Yep. There will be 25% tariffs on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays but only on goods whose names start with the letters g, n, t, o, p, q and z. If it is a rainy day the tariffs will be reduced by 50% to only 12.5% ; on a sunny day the tariffs will be up to 37.5%.
If the truck driver is Mexican, East Indian or Hispanic the tariffs jump to 250%. For young lady drivers the tariff will go down to 10% or 0% if they drive naked.