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DogOnPorch

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  1. You have a rare grasp of the conspirator's mind, Archibald. You are to be commended on it. ---His Lordship James Graham, Marquis of Montrose

    1. Wilber

      Wilber

      Which Archibald and which James Graham? Is this something from Blackadder?

    2. DogOnPorch
    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      ...but he was 4th Marquis of Montrose during the movie.

  2. You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly.

  3. You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

  4. Your door is a jar. Your window is a carrot.

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    2. The_Squid

      The_Squid

      I meant it to be ligh-hearted.... I hope it came accross that way. Apologies if it didn't. I will erase.

    3. sharkman

      sharkman

      Surely you meant well. I know, I know, I'll stop calling you Shirley.

    4. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      No worries, Squid.

  5. Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret. ---Disraeli

    1. sharkman

      sharkman

      Love is a dancer.

  6. Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe. ---Moe Szyslak

  7. Глупый российских спамеров не понял, это Канада.

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    2. Mighty AC

      Mighty AC

      Exit light...enter night. Do Lada's count as cheap Russian appliances?

    3. DogOnPorch

      DogOnPorch

      The X-Ray doesn't look cheap.

    4. AngusThermopyle

      AngusThermopyle

      My father had a Lada as his work car. He swore by it, as he said, if it broke down he could fix it with a hammer, scew driver and some bailing wire. I always thought it was better to have a car that didn't break down in the first place.

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