when you want to umm...stay home and they want to....go out and shop, you are obliged to shop with them...hoping that they might be up for a round of benefits later.

The real pain though is when FWB gets a boyfriend...

[guyser]

I've had a few...if you are single it can be great.....except when you want to umm...stay home and they want to....go out and shop, you are obliged to shop with them...hoping that they might be up for a round of benefits later.

The manual clearly states that one neednt shop to have GFwB encounters. That steps over the line into plain old boring GF status.

The real pain though is when FWB gets a boyfriend...

....dont be so sure. For one , it stops any shopping you may have to be coerced into, and secondly, who says it has to stop, at least right away ?

[guyser]

The friend with benefits is overwhelming, and too much for me to grasp. I hope not to meet these friends with benefits.

Dont be so sure. Plenty of older people are currently doing this. Spouses die and the other is lonely, and thus they hook up but dont get into relationships per se.

You'd be surprised how often Nurses from the old folks home tell me this happens.

means a person can be in a relationship but can still also have sexual encounters with others. No scruples really and the current Western culture.

No scruples that equal your own you mean. Thats fine, but lots of people have no problem with expanding their sexual horizons.

I have repeatedly told my mother to go out on dates and have fun. She is 79 , very comfortable and strong. She knows I mean "go out and hook up" , I know her friends are doing that.

I just remind her that I dont want to hear it when at the cottage.

[WIP]

Yes, you have to be married to participate.

I really don't get this girlfriend or the friend business. It is hard to distinguish what connotes girlfriend, girl friend and friend.

A girlfriend means that folks are liberal with their sexuality.

..................and conservative Christians who've been brainwashed into believing they have to act like monks until they get married usually continue their neurotic/obsessive fear of sexuality after the honeymoon is over. If they have engaged in premarital sex or even masturbated (which the vast majority of Christians do), then they fear damnation for giving in to sins of the flesh. If they are among the 1% who really, truly abstained from all sexual activity before marriage, they likely can't perform when the time comes!

I've been married for almost 21 years, not including the 4.5 years we lived common-law, and I had two previous girlfriends that I was sexually active with.......so I got all of the experimenting out of my system before I got married. If I remained in a fanatical fundy church, I would have tried to abstain from sex........and been guilt-ridden about my inability to remain celibate..........and after I had the seal of approval from God and the Church to have sex, I would have been wondering after a few years of marriage, what it would have been like to do it with someone else!

And what kind of sex is allowed by the good pastor during their seven days of sex? My guess is that it's man-on-top-missionary position - get it over with quick intercourse......and watch the foreplay! Oral sex is forbidden.......and don't even ask about anal sex or you'll go to hell for committing sodomy!

...........children from the fifth grade and higher, along with other young adults and singles, were encouraged to attend. "Our kids are so bombarded by sex, and sadly we've allowed the culture to hijack sex from the church," said Young, 47, whose church has 35,000 worshippers.

Love it! "Our kids are bombarded by sex," so I'm going to stand up here everyday and tell you kids about something you're not allowed to do unless you want to burn!

[guyser]

My guess is that it's man-on-top-missionary position - get it over with quick intercourse......and watch the foreplay!

Yeah, if your Baptist that might lead to dancing.

[WIP]

Yeah, if your Baptist that might lead to dancing.

I probably shouldn't have gone to the pastor's site! It's too much for me to stomach, to watch people this sexually repressed trying to talk like their real hip and cool.

[RB]

I probably shouldn't have gone to the pastor's site! It's too much for me to stomach, to watch people this sexually repressed trying to talk like their real hip and cool.

The pastor is giving the writing on the wall

The pastor means well to say wake up folks before it’s too late. Get intimate with your love one for 7 days.

The pastor is fast forwarding the rude awaking for some people

* like some people wake up because of a divorce scenario;

* like some people wake up when it is too late.

I mean all the time they just laid there with their good ol' sorry self everyday, like not engaging with the fun and girlfriend ways. The bigger picture is that folks just watch the world go by….I take his word that the good pastor is saving many marriages in these turbulent and troubling economic times, and even some babies might happen along might help population balance.

I have my own believes and one of them is that sex belongs in marriage. Some reasons why I disapprove of girlfriends or girlfriends with benefits is because of:

* unwanted pregnancies,

* STD’s,

* delayed pregnancies as likely those that are married wish for families,

* delayed pregnancies comes with health complications,

* and usually women are the victims when these relations are over as they have little legal recourse to resolve disputes as the end approaches.

I really don’t have to judge folks by my standard otherwise the “why do we fall? why are we such losers?” imagery prevails.

Like people tend to create barriers for themselves; turn their backs against a wall, then go fishing and take the easy way out. Yes, I am making reference to the collection of friends with benefits.

A pastor is there to support and encourage people and he shall feed you with knowledge and understanding. How about these good lines as starters to follow “Disturbers to be rebuked, the low-spirited that needs to be encouraged, the infirm that needs to be supported, objectors confuted, the treacherous guarded against, the unskilled taught, the lazy aroused, the contentious restrained, the haughty repressed, litigants pacified, the poor relieved, the oppressed liberated, the good approved………”

The pastor wants those of you who vow to cherish and love, to turn around and spice it up the other each other, be with each other, talk with each other. All Kama Sutra positions are allowed, now be discreet folks, no disclosures. The important point I wanted to make is sex is a good starting point for couples, and it will get you talking alright about important things, worrisome things. I find in in my walks of life that the distance of reaching others is so small. All that is needed is to turn and look behind and your love is the one standing there, all the time. And, they are always there for you.

Let me see now, I don’t believe you usually make vows to cherish the girlfriends.

In a broader context, I would like to say that everyday when you literally stand side by side, face to face and engage others, why not get closer, like step by step, follow them eye to eye, then stare at your writings on your wall. Whether you are influence is up to you, but you’d soon find lots of reasons NOT to believe in marriage and likely move toward hook-up scenarios, short term relations, sex buddies, FWB. Like you create your own doubts and those doubts soon grow into thousands of other doubts i.e. booty calls or whatever.

Ask your current girlfriends, I promise they have dreams to get married and they are hoping you'd ask but I can see some of you are thinking it is inevitable. There is some old saying about milking the cow for free.

[Oleg Bach]

Regular embracement and orgasm with a female love is healing and you sleep better - seeing that cells are active during sleep - and sleep is the secondary part of the sexual experience that generates health - mental - spiritual - finacial and physical -----so don't get pretrubed with me my dear if I roll over and snore in the arms of the angels - I do love you..

[WIP]

The pastor is giving the writing on the wall

The pastor means well to say wake up folks before it’s too late. Get intimate with your love one for 7 days.

Or is it showboating to market his own churches?

The pastor is fast forwarding the rude awaking for some people

* like some people wake up because of a divorce scenario;

* like some people wake up when it is too late.

Nothing wrong with telling people, especially those who are prone to compulsive/addictive behaviours, to stop reacting solely on impulse and start thinking through their actions, so they can avoid making the same mistakes over and over again -- but just telling people not to take drugs, gamble, get drunk, or engage in wreckless sexual behaviour, and badgering them about their "sinfulness" after they fail, does not provide a lasting solution. I've known too many devoutly religious failures who keep going on a cycle of "getting saved" and backsliding into old habits again, to believe that this is a one-size-fits-all solution to everyone's problems.

I have my own believes and one of them is that sex belongs in marriage. Some reasons why I disapprove of girlfriends or girlfriends with benefits is because of:

* unwanted pregnancies,

* STD’s,

* delayed pregnancies as likely those that are married wish for families,

* delayed pregnancies comes with health complications,

* and usually women are the victims when these relations are over as they have little legal recourse to resolve disputes as the end approaches.

A hundred years ago, most girls got married at 16, and guys weren't much older, so there was no prolonged adolescence of high school - college - graduate school etc. that now delays marriage until mid 20's. So what is the average healthy teenager supposed to do during their ten or so years of abstinence besides climbing the walls?

But, those who aren't married can still avoid unwanted pregnancies and STD's if they are responsible enough to take the precautions that will reduce the risks of pregnancy and spreading venereal diseases. It's the fundamentalist Christians, pushing the abstinence message, that end up with highest STD rates. Take a look at the states with highest STD rates and tell me why they are predominantly Bible Belt states that have the most conservative churches and the schoolboards that push abstinence education and prevent sex ed for students:

Rank Primary and secondary syphilis Chlamydia Gonnorhea

1 Louisiana (7.6) Alaska (681.8) Mississippi (257.1)

2 Alabama (7.0) Mississippi (650.5) South Carolina (242.5)

3 Georgia (6.4) South Carolina (525.3) Louisiana (240.6)

4 Nevada (5.7) New Mexico (509.7) Alabama (234.0)

5 Maryland (5.4) Alabama (502.8) Georgia (216.8)

6 California (5.1) Hawaii (435.1) North Carolina (199.4)

7 Texas (4.7) Georgia (429.6) Delaware (176.0)

8 Tennessee (4.2) Delaware (428.6) Missouri (175.9)

9 New Mexico (4.1) Tennessee (424.6) Ohio (167.4)

10 Florida (4.0) Illinois (419.8) Tennessee (162.6)

http://www.avert.org/stdstatisticusa.htm

A pastor is there to support and encourage people and he shall feed you with knowledge and understanding. How about these good lines as starters to follow “Disturbers to be rebuked, the low-spirited that needs to be encouraged, the infirm that needs to be supported, objectors confuted, the treacherous guarded against, the unskilled taught, the lazy aroused, the contentious restrained, the haughty repressed, litigants pacified, the poor relieved, the oppressed liberated, the good approved………”

And what methodology does he use to accomplish these objectives? Just curious because mentally ill people who are treated by psychiatric and psychological therapies used to be treated by casting out their demons, and when that failed they were locked in a asylum. Unless these pastors have picked up some useful knowledge of how to help addiction-prone people, I doubt any of this preaching amounts to a hill of beans!

Ask your current girlfriends, I promise they have dreams to get married and they are hoping you'd ask but I can see some of you are thinking it is inevitable. There is some old saying about milking the cow for free.

I don't have girlfriends, since I've been married over 20 years, and I'm not the adventurous sort who likes to take chances and live life on the edge. I don't think it's because I am exceptionally moral, it's more that I like my life the way it is now, and my wife is no different than most women who don't accept being married to guys who want to look for other sexual opportunities.