No...no we don't make things up. You Libbies gift us all our best arguments. They installed tampon machines in boy's bathrooms. BOY'S BATHROOMS! That's fcking ridiculous! It's like...Ultra-Tweenkie!
How much you wanna bet those tampon machines suffered regular damage and that the boys were getting them and tossing 'em all over the place and laughing their asses off?
Indeed. They demoted a coward.
Gee...glad we finally got that cleared up.